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USMC Idiots Rules of Engagement(As of 2001)

 

1. Don't shoot anyone in green.

 

2. Don't shoot anybody in desert camo.

 

3. Don't shoot anybody with a helmet.

 

4. If its not in camo and its got a gun, shoot it.

 

5. If its not in camo and its pointing a gun in your direction, shoot it.

 

6. If its in camo, but it doesn't speak English, shoot it, its probably not friendly.

 

7. Don't drink before going into a combat area.

 

8. Don't drink in a combat area.

 

9. If it doesn't have a gun don't shoot it.

 

10. A hand grenade doesn't go off until you release the spoon.

 

11. If the fuse of a hand grenade is 5 seconds its 3.

 

12. If your alone run like hell until you see red, white, and blue.

 

13. If they say you won't be out long enough to need food, water, and other gear take water, food, and other gear.

 

14. If someone dies on a beach landing its the Navy's fault.

 

15. Its the Navy's fault.

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Originally posted by 4Adam30

I am an oldie in disguise, much like a Transformer, only not as cool (where's my laser cannon?!) the reason I hadn't replied was because I was on sever planes trying to get from Germany back to the States. As for my previous name, does anyone remember a guy called Rune Haako?

 

RUNE!!!!

 

hi :)

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