Feral Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Going back to an old topic, originally devised by NiKo, it's EscapeMI Survivor!!! We shall start with, ooh, shall we say, the first 7 who step up to play? That includes me, because I also want to play. What happens is that the Taskmaster, who shall be me to begin with, sets a challenge to all of the contestants The task could be, for example, create a new costume for Guybrush to wear. Then all of the contestants would create something for Guybrush to wear within a time limit. The Taskmaster does not enter. Then the contestants would PM the Taskmaster with their take on which entry they think was best. The person with the most votes becomes the Taskmaster for the next round; the person with the least votes leaves the game. If we have a tie at either the top or the bottom, the Taskmaster gets to decide between the contestants who tied as to who gets immunity / leaves the game. The next 6 people to apply to play shall go into the first round of EscapeMI Survivor. After we have all the contestants, the first task shall be set by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted November 24, 2002 Author Share Posted November 24, 2002 Bumpity bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murta Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 I'll give it a go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 hell ya, im in i should think niko would like to play, too. isnt that right, niko? *jabs nikos ribs with his elbow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Ill be in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 few, just in time i'm in! [/i]Josh[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 I'm not on the forums every day, but I'll give it a try. Yo, I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Dude of Doom Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Olä I'm in MOHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted November 24, 2002 Author Share Posted November 24, 2002 OK, that's seven: Me Murta Neil Joshi Guybrush122 AcrylicGuitar Kjølen Isak OK, everyone except me; inspired by ZeroXcape: Write a funny intro for a new MI game. You can make it as long or short as you like. You have until Wednesday 27th November to do this. If only a couple of people post theirs, you have until Friday to do it. When you have finished the task, post it in this topic. Then a vote shall commence to determine a winner/loser. You are not allowed to vote for yourself. Have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 Intro The beginning starts out, Guybrush and elaine are sailing with a large crew to an island, of course it was Guybrush's idea so infact HE wanted to gotto Phatt island and gamble all his money. But Elaine was in control of Guybrush, so they were instead going to The home of the Voodoo lady (She moved again), It's on an Island called Tingafer Island. Part 1 - To The Tingar First they needed to get to the island and Guybrush happend to misplace the map when looking for the Television guide. Elaine of course sent Guybrush to find it. The crew wasn't being much helpful, but he was able to get some hints. There was a bar on the lower deck. With a collection of items like a stool leg, a pin, a key, some grog, and more he is able to get to the room witht he map and ward of the rats to get to it. When he gives the map to Elaine, she noticed how far they veered off course much. She told Guybrush that he needs to turn the tail thingy on the ship maunually to turn back. He goes back to the bottom haul of the ship and opens a small door. Turns the ship tail thingy and falls out. Being dragged at the end of the ship. Uses a rope to get back up. Part 2 - It Was His Fault When they reach the shores or Tingafer they meet up with a strange, smelly old man. He tells them that the voodoo lady made him a love potion forhis wife. Guybrush rudely asks why the person he's married to needs to fall in love with him. The old man becomes mad, showing his true colors, the Demon-Zombie-Ghost-Statue Pirate LeChuck. He says that this love potion was for Elaine. LeChuck ignores Guybrush for a moment and is about to use it on Elaine When Guybrush cautiously pokes the bottle in LeChuck's hand with the stool leg. LeChuck not noticing, drops it and hit his feet, cracking and the goo oozes onto Guybrushes feet. Since some of the potion hit LeChuck himself, it confused the voodoo code, causing the essences of everyone neer to change. (In the backround a parrot in a tree and a monkey change for to a monkey with wings and a parrot beak, we'll see it later). Guybrush stayed the same but LeChuck turned hopelessly in love with....GUYBRUSH?! What? WHAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 meh...i'm too late.... oh well, i'll just watch then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 or u can start another one, and let me join (but it ll have to b next week - vacation!