Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 Yoda if they could have his. He said sure then handed them over and ran giggling into the woods. Leia turned to R2 and said...
Mitth'raw'nuruodo Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 "Here you go R2, if you start levitating rocks we'll know why. . ." Then she was about to leave when Han and Luke met up with her bringing horrible news. . .
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 Coruscant had been taken over by..... a giant ham sandwich! So they flew to Coruscant as fast as they could. When they got there....
Mitth'raw'nuruodo Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 almost HALF of the planet was missing, an the giant ham sandwich was napping. The was only one thing left to do! Destroy the sandwich's reactor! Luke called in Rogue Squadron and they started in on their attack run. . .
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 That's when they discovered the horrible truth. The ham sandwich wasn't merely a ham sandwich but a pimento loaf sandwich! They decided the best way to attack was to....
Mitth'raw'nuruodo Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 to crash a ship into it. They rolled a pair of dice and Wedge had to do it so he warmed up his X-wing aimed at the sandwich and threw the hyperdrive lever! . .
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 and went crashing into the sandwich. It had no effect!! So Luke got out his trusty...
Guest Gamma732 Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 Knife that he bought off QVC late last night and attempted to slice the sandwich apart. However this also had no effect because.......
Mitth'raw'nuruodo Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 He burped and dropped the knife, so he had to use his. . .
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 giant spatula that he bought last night on the internet. He used the spatula to....
Guest Gamma732 Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 try to toss the sandwich off of coruscant. However, he only flipped the sandwich and further damaged the planet. Since Luke was out of ideas, he asked Han to get..........
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 a giant can of mayonase. When Han asked Luke what he need that for, he said.....
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 16, 2001 Posted August 16, 2001 he needed a snack so he got out a spoon and dug in. Han thought this was gross so he.....
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 but not just any ketchup, the green kind of ketchup. When he put it on the sandwhich it was so afraid coz he didn't know that it was ketchup that it......
Mitth'raw'nuruodo Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 before self-destructing. Now that the sandwich was gone Han still had the problem of the pickel until. . .
darthfergie Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 Chewie jumped from nowhere and ate the pickel. He shreked in horror...That wasn't a dill pickel it was a...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 Incredibly old hot dog. So chewie had to run for the nearest bush because the hotdog made him.....
FlyBOy Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 blind and he couldn't see where he was going, so he......
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 was not a thorn bush ar all. It was a horrible, ugly, evil organism known only as.......
darthfergie Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 a scarimanga and it attacked Chewie with its...
Guest Gamma732 Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 claws. Sensing Chewie's problem, Luke rushed over to save his friend, but inadvertantly chopped off chewie's leg when he swung at the bush. So chewie.......
Mitth'raw'nuruodo Posted August 17, 2001 Posted August 17, 2001 tore Luke's leg off and threatened to eat it until Han came over and made it fair by. . .
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