Boba Rhett Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Top Ten Reasons Why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe. I swear if anybody turns this into a ST vs. SW battle I will impale them on spikes covered in Iceehot. Have fun! It's all in good fun! 10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun". 9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie. 8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after extended Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell. 7) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action. 6) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters. 5) One word: lightsabers. 4) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I. 3) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not. 2) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance. And the number one reason why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe: 1) Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Bored, Rhett? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 This is quite possibly the best thread I have ever read. I think I shall think up ten reasons of my own. I'll........get back to you soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 HA HA HA HA. Those were funnier than I thought. Thanks Rhett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Mine won't be as funny but I will try. 10. Spock's Mind Meld Vs The Jedi Mind Trick= no contest 9. Vulcan Neck Pinch Vs Force Grip(choke)= again, no contest 8. Tribbles Vs Ewoks? 7. Original Series Red Shirts Vs Stormtroopers(at least Stormtroopers don't get eaten by lava beasts) 6. Padme Vs 7 of 9 = What do you think? 5. What good does Vulcan Logic do when you in range of the Death Star. 4. Millenium Falcon does not have an annoying voice like the Enterprise Ship's Computer. 3. Jawas are small and smelly, but not as ugly as those damn Ferrengi things. 2. Willian Shatner VS Ian McDiarmid, who's does the most overacting? And the number one reason Star Wars wins again? 1. At least Star Wars does not need to use a "holodeck" to add more plot ideas to it's dead end script! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 I only have a couple A) in Star Trek;you have to know about matter/antimatter containment, conduits, and dylithium crystals... in Star Wars all you have to know is THIS one goes HERE, THAT one goes THERE!!! B) Kligons accept defeat if it is "Honorable", Wookies rip your arms out of their sockets oh wait....looky what I found here stealing from other people, are we Rhett?? here's a new top ten as well, non ST vs SW Top Ten signs that Darth Homer is bad at this 10) Bad structure have sentences 9) Spaces in serted in bad spots 7) Items listed in the wrong order 6) Some items are missing or not finished 8) 5) Same item appears twice 4) Same item appears twice 3) Same item appears twice 2) List ends early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 30, 2002 Author Share Posted September 30, 2002 So sue me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 ok.....my lawyer said he'll contact you in three days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Originally posted by Chase Windu Same thing appears twice huh? Your lawyer must be very happy you can't count because you must be paying him more than you promised. Well, you know what they say..."There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't." Anyways, pretty funny Rhett. Everyone shuld know by now that rhett never makes this stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 30, 2002 Author Share Posted September 30, 2002 Yeah, most of the time I don't. Sometimes though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Its funny none the less, good job on finding. Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Originally posted by Chase Windu he either finds this stuff on the net and/or steals it from me and friends. that's his friends, right?? just joking w/ ya, Chase! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Groovy 6. Padme Vs 7 of 9 = What do you think? SEVEN. Booyah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 8, 2002 Author Share Posted October 8, 2002 Yeah but... what a long and sweaty fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Yeah but... what a long and sweaty fight. just how I like my girl fights... Originally posted by Darth Groovy 2. Willian Shatner VS Ian McDiarmid, who's does the most overacting? Shatner...easily... [shatner]We must save.....th ship!! Spock!! The.....ship! We must.......save her!![/shatner] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rommel Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 ... It's funny when people who live in the same house argue over the internet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 8, 2002 Author Share Posted October 8, 2002 Well, I'm in the basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Homer just how I like my girl fights... Shatner...easily... [shatner]We must save.....th ship!! Spock!! The.....ship! We must.......save her!![/shatner] "You waaaaant thissssss?" "I can feeeeeeeeel your anger!" "The hate is sweeeeeeeeeling in you now!" Not sure about this one. When it comes to overacting though, that Richard Dean Anderson from Stargate SG-9 owns both of these guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rommel Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Do you guys ever talk? In person? BTW, Though it doesn't matter much, congrats on passing me in posts... took you long enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 McDiarmid did that to add emphasis...Shatner did that just because he wanted/was trained to do it...I personally, find Shatner to be the bigger ham... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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