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Okay, heres my intro. The game starts out with Guybrush in the middle of a fierce battle on board his ship. Elaine is atop the main sail, tied there screaming "Help me, Guybrush! Help!" Guybrush screams "I'll save you, Elaine!" Guybrush continues to swordfight, uttering insults like "Die, you meddling sea monkey, you! Ha! You fight like a cow! Try THIS on for size, you cross dressing manly man!" Guybrush turns away and climbs to the main sail and unties Elaine. He takes her in his arms and swings across the opposing ship and comes face to face with a ruthless looking pirate captain. Guybrush draws his sword and says, "Dance, partner.". All you see next is Guybrush standing on deck waving a mop around like a sword. Elaine is behind him with her arms folded, looking surley. Guybrush shouts "HA! Take that, villian! HO HO! Never cross paths with Guybrush Threepwood! The man who took on three hordes of angry kowalas!" You see the crew, bored stupid from Guybrush's story, snoring in front of him. Elaine says"Guybrush, that never happened." "Come on, sweety. You remember old Purple-Tinted Black-Eyed No-Nosed Nearly-Dead Captain EvilPants!" "Uh-huh, sure sweety. You get back to mopping, okay? I think you've bored the crew enough." "But--" "Guybruuuush!" "Yes, dear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 26, 2002 Share Posted November 26, 2002 Who am i? you sure you want to know. If somebody told you i was just an average ordinary pirate, not a care in the world... ...someone's been reading my diary journal. a black sky is shown, stars are dotted around the screen. suddenly a fanfare or trumpets and horns blow an epic melody. yes, you know whats coming. from the bottom of the screen and flying into the void of space at the center of the screen are the words reading Monkey Island Episode V Revenge of the Monkey Guybrush and Elaine, after finally defeating lechuck give the melee island governing powers to elaine's newly found grandfather Horatio Toquamada marley with the world as their oyster, guybrush and Elaine set out to be real pirates, facing the open seas and fighting other swashbucklers. but could their dreams be coming to an end as they find out about lechucks living form? will they ever find the secret of monkey island? will it help them finally defeat lechuck? and will Grandpa marley ever find any pants? only time will tell... the camera pans down to find a ship. guybrush is in the captians quarter lieing on his bed with elaine. he is writing his diary journal whilst elaine jots down fighting plans. one couldn't expect them to do anything else in bed together. guybrush writes. 'three days at sea now with my honeybun and still no change. she still wan'ts us to find the secret of monkey island as she is sure it will help us defeat lechuck. after finding out that lechuck is still alive and kicking (or at least kicking me, that really hurt) we figured it was about time we tried to kill him once and for all before he tried to kill me again and take elaine as his bride. we both agreed that the secret of monkey island was the key to his power (or at least elaine agreed and i just followed on, it's always best when married to someone who could break you arm ni three different places without leaving her seat) we've set out to monkey island in the hope of finding someone who may be able to help (good idea considering this island is meant to be uninhabited, but never mind, herman toothrot will probably be there. oh wait.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Nice NEil, but we already KNOW the secret of Monkey Island Remember, Giant Monkey Robot. Voodoo Lady in MI1 : I see a giant monkey, i see you inside the giant monkey. That could have just been the giant monkey head she meant but, bleah! Anyways, the cutscene witht he giant monkey robot was even labeled: "The REAL Secret of Monkey Island". Hehe, sorry . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 read the artical on worlofmi, it'll explain about teh secret. and i am pretty sure that the secret of monkey island isn't a giant mnokey robot, i didn't liek that idea, it has to be something more sinister and darkt han that, otherwise it's just boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 (PS - isnt the monkey head the secret because its big whoop AND a giant robot AND its also the Ultimated Insult stuff?) btw- this aint off topic, its a comment on a story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted November 27, 2002 Author Share Posted November 27, 2002 OK, deadline extended until Friday; and Al, please don't post off-topic comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murta Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 The Return Of The Attack Of The Monkey Island Menace Strikes Back [scene: Guybrush standing outside the governor's mansion alone on a clear, sunny day with suitcases in either hand] Guybrush - *Taking in a breath of salty air* "Ah, back on Melee yet again. Now to get back to the open arms of my lovely wife Elaine" *He pushes open the door to the mansion and is greeted with nothing but silence* Guybrush - "Where's the surprise party for the tri-island area's swash-buckling-ist pirate. I was looking forward to grog-jello and ice cre.." *He stops mid-thought as a cry breaks the air. But it isn't the usual cry of a damsel in distress or a zipper accident, it sounds like...a baby* Guybrush - "Elaine!? Are you here?" Elaine - "Guybrush honey. I'm in the bedroom, come quick" *As he runs towards the master bedroom, Guybrush's head swims with thoughts. 