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Tyrion

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Shut up stupid

 

idiot

 

moron

 

retard

 

dummy

 

nincompoop

 

doo doo head

 

Freak

 

I hate you

 

I despise you

 

I hope you fall off of a cliff

 

I think you are a panzy

 

Your momma's so fat, she couldnt fit through the front door

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At least Im not a battle droid.

 

You are a ho. (by that, I meant the tool you use in the garden;) )

 

You need an enima

 

You feed off of dead rats and other assorted rodents

 

Your dad hates you

 

Your mom hates you

 

you hate you

 

You are a horse eater

 

Did I forget anything?

 

oh yea, you suck. :D

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I'm a droid, so how do I eat rats and horses?

 

Your face would kill even a demon just by looking at it.

 

You're Father was the devil, and your mother was street-trash.

 

Toe-jam is your favorite food.

 

You have to sell your soul to someone just for them to touch you.

 

Anything else?Oh yeah, you have a secret relationship with :jarjar:

 

 

 

 

 

:D

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better then having a secret relationship with --------->:ewok:

 

 

Your head looks like a co-co nut, and your breath smells like urine

 

 

You are the purple teletubby

 

You ate all of the other teletubbys

 

You couldnt climb your way out of a paper sack.

 

You let the wookie win.

 

You have relations with telephone poles

 

You are a telemarketer

 

Your role-model is carrot top

 

 

(This has to be the best flame thread-spoof I have ever seen! Even though I think if a mod sees this it will surely be closed)

 

untill then, You are a maggot

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You are an alchoholic

 

You are addicted to crack

 

You live in a broke down trailer

 

 

You are so poor, you cannot afford a decent modem(TAKE THAT!;) )

 

Your breath could melt a klondike bar

 

You need excersise

 

You need a bath

 

I hate the way you do stuff

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While...

 

You have to have ten beers just to get out of bed.

 

You have spent 99.9% of your money on pot

 

You live right next to a nuclear power plant that has alot of radiation leaks

 

You dont even have an internet connection, so you have to use your friends 56k dial-up.[take that!;)]

 

A dump smells better than your breath.

 

A crippled 1 minute old baby has more exercise than you.

 

You dont even have a bathroom in your house.

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Here is why Picard never let worf play with phasers:

 

 

Data: Sir, the bad guys are shooting at us.

 

Picard: Fire at will, Mr.Worf.

 

*Worf takes out a phaser, and vaporizes William T. Riker*

 

Picard: Not WIll Riker!

 

*Worf vaporizes wesly crusher*

 

Picard: NO! Not Wil Wheaton either! The aliens Worf! Shoot the aliens!

 

*Worf vaporizes Deanna Troi*

 

Picard: oy vey.............

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Originally posted by obi-wan13

Here is why Picard never let worf play with phasers:

 

 

Data: Sir, the bad guys are shooting at us.

 

Picard: Fire at will, Mr.Worf.

 

*Worf takes out a phaser, and vaporizes William T. Riker*

 

Picard: Not WIll Riker!

 

*Worf vaporizes wesly crusher*

 

Picard: NO! Not Wil Wheaton wither! The alians Worf! Shoot the alians!

 

*Worf vaporizes Deanna Troi*

 

Picard: oy vey.............

 

You kid about it but when Mr. Worf was training there were 18 William's in his class and none of them made it through... When Commander Riker first came on board he wouldn't tell anyone his first name...

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