Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Silvester Stallone

[Guest King Andrei]

Who do you think would win, if Schwarzenegger and Stallone had lightsabers and faught each other?

[Guest King Andrei]

Oh, and I almost forgot: Mods not modyfing the poll this time!

[Zindell]

well I voted for stallone. As far as real life goes I think Arnold would get beat.

[Metallus]

Originally posted by Andrei555

Oh, and I almost forgot: Mods not modyfing the poll this time!

Sounds like a wager to me.

[Darth Eggplant]

this is like why did they put

Dolph Lungren

and Jean Claude Van Damme

in Universal Soldier

one of the few movies out there

which needs subtitles

in all countries it plays in.

 

or at the Grammy's

Tom Petty always has to be

present so that he can translate

for Bob Dylan if he wins

an award;

and vica versa.

[Tall Guy]

Rocky dont need no lighsaber! he's got a killer of a left hook!

[Guest King Andrei]

So, what did you think about the last option?

[Tall Guy]

"yeah, right" :D:D

[Isis Kaldara]

My head hurts...I don't know...I'll vote for Arnold...Like him better anyway...Owie...My poor head...

[GendoTheGreat]

Anyone who thinks Sly has a chance in hell against Arnie has got to be delusional. I mean come on, look at the size of Sly and look at the size of Arnie. Do the math, folks. Sly would be pushing women down the stairs to escape.

[Guest King Andrei]

Yeah, but none of them ever used lightsabers before.

[GendoTheGreat]

How hard can it be to swing a stick made of light?

[Isis Kaldara]

*snickers*

 

Most men can't even handle a stick of...oh...nevermind...it's naughty...I won't say it...

 

*still grins evilly, knowing something they don't know but probably deduced*

[GendoTheGreat]

A stick of pocky? Oh yeah, I can't handle that stuff at all.

[Isis Kaldara]

*Isis grins and suddenly whips out her Magic Pocky Stick (compliments of Christina) and chases Gendo around, yelling:*

 

DON'T YOU WANNA TOUCH MY POCKY STICK? BE IT'S FRIEND? IT LOVES YOU!!!

[GendoTheGreat]

Stop it right now, or I'll scream. I mean it.

[Isis Kaldara]

*Isis stops long enough to transform into a mock-uniform like Pretty Sammy's and Sailor Moon's combined.*

 

I am Magical Girl Pretty Sailor Sammy Moon! And I will avenge my Pocky!

 

*She grabs hold of a Giant Magic Pocky Stick that is decorated with Moons and Turtles and continues chasing Gendo around.*

 

YEAH!

[GendoTheGreat]

Sailor Moon spotted... Urge to kill, rising...