Revived: What do you want on your tombstone?

[Drunken_Sailor]

Keep it up Neil, you're cracking me up! (and everyone else)

 

"Hung for stealing horses that didn't exist

Here are the people responsible for this."

 

"As you pass by

and cast an eye

as you are now

so once was I."

 

"I knew this was going to happen to me "

 

"My Dear Friends as You Pass By

As You are Now, So Once Was I.

As I am Now, You Soon Must Be.

Prepare Yourselves to Follow Me."

 

"Here lies Slip Mcvey

He would be here today

But bad whiskey and a fast gun

put him away."

 

"Ma Loved Pa,

Pa Loved Women,

Ma caught Pa with one in swimmin..

Here Lies Pa."

 

"I Am Woman

Hear Me Roar

And Boy Did She."

 

"Here lies the body of Samuel Crane

He ran a race with a passenger train

He got to the crossing and almost across

Sam and his car was a total loss

Sams spirit now tolls his knell

That Sam is on his way to well

If he only took time to stop look and listen

He'd be living now instead of missing."

 

"Pause, stranger, when you pass me by,

For as you are, so once was I.

As I am now, so will you be.

Then prepare unto death, and follow me."

 

"Here I lie, snuck as a bug in a rug."

 

(Two rows down in same cemetary)

 

"Here I lie, snucker than that other bugger."

 

"Beneath this stone my wife doth lie

Now she's at rest and so am I."

 

"Please do not use my name."

 

" He (She)

is a groundless roomer"

 

"Hi!

Stay high

Bye."

 

"Here Lies

________

Born xxxx

Died xxxx

Dear Lord

She is thin."

 

"I was Carolina Born

and Carolina bred

and here I lay

Carolina dead!"

 

"She did what she could."

 

"Here lies Kelly,

We buried him today.

He lived the life of Riley,

....when Riley was away!"

 

"Here Lies The Body Of A Man Who Died

Nobody Mourned - Nobody Cried

How He Lived - How He Fared

Nobody Knows - Nobody Cared."

 

"To follow you I'm not content

Until I know which way you went!"

 

"For as you are, so once was I.

As you are now, once so was I

As I am now, so you will be.

Embrace ye death and follow me."

 

"Here Lies Joyce

She'd rather not

But no choice."

 

"Assuming my death

has occurred

And five doctors

have concurred..

Please REVIVE me!

If you can get

no breath

Take the person who

caused my death

and bury them

right beside me."

 

"Ope'd my eyes

Took a peep.

Didn't like it

Went back to sleep."

 

"We all have a debt

To nature due

I've paid mine

And so must you."

 

-- Solomon Pease --

"Here under this sod, and under these trees

Is buried the body of Solomon Pease

But here in his hole lies only the pod,

His soul is shelled out, and gone up to God."

 

-- Arabella Young, 1771 --

"Here lies as silent clay

Miss Arabella Young.

Who on the 21st of May,

Began to hold her tongue."

 

"Grim death took me

without any warning.

I was well at night,

and dead in the morning."

 

"He looked

for gold

and died of

lead poison."

 

"Here lies the bones of Private Jones

For whom War held no terrors.

A private then, a private now

No runs, No hits, just errors."

 

"Here's to Johnny quite a guy

Very sad he had to die

All was well could not be better

Till he wrote my girl a letter."

 

"Wherever you be,

Let your wind go free.

For holding it in,

Was the killing of me."

[Joshi]

neil joshi

executed for grave robery

look at him, he's still at it!

 

Neil Joshi

Loving Husband and Father

lost kitten. if found, please call 5557120 (this after being told that she still had 7 word left on the engravers bill)

 

Neil Joshi

he died in uncertain circumstances

we think.

 

Harry Houdini

I could have sworn i buried him last week.

 

Neil Joshi's last words.

"You killed my father

You killed my mother

You killed my brother

But you will not kill me"

 

Neil Joshi's last words

"No! Don't press the red button!"

 

Neil Joshi's last words.

"Wrong lever!"

 

Neil Joshi's last words

"Aren't we supposed to say something!" (You'll only get this if you read 'The Last hero')

 

Neil Joshi's last words

"to hell with the red wire, it's all the way back there, i'm cutting all of them!"

