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Originally posted by GreyKnight

 

Ahh! :(

Hmmmmm? :o

 

Canadian huh.........?

What can you say about Canadians.........?

 

;)

 

You can't say much about them other than the fact that they live in a country that has nothing of value asside from rocks and trees, and trees and rocks, and rocks and trees, and water!

 

Oh water, woopee, so does 66% of the rest of the world... rocks and trees... don't get me wrong, I've been referred to as a tree hugging hippy at times, but if you've seen one rock or tree, you've seen them all... Well, at least in Canada, lets see they have Fir, Coniferous, and um... well that's about it, and they all look for the most part the same...

 

Canada doesn't even have decent oranges!! Well actually California doesn't even have oranges at all, citrus kinda bites it when the frost sets in...

 

So what does Canada have? The one export that I'd love to buy if they sold it where I live? Maple Syrup... Dark Amber... Undiluted, nothing but 100% PURE Maple Syrup, no corn syrup, no molasses, but pure unadulterated Canadian Gold... Dark Amber...

 

Hmm, I can see a Beverly Hillbillies parody song here...

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Originally posted by csorrows

I hate it when I'm in a gunfight with somebody, trying to dodge laser blasts and fire off some flechette ball thingies, when some n00b sabre whore comes along and slices us both to bits.

 

Damn f**king sabre whores!

 

If you want to play with sabres, then go grab a whiffle ball bat and do a DFA on your neighbor's cat. But leave me and my guns alone!!!

 

:D

 

Somebody apparently can't hear the telltale hum of a saber and then counter by either mindtricking and backing up to see where they are or force jumping straight up and to any one direction and spinning to get a good bird's eye view of the field...

 

Sheesh... Look for every "whore" (I hate that word!) there's a counter! Lunge whores, just push them or better yet dodge and choke, then circle strafe around keeping their back to you so they can't push the choke off... sheesh... I love dfa/lunge whores on the shuttlebay duel map... sheesh, when are they going to learn that push works best when they're airborn... and when they're airborn, a push just makes them go higher... and typically off of the catwalk... which leads to a very hard crunch... if they're darkside they're not going to survive more than a few of those...

 

as for "saber whores" seems the vast majority of everyone wants to play sabers only because guns are cheap. then there are those that want no force because force is cheap, then there are those that want no sabers because sabers are cheap...

 

why don't all the people who complain about this that or the other whore go kiss a hungry wampa on the nose and the rest of us will have fun coming up with strategies to counter cheapness...

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Ummm, sarumonk, you realize that the point of this thread is sarcasm? (at least, I think it is, hope the starter wasn't actually serious) And that it's been over a year since anyone posted on this topic?

 

Oh well, it gives me a chance to (belatedly) join in.

 

i was pallying SP wehn a Reburn PULL3D OUT A SABERZ!!! i yelled "YOUY SABERZZ NOOB! PREPARE TO M33T MY L33T GUNNEZY SKILLZ!!!" But taht fooking noob heslashed and killd me! I yelled "YOW LAMER! YUO MUST USE THE ROXOR GUNZ!" i tried to kiick him but i couldnt doo it! OMFG, TAHT L4ME HAXXOR!"

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I have read this thread and I see people are complaining about Us stupid mofo's using guns on you when you are locked in saber combat... First of all, there is this amazing thing called the Duel key. Normally it is "k" on your keyboard. Try it out some time, it works quite well. Secondly if you are to lazy to push this K key, go on to a server that is SABER ONLY. Quit complaining about people gunning you, it was your decision to go onto a gun server, and it was your decision to no engage the opponent in a duel.

 

kk.

 

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