NiKo Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 in a nuttshell, there's this kid in my class, he's a real *******. always trying to be funny (in a snobby way, not the gullable way) by insulting others thus making himself look good. he's always with his nose hiiiigh up in the air. he really thinks he's 'Mr Perfect'. anyways, today after school, me and my buddy Dan were sitting in the bus station. and mr perfect ******* dude was sitting on one of the benches far away from us with a friend. then they got into a cab and drove away... my friend noticed that the ******* forgot his big fat wallet on the bench...he grabbed it.. we went into the toilet and peaked inside the wallet - at first i told him "put it back! you'r gonna get us in trouble" (me and trouble dont get along very well) there was no money in the wallet, just I.D's, Credit Cards, Bank stuff, drivers license, stuff like that (not even a condom...theheh) we went to the park, and talked about what an ******* he is, and how he's been making our lives suck ass.... then we decided we'll revenge in our own unique way... so we didnt return the wallet....we ripped all the cards apart and threw them all arounf the town.....fun at first, but then came guilt..... and later on came fear...."what if someone saw us?" "what if he finds out?" me and my friend made a pack to never speak of this again and...frankly the whole thing reminded me of a parody of 'i know what you did last summer" especially the way i spit on his I.D photo and burried it in the ground saying "rest in peace, *******" to make this useless bable into a topic, what would you have done in my shoes? discuss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 revnge, guilt, fear, sounds like something yoda would say, u remember tha whole fear is the path to the dark side speech. but neway, yes this guy does sound like an *******, and at the time, it probably sounded real cool to do what u did, but if u think about it, it probably did nothing other thatn make him have to apply for another drivers liscencs and all the other stuff u ripped up. it may have made him distressed, but then if you think about it, doing what u did just made u sink down as low as he is, and thats why u feel like **** right now, not because u fear someone might of saw u, but because u fear to being just like him, if not worse. think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 23, 2002 Author Share Posted May 23, 2002 i wouldnt know, i'm not a big star wars fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 if i found the wallet? and the guy was a ****ing prick hole son of a bitch??? hmmm ... id take the cards and everything else in it and put it in a brown paper bag.... id then take a monster poopoo in the bag ..... THEN .... id either A) light the thing on fire in front of his house B) put it in the lost in found so theyd call him down and ask him about the poop induced wallet belongings hehe, im mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 Originally posted by Guybrush122 if i found the wallet? and the guy was a ****ing prick hole son of a bitch??? hmmm ... id take the cards and everything else in it and put it in a brown paper bag.... id then take a monster poopoo in the bag ..... THEN .... id either A) light the thing on fire in front of his house B) put it in the lost in found so theyd call him down and ask him about the poop induced wallet belongings hehe, im mean Ah, you made me laugh out of my seat....gegegege.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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