Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 But then they realize it was only her clone and that leia's standing in the corner. Landos screams, "NOOOO!! MY BEAUTIFUL CRAZY, NAKED LEIA!!!!" and then falls down on his knees and cries. He then swares that he will find a way to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jar Jar Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 ... figure out how they get that caramel into the middle of those chocolates! A trickle of drool runs down the corner of Lando's mouth. Suddenly the skyscraper begins rolling towars our heroes, like a log. The heroes run... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wedge Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 righ into a gorge with a large trampoline at the bottom and they bounce up twords the skyscraper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 where they almost collided but narrowly missed..oh, wait, nevermind...they did indeed run into the scyscraper but they didn't get hurt becasue..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 The Skyscraper was made out of foam rubber!! And that ment that the Crazy Naked Leia wasn't dead and Lando was so happy he.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jar Jar Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 ... fell off the skyscraper down into the gorge and missed the trampoline by several miles, causing him to die, with blood splattering everywhere, and DEATH! And the crazy Leia laughed because his blood splattered on her face. Everyone else threw up into paper bags and covered their eyes. Eventually they got out of the gorge and back onto level ground and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jar Jar Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 (if you can't tell, I'm trying to kill off characters for the FINAL CLIMACTIC BATTLE at the end...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 But then, they heard Lando yelling from the botom of the gorge. He hadn't gotten splattered, he had merely fell on a giant bag of tomato soup!! So they all climbed abourd the Falcon and went down to have some soup with lando but on the way down...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 they found Leia's chilhood friend, so they stayed a long while there, and they forgot Lando... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyBOy Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 who had already left for Dantooine with two ewoks and a gungan to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 The Muppet 3-D Vision Show!!! SO Kermit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyBOy Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 quit the show and the rest of the muppet gang went on strike, which..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 caused Miss Piggy to suicide. Which made Kermit go and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jar Jar Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 pelt bystanders with waterballoons. Meanwhile back at the gorge everyone was playing a rather heated game of Risk when suddenly some rustling was heard nearby. "Oh no, I think it's time for the FINAL CONFRONTATION" Luke said. Suddenly some guy leapt out of the bushes and activated his quadruple-bladed lightsaber and mauled Leia's friend to death. So Luke activated his septuple-bladed lightsaber and they did battle over a pit of lava that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jar Jar Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Oh and BTW, septuple means seven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Then Han picks up a rock and chucks it at the mysterious guy head, and causes the guy to fall into the lava pit which triggers a giant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jar Jar Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 rockman to burst out of the lava, which said "Let's see how you like it!" and then rammed into Han sending him into the lava. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" Han screamed as he was slowly burned to a slow painful death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 but then he releazies it's just warm tomatos soup!! So heat starts to eat some while at the same time, pointing at the giant soup man and laughing. Everyone was pretty hungry again all... Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â p.s. QUIT TRYING TO KILL THEM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jar Jar Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 so they decided to order some Pizza. However the rockman was standing in front of the phone and he made a nasty face and everyone got scared. So then Han shot the rockman and he exploded. The Falcon tipped over into the gorge and began plummeting to the ground, as thousands of Evil Gungans and Naboo Ninjas jump onto the ship and invade it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 went to Pizza Planet, there, they met Buzz Lightyear, Buzz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 had a thing for Gungan meat so luke negotiated a deal were Buzz would buy the pizzas and luke would let Buzz eat Jar Jars right arm. So Luke Wnet up to Jar Jar and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Asked Jar-Jar if he could have his arm. JarJar said that he..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragon_Leon Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 "...no wanten give up crunchy arm", but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 "Too Bad" Luke says, and slices off JarJar's left arm....or was it right.....i can't remember...oh well, its not important......and he....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Took it over to the man and the man offered Luke a taste so he tasted it and he liked it. So he went back to Jar Jar and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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