'What was the mysterious crying?' 'Why is Elaine in the bedroom?' 'What is she wearing?'* *Stepping into the room his jaw drops* Elaine - "Guybrush, say hello to little Hermy, your son" *Camera spins to Elaine sitting on the bed cradling a small baby boy* Guybrush - "What? How? When? Is it mine?" Elaine - "Of course he is dear, (I think) now come and say hello" *He crosses the room towards the tiny person with curly golden looks and bubbling blue eyes* Guybrush - "Hey there little fella, I'm your dadda, can ya say dadda" Elaine - "Guybrush, he's 2 days old" Guybrush - "Well, maybe's he's got my brains" Elaine - *under her breath* "Let's hope not" Guybrush - "What's that snugglebumps?" Elaine - "Er, nothing. Anyway, I was hoping you'd be back for the birth" Guybrush - "Yeah sorry about that I kinda got side-tracked in a dungeon on Phatt but I'm back now" Elaine - "Yep and I couldn't be happier, because I need you to do something for me..." Guybrush - "What is it honey? What piratey adventure do you want me to embark on? Recover a stolen treasure? Defeat people with funny accents?" Elaine - "Actually I need you to babysit Hermy while I go take care of some business down at the docks" *And with that she passes the baby into his arms and is out of the house before Guybrush has time to think (which, let's face it could have happened if she had crawled out)* Guybrush - "Right, erm, what am I supposed to do? Ok, you sit here and I'll go get you some food" *He places Hermy down on the table and heads into the kitchen, emerging 2 minutes later with one of his famous sausage and apple sandwhiches* Guybrush -"Boy are you gonna love thi...Hermy? Where is he?" *Camera pans empty room and then zooms into Guybrush's face* Guybrush - "Oh boy..." *Cut to first game scene - Guybrush trying to find Hermy in the mansion* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Dude of Doom Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 sorry for being one dasy late sorry... here goes my crappy intro: [Guybrush]: ZZzzzzZZZZzzzz [Lechuck]: Mohahaha... I'll throw an curse on YOU this time ya little land crab. (Guybrush have not so good sound anymore since Escape Mi in the robot fight, so he dosen't hear this) SWOSH!!. (Lechuck throws curse on GB) GB wakes up [GB]: Yipes... What a bad dream? I had! GB: Wait a minute :| this is not Melee! Yipes! This looks wierd. Guybrush is in a futric 2100 star wars room... in front of him Lechuck is on a big monitor... [Lechuck]: Mohahaha... finally I have cursed you into your own dream... Mohahaha now I can finally marry with elaine and you can't do nothing ya sea crab becasue youre in your own dreams [GB]: AAAH!!!! Guybrush rushes up (the monitor is off).... [Gb): Anyway, I know how this sotry is going to end... If I am in my dreams hehe (sex).... Thats my intro... very crappy anyway see you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 murta, that ROCKED!!!!!! count me as an official voter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 SCAR OF MONKEY ISLAND (Rated M for mature) E= Elaine GB= GuyBrush VL= Voodoo Lady *Shows E and GB in the scumm bar* E= "Heck, this grog s*it is pretty damn good!" GB= "Why is this game suddenly rated M for Mature?" E= "Cuz the friendly people at LucasArts decided to make a rated M game for a change?" GB= "Why?" E= "Just because you f*cking idiot!" GB= "Yea.....well, how about we go pay the vodoo lady a visit?" E= "Ok!" *Flashes to the voodoo ladies house* *GB and E hear noises inside the curtain. a few minutes later, a guy walks out and says "Thanks alot!" and the VL says "No problem!"* GB= "Voodoo lady...since when did you become a....well.....lets say......romantic?" VL= "Since I got THE SCAR OF MONKEY ISLAND!" *Then the monkey island theme plays, except its more techno* Well, this is all i can think of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted November 30, 2002 Author Share Posted November 30, 2002 OK, I'll open up a poll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted December 3, 2002 Author Share Posted December 3, 2002 And here they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 woot! woot! im psyched! im psyched! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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