Twins of Doom Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 well, post your funny things that make you know you are a newb to jedi outcast:) don't do 1 to 500 all on your own, leave some for the rest of us..do only 10 at a time (max) and please try to keep the numbers:) and YES we can go over 500:) 1. You wonder what the difference is between each skin...does the stormtrooper have more armour...does luke have only light side force whilst desann only has dark side force...which is the strongest? 2. You play single player and are disapointed by the fact that you don't get to fight darth vader or be luke 3. You use mind trick in multiplayer and wonder what that wierd sound is while everybody uses sight...then you acuse the people of cheating because they could see you. 4. You wonder why everybody turns yellow when you use force sight. 5. You wonder why you can't use lightning forever...why does it stop eventually? 6. You wonder what "that cool move that always kills you where they jump into the air and fall down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psionic Jedi Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 7. On FFA_Deathstar... "Hmm, what does this button do?" ZAP! 8. Wonders what "Absorb" and "Protect" do. 9. Never changes their stance from default. 10. Uses Bryar Pistol all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Help Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Your always running around asking people how to kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Help Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 11. Fires charged Bryar at jedi over and over and over. Dies, comes back, and repeats. 12. DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA..... 13. Accuses someone of using Force Push when you kick them and they fall down in a FFA duel. (mostly 1.02 and 1.03) ShockV1.89 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerowingzero Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 14. Continues to empty there force on you and never wonders why you don't dodge it or why your turning blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted August 23, 2002 Author Share Posted August 23, 2002 15. "Wonder what that funny extra sound is whenever i use a force power on people....when the turn blue.....oh well......WHY THE **** AREN'T THE DIEING YOU CHEATING BASTARDS" 16. You wonder why you can't train peons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted August 23, 2002 Author Share Posted August 23, 2002 16. You constantly run around with this bind "I'LL STOP TALKING IN CAPS IF I CAN FIND MY DAMN CAPS" 17. This one is for computers in general: "Which key is the any key?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerowingzero Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 18.Anytime you lose you call whoever beat you a "Noob" 19:If you get beated by a generic Padawan, it's because he "had no style" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twins of Doom Posted August 23, 2002 Author Share Posted August 23, 2002 20. Your name is "Padawan" EDIT: DUDE, only 480 more to go!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerowingzero Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 21.Whenever you heal you must by default run from your opponent 22.You constantly jump at someone and get pushed down a hole only to return 23. You always return to the person beside the cliff in FFA_Bespin even though you know you will be thrown 24.You never swich weapons, and just stand where you spawn and attept to kill others with your Bryar 25. You don't know any other stance than Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Duck Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 26. You wonder why the shots keep hitting their lightsaber instead of killing them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psionic Jedi Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 27. You have no force powers at all (oops forgot to add pts; n00b!) 28. Use laser weapons against a Jedi facing you. 29. Fire rockets; close quarters- at no one in particular but yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK_GEEZus! Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 30. You try and get members of this forum banned. 31. You didn't believe some of the bugs I reported. 32. You post anything relevant on this message bored. 33. You complained about /kill 34. Your name is RpTheHotrod. 35. You haven't heard of DSbr. 36. You run around with a saber and roll around a lot. 37. You actually think that the clan this site is trying to create will be the best. 38. You complain about someone using speed after grabbing the flag in ctf. 39. You have ever played in an rpg game without the intent of pissing everyone in it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerowingzero Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 40. You constanly flame people! 41. You consider positive exploits part of the game and call others that don't use them too full advantage "N00bs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathu Koon Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 42) Any type of single move whore (spin, lunge, finisher, dfa) 43) Chat killers 44) Peace killers 45) Anyone who uses the Jar Jar model. That is just an unexcused action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK_GEEZus! Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 46. You have 198 posts at this moment. 47. You think this is where all "1337" players hangout at to discuss important jk2 matters. 48. Your clan has a jedi council. 49. You go around with an apprentice. 50. You go around with a master. 51. You've ever told a gunner to go play quake 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoshi Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 52) you call someone a 1337 H4X0R for moving too fast when they use rage+speed+strafejump all at once. 53) your name is JA Silver 54) you win an imaginary 98/100 games on BF's server where all the most skilled players play (cept for sharpsucks cause he was banned BAHAHAHA) 55) you are a habitual liar about things that are completely irrelevant such as who is in your clan 56) you try to dfa the flag carrier in a saber+guns ctf server 57) you use your saber for anything else than blocking projectiles and pleasuring yourself (if you're a girl) 58) you whine about other people owning you and then accuse them of using aimbots cause 'your aim is just too damn good' 59) you are one of the people that is trying to ban geez for the *ahem* graphical errors that keep appearing on this poor guy's monitor 60) you play a gametype that you know absolutely nothing about and then tell the people that play that gametype all the time that they dont know what they're doing or that what they're doing is 'wrong' or 'immoral' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfErnO Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 61. you registered in Apr 2002 and posted more than 1000 messages on LucasArts Forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerowingzero Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 Originally posted by TK_GEEZus! 46. You have 198 posts at this moment. 47. You think this is where all "1337" players hangout at to discuss important jk2 matters. 48. Your clan has a jedi council. 49. You go around with an apprentice. 50. You go around with a master. 51. You've ever told a gunner to go play quake 3. Bahahahaha! 1.I have no clan 2.I have no idea what that comment was about 3.nope 4.nope 5. I am the one useing Guns in guns servers, great homework you've done, As for /kill, it is a FPS standard and in JO it is more of an exploit, exploit meaning it was not meant to be used in the way "good" players use it. Back to the topic: 62. Anything that benifits you is never an explot and anyone who complains about it is of couse a noob 63. You enforce the saber off rule and try to kick and grip people to death 64. You always get disconnected from Moded server and never know why edit: Aoshi, Who would use aimbots for JK2? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeraphimII Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 It would be practical in the promod as your blocking and damage is deturmied by if you crosshair is on the enemy. 65.) You start at thread listing ways of being a n00b and you double post in it and double post the same numbers (16). Anywho, no offence. Just funning the youngsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatalStrike Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 65. You make comments about how great your team is even though your team doesn't play JKII anymore 66. You think that Ravens patches have nothing to do with weapons owning sabers so easily 67. You actually believe that there is a code of honor in JKII and follow it without fail 68. You think 1.04 is the most skilled patch yet. 69. You ask that Raven nerf weapons and saber moves that you can't find a way to counter 70. You think JediMod "saved the game" 71. You believe this game was actually designed to be weapons only and sabers were added for variety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK_GEEZus! Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 72. Your signature says: 1.02 - got us addicted and I don't need no stinking patch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK_GEEZus! Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 73. You don't realize that pressing 1 wasn't meant to do anything and is only a graphical error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NK_Zephorath Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 74. You troll this board talking about lame admins and other saber-related newbisms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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