 

Neil Joshi's last words

"What bear. i don't see a bear"

[Kjølen]

"Last Words: What did you say? I can hear you. What do you mean load you sun? Why would you do that? OH, haha, you meant load you.... OH...."

 

Last Words: "I am rubber, you are glue, anything you throw at me bounces off me and sticks to you!" He was murdered by a lead bullet.

 

"The coffin they made themselves, my family did, so resting in peace will torture this kid..."

[Frenchyd]

"Last words: Wait a minute, that's not a violin......"

 

 

"Last words: Hah, cute... Where's the momma bear?"

 

 

"Last words: A bullet proof vest please!" (When asked by the firing squad if they had any final requests

[Drunken_Sailor]

"Here lies a nun, she lived to the age of one hundred and ten

She gave to the worms what she refused to men."

[Joshi]

neil joshi, fell into a grave and was never heard from again.

 

here lies neil joshi

a sailor lost at sea. (try and figure that one out)

 

Neil joshi's last words.

Monkey's! MONKEYS! IT'S FULL OF THE MONKEY'S!!!

 

Neil Joshi.

I will kill all who read this.

yes, that means you as well.

 

Neil Joshi's last words

I came,

I Saw.

They conquered

 

here lies

Casper the friendly boy.

 

Elvis

Take from us at such a young age

Stupid aliens!

 

Disco

 

he went crazy and then performed hiw own eulogy

[QueenAdreena]

the trick is to keep breathing...

[Al-back from the BigWhoop]

lol @ neil's (lost in the sea)

 

 

Last words: "hey, y is every1 runni..."

or

"i dont need those crappy glasses"

 

here lies Al, the creator of teletubies.

To spit in his grave, plz stand in line.

[Joshi]

The Last Words of Renound Pilot Neil Joshi

'Are you sure that's the fuel light? I always thought it was the light saying everythings working.'

 

The last words of Neil Joshi

'Don't worry ladies and gentlemen, the captain ahs it all under control.'

 

The Last words of Neil Joshi

'I swear, i didn't see no iceberge!'

 

The Last words of Neil Joshi.

'Leave? in our moment of triumph. i think not.' (ROTJ, if you hadn't noticed)

 

The Last words of Neil Joshi.

'Do you think that flashing red light means anything?'

 

The Last words of Neil Joshi.

'Hey Windu! Your mother was a-'

[Kjølen]

Last Words: "Ahhhh look at the big kitty."

Last Words: "Thats the thats the second biggest... no that is the biggest form of Godzi-"

 

Here lies K-Jo

He loved this letter: ø

He got mad if you forgot it

He punched out you if you forgot it in his name.

A hired assasin called him "Kjolen"

Here he lies.

LOL J/k! He died of old age hahahahahaha!

[Pisces]

Last words-I can jump that

Last words-You call that a challenge?

Last words-It's not that shallow

Last words-Hah, he can't be that big

[Brighteyes]

I'd put on it:

 

I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL!

[Joshi]

Neil joshi's last words

'Hey, don't worry, it's not real blood, oh wait...'

 

Neil Joshi's last words

'Two days old this shirt, and look, a bullet hole in it!'

 

Neil Joshi's last words

'Like that blades real!'

 

Neil Joshi's last words.

'All you gotta do when wrestling alligators is to lie them on there back, watch, i'll show you'

 

Neil Joshi's last words

'That giant woman's got a monkey in her hand. now there's something we didn't see coming. now in my day, you weren't sat on by great enormous women, at least not until you paid them first, and still...'

 

Neil Joshi's last words.

'It's okay, i put the safety on.'

[Drunken_Sailor]

My last words:

 

"I'll get a world record for this."

 

"It's fireproof."

 

"He's probably just hibernating."

 

"What does this button do?"

 

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

 

"So, you're a cannibal..."

 

"It's probably just a rash."

 

"Are you sure the power is off?"

 

"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"

 

"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"

 

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

 

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

 

"I wonder where the mother bear is?"

 

"I've seen this done on TV."

 

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

 

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

 

"Let it down slowly."

 

"Rat poison only kills rats."

 

"Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."

 

"It's strong enough for both of us."

 

"This doesn't taste right."

