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Hey, can you guys guess what these stand for (Please note that SOME OF THEM don't mean anything at all. I made them up by randomly clicking on letters, just for fun.):

 

1) G.P. LeChuck (Of course I know it means Ghost Pirate but let's pretend it doesn't.)

 

2) Wally B. Feed

 

3) N.W.J.K.B.

 

4) A.E.S.

 

5) B.F.G.

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Hey, are you new? I've near seen you before, I don't think....

erm.....hey baby.....wait, you are a girl right?:eek:

 

Lol, flashback....

 

 

 

 

*Edit* Oh, wait, "Vanhal" is short for Vanhalgon right? Oops, your not a girl are you....argh...when GB did it she was....

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Originally posted by NiKo

right, now go to your room and dont come out untill i tell you to!

 

 

*griswold walks up the stairs to his room while Niko shouts "and you can forget about getting the car keys tonight!"*

 

hee hee

 

reminds me of this

The TRUE ending to "the Empire Strikes Back":

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A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is

backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick

move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off

into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around,

but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

 

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your

father.

 

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

 

Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

 

Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

 

Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be

true...

 

Luke: NO!

 

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what else? You

know that brass droid of yours?

 

Luke: Threepio?

 

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7

years old...

 

Luke: No...

 

Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look

at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your

own ship out of the swamp...

 

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

 

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I

single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control

ship!

 

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

 

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never

gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's

the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh wahhh!"

 

Luke: Shut up...

 

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age,

I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

 

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!

 

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years

old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly

a Pod Racer... right here baby!

 

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

 

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't

know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...

 

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges

down the shaft.

 

Darth Vader looks after him.

 

Darth Vader: Get a haircut!

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*turns around* Luke: At least I can!

Vader: I can still get a haircut!

Luke: Yeah, but not the hair on your head!

*Crowd* Ooooooooooooooooooo!

Vader: Get back here!

Luke: No way, you'll just rip my lungs out!

Vader: No I promise!

Luke: OK....

*Scene with Luke on Vaders knee with pants down getting spanked*

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1) G.P. LeChuck (Of course I know it means Ghost Pirate but let's pretend it doesn't.)

 

2) Wally B. Feed

 

3) N.W.J.K.B.

 

4) A.E.S.

 

5) B.F.G.

 

1) Goucho Pants LeChuck

 

2) Isn't it Wally B. Freed?

 

3) No worries,just kick butt

 

4) Always Eats Seconds

 

5) This one has meaning where I come from , but it's not pleasant and to long a story for this forum.

 

P.S. I REALLY loved the real ending of Star Wars, i was lol, roflmao, and roflmfao

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Guest King Andrei

Yes, well, I still think "Big F'ucking Gun" is more appropriate, cause BFG is actually a weapon from Quake 3 Arena. Besides, the weapon look like **** and that.... uh... okay, too obscene. Sorry.

 

PS: Incase you didn't kn... AHH FORGET IT!

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Originally posted by Andrei555

Yes, well, I still think "Big F'ucking Gun" is more appropriate, cause BFG is actually a weapon from Quake 3 Arena.

 

Actually it's from Doom. I'm not sure if it was in Doom 1, but I know it was in Doom 2.

As for the name, it's either big f'ucking gun, or big fat gun.

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