darthfergie Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 A short time from now in a school not very far away... (doo doo doo doooo doooo do do do doo doo do do do dooo dooo do do do dooo) It is a period of homework. Students striking from a hidden cheat sheet, have won their first victory against the evil TEACHERS. During the battle, students managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the THE NINE WEKS EXAM, an friggin huge test with enough points to destroy an entire 100%. Pursued by the TEACHERS, darthfergie races to school aboard his Camry, custodian of the stolen cheat sheet that can save the student body and restore As to the class... *The awesome sight of the high school emerges from a total eclipse. A tiny silver car, a Toyota Camry, races through the parking lot. It is pursed by a giant English Memorization Destroyer firing hundreds of shotgun shells from the passenger side window* "Did you hear that? They've shot the engine! We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!" Exclaimed Jatt. "And failing the Nine Weeks Exam isn't?" says Artoo. *The Teachers get out of the Truck and walk over to the Camry* "We're Doomed!" "Where are those cheat sheets you copied?" "IN THE BACK! I DIDN'T DO IT! HE MADE ME!" "oh thanks...real smooth..." *later that day* "....OHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAP..." "Okay...I've studied for English, Math, and History, but...HEY ARTOO wake up!" "...hmmm...grunfledplabum..." "You have to take the tests remember?" "...mmflub...10 more minutes...school doesn't start till 8:00..." "Erm...Artoo your in class now...you realize that right?" asked Fergie. "Yeah...I just wish I had those cheat sheets!" "...OHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAP..." "I thought you went earlier..." "Erm...Artoo...I don't think he means..." "CUT THE CHATTER! IT'S TESTING TIME!" "THE TEST IS OUT SO THERE SHOULD BE NO TALKING!" "Teacher?" "WHAT?!?" "Can I take this test later?" "NO! YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT NOW! FOR TALKING YOU GET A 5 POINT REDUCTION!" *Fergie looks at the test...it's so big...wait a sec...that's no test...it's a NINE WEEKS EXAM...* "Copy, Base One. Luke, take Red Two and Three. Hold up here and wait for my signal...to start your run." "Almost there...Almost there..." "Hey Ferg! be quite or he'll give you a zero!" "STAY ON TARGET...STAY ON TARGET..." "MR. FERGUSON!" "It's AWAY!" *in all of his enthusiasm Ferg had neglected reality and threw his pencil in the air* "IT'S A HIT!" exclaimed a student. "Negative...Negative...it just impacted on the surface." "MR. FERGUSON YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE..." "Run Fergie! We'll cover you!" "Stay there..." "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP YOU ARE GETTING A ZERO!" "...I just lost my starboard engine." "SHUT UP!!!!!" says the teacher with a slap. "AHHHHHHH!!!! BOOM CRASH POW KABLEWEE!!!!" *stunned silence* "...you just had to push it Mr. Ferguson..." "erm...what?" "Oh I understand though. I've had many students who have gone temporarily insane once they look at how big my NINE WEEKS EXAM is. So I'll let you off the hook for now..." "OH THANKYOU MR..." "...but you had better hurry up with you test because you have 5 minutes left in class to finish 150,067 questions...MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" "NOOOOOOOOOOO" (Star Wars ending music) Sorry...couldn't resist. I've been suffering from Star Wars deprivation for the last few days because of homework. It's been so bad I'll drift off while walking the halls and pop back into reality while tring to force choke a seventh grader. It's insane...but that's pretty much a given for a Star Wars fan...but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 That was hilarious!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvan Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 And here I thought Fergie grew up in the time I was away I guess I was wrong That was pretty funny...you wrote it yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Applying all those wonderful essay writing skills ferg? That's how it feels right now, except my tests aren't nearly that hard. Of course if he's having trouble that means that I am going to die next year. Especially AP English/History. Very well done ferg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted October 16, 2002 Author Share Posted October 16, 2002 thanks. I wrote it after I got ticked off at having to study for 3 count 'em THREE!!! NINE WEEKS EXAMS!!! In one day! *The thing is our school has a rule to where you can only take 3 major tests in one day...although a few teachers have been known to suddenly call them 100 point quizes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 ouch. i hate 9 week exams. although swayne's was amazingly easy. for those of you who don't go to my school, swayne is a great teacher that gives VERY hard tests. i made an 88 on his first test, and that's with 14 bonus points. now, some of you might say an 88 isn't very bad, but the bonus points actually raised it from like a 69. anyway, nice story, fergie. i agree with artoo. ap exams are going to be heck. especially carson's. (he's like swayne, except harder, or so i've heard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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