Commander 598 Posted July 9, 2002 Author Share Posted July 9, 2002 USMC Idiots Rules of Engagement(As of 2001) 1. Don't shoot anyone in green. 2. Don't shoot anybody in desert camo. 3. Don't shoot anybody with a helmet. 4. If its not in camo and its got a gun, shoot it. 5. If its not in camo and its pointing a gun in your direction, shoot it. 6. If its in camo, but it doesn't speak English, shoot it, its probably not friendly. 7. Don't drink before going into a combat area. 8. Don't drink in a combat area. 9. If it doesn't have a gun don't shoot it. 10. A hand grenade doesn't go off until you release the spoon. 11. If the fuse of a hand grenade is 5 seconds its 3. 12. If your alone run like hell until you see red, white, and blue. 13. If they say you won't be out long enough to need food, water, and other gear take water, food, and other gear. 14. If someone dies on a beach landing its the Navy's fault. 15. Its the Navy's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 I remember you now. Glade to see your not a newbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleDog Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 12. Its the General's fault. 13. Don't call in air strikes. 14. It's the yanks' fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 Rune! Been a while. And how did we know that a military-inclined topic would bring you out again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted July 11, 2002 Author Share Posted July 11, 2002 I take full responsiblility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue9 Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 Darn Nemodians popping up everywhere again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 You also have been gone fore awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted July 13, 2002 Author Share Posted July 13, 2002 Bah, Niner's faulty clone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue9 Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 pffftt Faulty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 Mini-Niner R9.5 Wannabe-Niner Neener Niner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNIGHT_FEDAYKIN Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 Originally posted by 4Adam30 I am an oldie in disguise, much like a Transformer, only not as cool (where's my laser cannon?!) the reason I hadn't replied was because I was on sever planes trying to get from Germany back to the States. As for my previous name, does anyone remember a guy called Rune Haako? RUNE!!!! hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted July 13, 2002 Author Share Posted July 13, 2002 Originally posted by Flying Beastie Mini-Niner R9.5 Wannabe-Niner Neener Niner You forgot: Windows 95. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 13, 2002 Share Posted July 13, 2002 and the customary. Who are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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