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But then they realize it was only her clone and that leia's standing in the corner. Landos screams, "NOOOO!! MY BEAUTIFUL CRAZY, NAKED LEIA!!!!" and then falls down on his knees and cries. He then swares that he will find a way to...

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Guest Jar Jar

... figure out how they get that caramel into the middle of those chocolates! A trickle of drool runs down the corner of Lando's mouth. Suddenly the skyscraper begins rolling towars our heroes, like a log. The heroes run...

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where they almost collided but narrowly missed..oh, wait, nevermind...they did indeed run into the scyscraper but they didn't get hurt becasue.....

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The Skyscraper was made out of foam rubber!! And that ment that the Crazy Naked Leia wasn't dead and Lando was so happy he....

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... fell off the skyscraper down into the gorge and missed the trampoline by several miles, causing him to die, with blood splattering everywhere, and DEATH! And the crazy Leia laughed because his blood splattered on her face. Everyone else threw up into paper bags and covered their eyes. Eventually they got out of the gorge and back onto level ground and...

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But then, they heard Lando yelling from the botom of the gorge. He hadn't gotten splattered, he had merely fell on a giant bag of tomato soup!! So they all climbed abourd the Falcon and went down to have some soup with lando but on the way down......

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pelt bystanders with waterballoons. Meanwhile back at the gorge everyone was playing a rather heated game of Risk when suddenly some rustling was heard nearby. "Oh no, I think it's time for the FINAL CONFRONTATION" Luke said. Suddenly some guy leapt out of the bushes and activated his quadruple-bladed lightsaber and mauled Leia's friend to death. So Luke activated his septuple-bladed lightsaber and they did battle over a pit of lava that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

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Then Han picks up a rock and chucks it at the mysterious guy head, and causes the guy to fall into the lava pit which triggers a giant...

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rockman to burst out of the lava, which said "Let's see how you like it!" and then rammed into Han sending him into the lava. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" :mad: Han screamed as he was slowly burned to a slow painful death.

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but then he releazies it's just warm tomatos soup!! So heat starts to eat some while at the same time, pointing at the giant soup man and laughing. Everyone was pretty hungry again all...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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QUIT TRYING TO KILL THEM!! :tsk::swear:

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so they decided to order some Pizza. However the rockman was standing in front of the phone and he made a nasty face and everyone got scared. So then Han shot the rockman and he exploded. The Falcon tipped over into the gorge and began plummeting to the ground, as thousands of Evil Gungans and Naboo Ninjas jump onto the ship and invade it...

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had a thing for Gungan meat so luke negotiated a deal were Buzz would buy the pizzas and luke would let Buzz eat Jar Jars right arm. So Luke Wnet up to Jar Jar and...

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"Too Bad" Luke says, and slices off JarJar's left arm....or was it right.....i can't remember...oh well, its not important......and he.......

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Took it over to the man and the man offered Luke a taste so he tasted it and he liked it. So he went back to Jar Jar and...

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