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"I protect the single girl living in the big city," says Terrifica, sporting blond Brunhild wig with a golden mask and a matching Valkyrie bra. "I do this because women are weak. They are easily manipulated, and they need to be protected from themselves and most certainly from men and their ill intentions toward them."

 

Women are weak, men have ill intentions. What a lovely lady. Oh well, with all this publicity she might afford some decent therapy now. :/

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Originally posted by Murdoch

Women are weak, men have ill intentions. What a lovely lady. Oh well, with all this publicity she might afford some decent therapy now. :/

 

My favourite part is "People are happiest when they're alone and living their solitary lives." It's not enough that she can't get laid, she has to make sure no one else does, either.

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I like the part where she says, "...bartenders are usually men, and most men are attracted to me. It's part of my superpowers."

 

Riiiiight. 'Cause so many men are lining up to get with this loon who dresses in red tights and acts as a c--k blocker all the time. :lol:

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