Shadow Angel Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Okay, this is something really funny that I found several months ago. I don't remember where it came from, but I think it was TheForce.net (http://www.theforce.net.) More than) 25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants": 1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. 2) You are unwise to lower your pants. 3) We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. 4) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander. 5) These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts. 6) I find your lack of pants disturbing. 7) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it. 8) Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time! 9) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault. 10) I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home. 11) TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? 12) Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. 13) Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when I was brought on board. 14) You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark. 15) Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off. 16) Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. 17) That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational! 18) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. 19) Maybe you'd like to get back in your pants, your highness. 20) Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister! 21) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. 22) Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie. 23) Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive. 24) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. 25) You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought. 26) No! No different! Only different in your pants! 27) Perhaps you are not as pants as the Emperor thought. 28) But with my pants down I cant even see; how am I supposed to fight? 29) There is a great disturbance in my pants. I have felt it, my Master. 30) Judge me by my pants do you? 31) The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of my pants. 32) Threepio, see if you can get our pants back. 33) My ally is my pants. And a powerful ally it is. 34) Its your fathers pants. These are the weapons of a Jedi Knight. 35) Wait a minute; I know those pants... 36) Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers pants Lord Vader. 37) My pants are dirty. What are you afraid of? My pants are dirty too. 38) You weak minded fool; he's using a Jedi pants trick. 39) Release your pants, only your hatred can destroy me. 40) You don't need to see our pants... These aren't the pants your looking for. 41) These pants might not smell good, but it'll keep you warm. 42) Will someone get these walking pants out of my way? 43) What good will pants be against that? 44) The Imperials don't consider an attack by small one man fighters to be much of a threat, otherwise they would have tightened their pants. 45) Well... she's got a lot of pants.. 46) At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi. 47) Naked?! My pants are showing?! 48) Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker! 49) Bountyhunters! We don't need their pants. 50) You shall pay the price for your lack of pants. 51) But he asks the impossible. I need more pants. 52) The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants. 53) You are unwise to lower your pants! 54) Boy, you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up that old pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Go to the jediknight.net forums in the cantina, and me and a few others made some more episode II pants. here are a few that we came up with: "The thought of loosing your pants.......is unbearable."-palpy "Around the pants, a perimiter create!"- Yoda "Just being around her again is......intoxicating my pants."-Anakin "Pants pass in time."-Obi-wan "Where are you going?" -Padm'e /"To find my pants." -Anakin "I will not sign your treaty untill her pants are on my desk!" -Nute Gunray edit-Just thought of another! "Get your pants, we're leaving." -Jango Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 *must.... resist..... urge.... to..... sticky.... thread.... URHHHHH!!!!!....* aha... thats better... damn those were funny:D hey obi! this cantina place sounds interesting.... I am thinking of invading... um... brb;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 The cantina is where my home was before this dreaded JKO game came out! It was the place to be. Before the dark times. Before LucasForums. (How much do you want to make it a sticky thread? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Angel Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 Sticky thread? You mean where it always stays at the top? That would be sweet. Does anyone have any more of these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 "Your going to pay for the pants you've killed today, Dooku!" -Anakin "MAce Windu gave you strict orders to protect my pants!" -Padme "Senator Amidala. The attack on the landing platform, terrible it was. Seeing you alive again brings warm feelings to my pants." -Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by obi-wan13 "Your going to pay for the pants you've killed today, Dooku!" -Anakin "MAce Windu gave you strict orders to protect my pants!" -Padme "Senator Amidala. The attack on the landing platform, terrible it was. Seeing you alive again brings warm feelings to my pants." -Yoda "Pants? Whills dont even WARE Pants!" unknown "You know whats great about this outfit? he can- he can crap his pants and no one will ever notice!":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by SPY_jmr1 "Pants? Whills dont even WARE Pants!" unknown "You know whats great about this outfit? he can- he can crap his pants and no one will ever notice!":D Diet Pants? You Jest! Star Wars episode I : The Phantom Pants Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Pants Star WArs episode IV: Some New Pants Star Wars Episode V: The Pants strike back Star Wars episode VI: Return of the pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Star WArs episode IV: Some New Pants thats "Star WArs episode IV: A New Pant" you goof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by SPY_jmr1 thats "Star WArs episode IV: A New Pant" you goof! ok Mr. Proper-English man, You tell me if that makes sense!! "Dark pants I sense in you." - Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 take off your pants and jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shidobu Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Anger, Fear, Agression, the dark side of the pants are they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 "You where right about one thing master, The pants were short."-Obi "I'm a Toydarian! Mind tricks don't work on me! only pants!" -Watto "Eh, neh la chu wappa pants!" - Greedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shidobu Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Look sir, Pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 "I truely, deeply, love your pants." -Padme "You will have pants, I promise." - Obi "Pants......Yourng Skywalker is in pants!" - Yoda "You know master, I couldn't really find any pants I liked." -Anakin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Anakin don't do anything before first consulting me or my pants The Chosen One the boy may be. Nevertheless, grave danger do I sense in his pants Put down your pants - they win this round Great pants kid. Don't get cocky There's no mystical force that controls my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 "The Force is strong with these pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 But I was going to the Toshe Station to get some power pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 His pants is higher than any other jedi.Not even master Yoda has as high pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 You will not believe your eyes when the pants rises-Yoda in ESB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 "I see you have constructed some new pants...your skills have improved" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 I am your pants,Luke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Actually, your ESB Yoda quote was from the Star Wars Gangsta Rap. And I like the use of three separate posts to convey your lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 "Looking for Pants? FOund some pants I say you have, yes!" - Yoda "These aren't the Pants your looking for." - Ben(obi-wan)Kenobi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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