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Are you kidding?

 

Yoda could piss over sideous any day. Did ya see that force absorb **** he was pulling off. He eats lightning bolts for breakfast!

 

I personally loved the fighting stance he took on when he gears up to fight. The whole movie theatre cheered when he did that.

 

Big up da yoda!

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im a star wars fan, not a FANATIC, but im a big enough fan to know he was suppsoed to fight in ep2, wut i didnt expect was how COOL it was. i msut admit, the fighitng stance was more comical than impressive, but he was bouncing around like a jack rabbbit on pseed wiht a light saber flying like a helicopter rotor. one thing i dont get is how he needs a walking stick when he cna do ALL THAT

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I think that was meant to emphasize Yoda's perception of the Force... he never pulls on it unless he really needs it, but when he needs it, he can pull on one goddamn huge piece of it to fight with...

 

When he was done kicking Tyranis' rear, he let go of his grip on the Force, and went back to his regular physical self... isn't he like 900 years old? :)

 

Would make since that he needs to hobble. :p

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According to some dude who wrote something like this on the jk2 forums (I will try to write as best as I understood it, which probably isnt correct). The main topic was about "why dooku was that strong" or something like that.

 

So it went something like this.

 

Obi-Wan was trained in the II style of fencing, which was to repell blasters effectivly. Now, Dooku was trained in the fencing number III, which was to win a lightsabre combat (also as he was Yoda's padawan, he probably got the best training). Now as you can see, looks like Anakin was gonna be trained in the 3rd style as well (check the moves, his and Dooku's are the same), however since he was still unexperienced in it, he got chopped off. Mace Windu was trained in the IV arts, which "come very close to the ones of the Sith", which means Mace knows all of the blaster repelling, and lightsabre cracking ala "Darth Maul" style. So Windu must be the most powerful human to weild a lightsabre. Now the thing with Yoda is that he probably took all of them (I II III and IV) and combined them to get the "Blue Stance" effect. As he is also strong with the force, he can kick ANYONE'S ass. I mean he was going to chop off Dooku's head, since he did say "Fought well you have, my old Padawan". We could all assume that if Dooku didn't think of distracting Yoda with that pillar, he would buy it immediatly.

 

Oh well, I hope I did it right hehe ;)

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As fast as Yoda was moving, I expected the fight to end with Dooku assuming the "Black Knight" stance (i.e. all limbs gone, sitting on the bottom of his torso). Still, the way the fight ended was pretty unsatisfying...I wanted at least another minute of duelling...chickens*** Count Dooku. "1 Escape! Ah-ah-ah! 2 Escapes! Ah-ah-ah! 3 Escapes Ah-ah-ah!"

 

(Get it? Like the Count from Sesame Street!)

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Yeah but two problems if it laster longer...

 

a) if it lasted any longer with Anakin or Obi Wan, Dooku wouldnt come off strong

 

b) if it lasted 1 second longer with yoda, Dooku would be dead

 

And he needed to stay alive because he carried the plans for the death star, so as we all know it's gonna be built, I knew immediatly that obi wan and anakin are gonna lose...

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It wasn't crappy...

 

"Clearly this fight cannot be decided by our knowledge of the force, but by our skills with a lightsabre"

 

He just wanted to kill yoda, and when he saw force wasnt working on him (Yoda ABSORBED it which was even worse) then he thought that it would be better if he just finished him off with a lightsabre. However yoda was more powerfull there too.....

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i heard that some sences with yoda and dooku were cut from the movie cuz yoda would of kick his ass if they kept going. u guys noticed that wierd thing dooku had sticking out of his lightsaber? duel saber? hopefully the dvd might have that shiznit.

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