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Boba Rhett

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Meh, I thought they were funny. :D

 

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1. Thou shall love thy forum with all thy heart and all thy bytes.

 

2. Thou shalt remember thy name and password.

 

3. Honor thy Admin.

 

4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's password, nor his or her real name, computer, software, nor any other thing belonging to him or her.

 

5. Thou shalt not post messages that are stupid, worthless, or have no meaning.

 

6. Thou shalt use the English language properly.

 

7. Thou shalt spell thy words correctly when ever possible.

 

8. Thou shalt help other users.

 

9. Thou shalt keep thy foul language to thyself.

 

10. Woe be unto the user who attempt to crash thy forum, for he or she shalt be cast out from the sanctuary of thy hobby and must repent by doing 40 days and 40 nights of penance of voice-only communications.

 

11. Thou shalt not post messages while drunk.

 

12. If thou doth promise to reply to a message and thou doth not, then surely thou shalt spill coffee into thy keyboard and burn out thy central processing chip.

 

13. Thou shalt not giveth any false information when applying for membership to a forum, for verily it is written that whosoever shall do so will surely be found out and thy welcome on all boards will be thus denied forever and ever.

 

14. Thou shalt log on properly and in accordance with the Admins rules.

 

15. Thou shalt not hack.

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Hehe, funny Rhett.

 

17. Thou shalt have no other forum before GB

 

18. Thou shalt not make unto thyself a graven avatar or sig banner

 

19. Thou shalt not have excessive sig messages

 

20. Thou shalt not flame (can't believe they didn't have this one.)

 

 

Anyways, i guess that completes our...er....20...commandments.

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