MotionMan Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 "Alcohol- The cause and solution to all of lifes problems" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanodagiardino Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 Teacher - The exams will consist of 50 questions; true or false Homer - True. Teacher - Homer, I am just describing the exam. Homer - True. Oh, forgot this one :D:D Homer : All right, let's get our stories straight for Marge and Maude. We were out buying them fabulous gifts ... Ned : What's the occasion? Homer : Because we love them, jackass! Anyhoo, we came out of Wal-Mart when suddenly, one hundred spaceships ... Ned : Homer! Homer : You're right, you're right, fifty spaceships beamed us aboard. They gang-probed you, while I discovered an invention that blew their heads up and saved America. Ned : Uh, do I have to be gang-probed? Homer : Would you rather tell Maude the truth? Ned : [sighs] What did the aliens look like? Homer : Well, I only saw them from the back 'cause they were so busy gang-probing you. Well hello, little birdie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Core Critical Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 These! :) I think we will soon get to saying quotes twice, if not already...... * I shaved my bikini zone for nothing? * How come the bear can crap in the woods and I can't? * A gun is not a weapon Marge, it’s a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or ... or an alligator. * If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 Homer: Financial Panther ehh?? *dream sound* Guy: Im sorry sir we cant lower your taxes.(i cant remeber exact phrase of the guy) Homer: Get him sheba!! *panther jumps out and mauls the guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Homer is one of the treehouse specials, dancing around naked in a church singing: "War huh! What is it good for.....absolutely....say it again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_Taco Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Another one..... *Bart and homer think they have lepracy, go to flanders front door and start reaching throught the mail slot and moaning* Homer-BRAINS Bart-BRAINS Homer-BRAINS Homer-Use your brains to help us! Homer-Delicious brains..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wily888 Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Old Japanese Guy: I am the Emperor of Japan. Homer: And I'm Clobberzilla. Then he throws the emperor into the tub of Sumo Wrestler thongs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 wily, i like the paladin avatar;) anyway... mmmmmmmmmm....beer........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eben15 Posted July 7, 2002 Author Share Posted July 7, 2002 Homer , lying in bed, claps his hands...nothing happens. marge: we dont have the clapper homer. homer keeps clapping his hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharaFett Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 store clerk: ...you're not a size four, are you? homer (sobbing): i USED to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 "Doh....don't waste that brine!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Ralph trips and falls on his Chewbacca action-figure... Ralph Wiggum: "I bent my WOOKIE" LOL, I love that line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebelwerfer_ Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 *after stampy pulls homer out of the tar pits "I'm safe, and it's all thanks to this fiesty feline" -homer "Dad, a cat is a feline" -Lisa "elephant honey, it's an elephant" -Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuttle24 Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 "i seem to have misplaced my pants":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Apu: "Silly customer...you cannot hurt a TWINKIE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_Taco Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Marge-You signed my name on checks without my permission hundreds of times! Homer- Yes marge, but that was part of a single ball of lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.