 

"I can make this light before it changes."

 

"Nice doggie."

 

"I can do that with my eyes closed."

 

"I've done this before."

 

"Well, we've made it this far."

 

"That's odd."

 

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"

 

"Don't be so superstitious."

 

"Now watch this..."

 

"What duck?"

[Kjølen]

Kjølen waz here He was a loving man.

[Joshi]

nice ones DS.

 

Neil Joshi's last words:

 

"Hello there, you look like a man who needs help with his love life!"

 

"It's okay, i've just constructed a copper roof, were perfectly protected from the lightning and... uh, what, what do you mean it blew off!"

 

after standing on a hill in the middle of a storm "All gods are bastardes!"

 

"just squeeze that trigger a little harder."

 

"If theres a crocodile i can't handle, i haven't met him!"

 

"Trap door. what trap doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

 

"ha! i laugh in the face of danger. ha ha ha ha!"

[Drunken_Sailor]

LOL!

 

"I think you're bad luck."

 

"Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. "

 

"Hey there's no handles inside these car doors! "

 

"Gee, that's a cute tattoo. "

 

"Let's ask that group of basketball players for directions. "

 

"Here's my Kent state student ID. "

 

"Can we get a vision plan? "

 

"Why am I standing on a plastic sheet? "

 

"No, my shoes aren't untied. "

 

"What do you mean, "I'll be back"? "

 

"Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color? "

 

"What's that priest doing here? "

 

"You look just like Charles Manson. "

 

"I hope they speak English. "

 

"OK, I'll go ahead and make your day. "

 

"It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights. "

 

"I'll get your toast out. "

 

"Give me liberty or give me death. "

 

"That birthmark on your head looks like 999. "

 

"I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second. "

 

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. "

 

"OK this is the last time. "

 

"This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth. "

[Joshi]

Neil Joshi's last words.

 

'My last meal?'

 

'So can this go any faster.'

 

'What do you mean i need "skill with a sword"?'

 

'Two foot tall, froglike, with a cane and 800 years old. and you call him a warrior?'

 

'EeeeWok? sounds like a chinese man with a speech impediment. it can't hurt me.'

[Kjølen]

Last Words or Actions:

 

"Don't worry, this is inflammable."

 

"Don't worry, thats just candy glass."

 

*Slaps Lizard_Queen.*

 

*Slaps Mr. Weasel*

 

*Slaps brick wall*

 

"I know why your torturing me, your JEALOUS."

 

"Whats that your trying to hide behind your back."

 

*5 minutes too early* "Hey did you propose to her yet? ... What?..."

 

"Your overconfidence will be your downfall."

 

*Stops in the middle of a road* "Wow that car's ugly."

 

"It looks like the tables have turned."

 

"Now I have the upper hand haha!"

 

"Bounty Hunters are only in movies."

 

"Wrestling is fake see?"

 

"Hey, someone has a laser pointer, it's on my shirt."

[Drunken_Sailor]

1. "And now the tasting test."

 

2. "May that become hot?"

 

3. "And now a little bit from this..."

 

4. "... And please keep that test tube alone!"

 

5. "And now shake it a bit."

 

6. "Why is there no label on this bottle?"

 

7. "In which glass was my mineral water?"

 

8. "The bunsen burner *is* out!"

 

9. "Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?"

 

10. "*H* stands for Nitrogen - and that does *not* burn..."

 

11. "Oh, now I have spilt something..."

 

12. "First the acid, then the water..."

 

13. "And now the detonating gas problem."

 

14. "This is a completely save experimental setup."

 

15. "Where did I put my gloves?"

 

16. "Oh no, wrong beaker..."

 

17. "The fire alarm is just being tested."

 

18. "Now you can take the protection window away..."

 

19. "And now keep it constant at 24 degrees celsius, 25... 26... 27..."

 

20. "Peter can you please help me. Peter!?! Peeeeeteeeeer?!?!?!?"

 

21. "I feel it how long 15 seconds are!"

 

22. "Something is wrong here..."

 

23. "Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?"

 

24. "Trust me - I know what I am doing."

 

25. "And now a cigarette..."

[jannar85]

"He never wanted to think of something to write on his gravestone. He enjoyed life"