Guest Tie Guy Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 and cut off his other arm and took it to the man who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragon_Leon Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 ...sowed them back onto Jar Jar.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 but then he pulled out a knife and jabbed it into.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Rick McCallum!!! So the story was threatened to end, because he IS the producer. But the story was saved by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 the hand of God who saved Rick and then left. So, Jar-Jar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 was missing his arm so he found a tree branch and shoved it into the stump he had left and then shouted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 ..."THESA NO WORKIN." So he took out the stick and replaced it with a......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Huge stinky, discusting piece of his own... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 ...tongue, which dind't exactly work, so he fell down into a..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 toilet bowl and got stuck!! So he had to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 .....break open the toilet bowl which caused the bowl to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Spurt toilet water onto Jar Jar. That freaked him out so he ran and acccidentally jumped into a huge.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 canyon, but when he was preparing to die by the collision against the floor, Luke Skywalker saved him in his Skyhopper, he was chasing womp rats at the moment so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 ...he fired JarJar at the womprats. When JarJar hit the womprts they.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 ...he fired JarJar at the womprats. When JarJar hit the womprats they.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Started biting him on the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 ...ear, and when his ear was totally gone, they moved on to his.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 other ear. And all this time, everyone is standing there laughing and pointing. All of a sudden, Jar Jar lets out a hidious and blood curdling scream and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 ..dies. Then the earth opens up and swallows him. All of nature rejoices by.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 Joining hands and singing but then George Lucas drops a bomb on everyone by naming their next adventure, "Attack of the Clones" and everyone start crying and building bombs so they can send them to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 ...George Lucas in the mail. But the United States Postal Service accidentally delivers them to...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compa_Mighty Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 Steven Spilberg who e-mailed Lucas a bomb program with an amazing A.I. So all this became a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 ..a nuclear smart bomb that went off in the middle of downtown... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xwing guy Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 but jar jars clumneziness disabled the bomb. By the way im new here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragon_Leon Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 ....and yu immediately finished the story... welcome xwing guy. anyways; Lucas felt remorse over the title and wanted to thank Jar Jar at the same time, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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