Guest Tie Guy Posted August 3, 2001 Posted August 3, 2001 and cut off his other arm and took it to the man who...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 3, 2001 Posted August 3, 2001 but then he pulled out a knife and jabbed it into....
Compa_Mighty Posted August 3, 2001 Posted August 3, 2001 Rick McCallum!!! So the story was threatened to end, because he IS the producer. But the story was saved by...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 4, 2001 Posted August 4, 2001 the hand of God who saved Rick and then left. So, Jar-Jar...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 4, 2001 Posted August 4, 2001 was missing his arm so he found a tree branch and shoved it into the stump he had left and then shouted...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 4, 2001 Posted August 4, 2001 ..."THESA NO WORKIN." So he took out the stick and replaced it with a.........
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 4, 2001 Posted August 4, 2001 Huge stinky, discusting piece of his own...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 5, 2001 Posted August 5, 2001 ...tongue, which dind't exactly work, so he fell down into a.....
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 5, 2001 Posted August 5, 2001 toilet bowl and got stuck!! So he had to...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 5, 2001 Posted August 5, 2001 .....break open the toilet bowl which caused the bowl to....
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 5, 2001 Posted August 5, 2001 Spurt toilet water onto Jar Jar. That freaked him out so he ran and acccidentally jumped into a huge....
Compa_Mighty Posted August 6, 2001 Posted August 6, 2001 canyon, but when he was preparing to die by the collision against the floor, Luke Skywalker saved him in his Skyhopper, he was chasing womp rats at the moment so...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 6, 2001 Posted August 6, 2001 ...he fired JarJar at the womprats. When JarJar hit the womprts they....
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 6, 2001 Posted August 6, 2001 ...he fired JarJar at the womprats. When JarJar hit the womprats they....
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 ...ear, and when his ear was totally gone, they moved on to his....
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 other ear. And all this time, everyone is standing there laughing and pointing. All of a sudden, Jar Jar lets out a hidious and blood curdling scream and ...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 ..dies. Then the earth opens up and swallows him. All of nature rejoices by....
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 Joining hands and singing but then George Lucas drops a bomb on everyone by naming their next adventure, "Attack of the Clones" and everyone start crying and building bombs so they can send them to...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 ...George Lucas in the mail. But the United States Postal Service accidentally delivers them to......
Compa_Mighty Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 Steven Spilberg who e-mailed Lucas a bomb program with an amazing A.I. So all this became a...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 ..a nuclear smart bomb that went off in the middle of downtown...
Guest xwing guy Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 but jar jars clumneziness disabled the bomb. By the way im new here.
Paragon_Leon Posted August 7, 2001 Posted August 7, 2001 ....and yu immediately finished the story... welcome xwing guy. anyways; Lucas felt remorse over the title and wanted to thank Jar Jar at the same time, so...
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