Feral Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 I assume I just post it here... I get the jag's attention, then kick the ball over away from us (but not too far). The jaguar goes to the ball. While it is busy with it, I jam my axe deep into it's spine. Letting out a blood-curdling cry, the jaguar keels over and dies, but not before popping my football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 30, 2002 Author Share Posted December 30, 2002 yeah, just post it here. i figure that if all posts for this go nito one thread, then in a year or so's time, we can come back and reminise over good times. also, i will be cutting and copying all to a word program. i will also put a post after each persons submission so they can't change it after (if they edit it, the edit won't count because i'll have the original in my word doc) so here's the one for feral (you can edit for spelling mistake, but only if they're fatal and chagne what you were meant to say, either way check with me first). carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Well I'll just take out my trusty gun and shoot it. Though, I'm nice, So i dont kill it, just stop it from killing me. OR I could let it get close to me, then jam the dynamite on him and run. OR I could sic Mr. Weasel on him, Mr. Weasel is alway superiour. If that is unbalievable, then lets just say than I used Mr. Weasel as bait so that i could run as the jaguar is eating PS - You did say as MANY different ways possible right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 31, 2002 Author Share Posted December 31, 2002 this one's for K-jo. by the way, i'm being nice and olny going with the gun thing, i could have gone with the dynamite thing and therefor you wouldn't have Dynamite left, but you've still got it. just a note, from now one, no muliple scenarios, just one thanx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 I would take out my trusty flare gun and fire a flare at the sand, the sparks and fire would frighten the beast and it would run away. (Note: I said flare gun with MANY flares so, heh, I still have the flare gun for future tasks ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 31, 2002 Author Share Posted December 31, 2002 and kjolen still has bullet left in his gun. you post is now counted so no changing it. (amazing i got this response in two days) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 I run away, and the jaguar follows me. I arrive at the rocks at the eastside of the island and quickly climb them. When on top I look down, see the jaguar, and faint....I drop my bucket, and because of pure coincidence, it falls over the head of the animal and blinds him. The beast panics, runs away and, after 50 meters, runs into a rock. When I regain cocience, I see the passed out jaguar, so I climb down, kick it, and before it runs away, take back my bucket. The jaguar runs back to the other people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 Ooh, a little imagination there. here's a post for deatmeat_x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 i ll turn on my old lady doll the loudest. the feroucious animal looks at it quite curious at first. when the doll starts to annoy the beast, i run toward suicidalxwing and put it in his back. the beast looks at the poor and frightened contestant, thinking the sound is comming from him. the jaguar decides to chase him ---can i decide other players actions? if the following is illegal, plz just disregard it. thx. btw- i intend to get back my doll--- suicidalxwing runs away and eventually the doll falls off, but the jaguar is too busy chasing the him to realise this. while the jaguar runs after suicidalxwing, i get my doll back ps- oh, the irony: the object i though i would use less turned out to b the first one i used, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted January 3, 2003 Share Posted January 3, 2003 I cant believe I missed such a cool game!! I sure do hope there will be a sequel to this game...heh, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Originally posted by Neil Joshi submissions in by friday. and by "friday" u meant...? comeon neil, get this game moving, i aint paying u to sit around and do nothing ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 maybe if somebody around here gave me a raise... anyway. so friday came and went. so now i have to give the unfortunate bad news to the guy who i think would have died. it was a close call between Al and Deadmeat because neither of their plans would have worked. Al, if the doll is distracting the jaguar, then surely the jaguar would be angry when you take it away (to put in X-wings back) so it would have attacked to instantly. and deadmeat, a jaguar could easily outrun a human, hands(paws) down. it would have pounced and killed you before you nmade it to the east side of shore (i didn't mention where you were to begin with, but either way, the jaguar would have caught you, they are very good climbers and could have got you climbing the rock face). so i had to see which was more feasable. normally i would choose out of who would be most likely to die, but because you are both likely to die, i have to pick via means of imagination. who used the most imagination (which is why imagination is important in this game, it may just see that you survive, so K-jo's "i shot him" scenario only worked because it was feasable and would have kept him alive. but please in future be more creative it's a more enjoyable game that way) so the loser out of Deadmeat_x and Al bBack from Big Whoop is SuicidalXWing. he didn't submit a scenario and Al sealed his fate. this means you all have another chance. so this time, try to be mroe creative like deadmeat and al. and i would also like to ask this of you. make sure that you don't kill or stop the next threat, otherwise it threatening the next contestant wont make sense. use you're imagination and make this good. the next scenario will be tomorrow. (i promise) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Originally posted by Neil Joshi so the loser out of Deadmeat_x and Al bBack from Big Whoop is SuicidalXWing. he didn't submit a scenario ROFL!!! That killed me, ahhh that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Figures, I'm not around a computer, and it took so long for you to bring the story up. I was gone for a week, and just got home last night. Well, I'm gonna post an interesting demise, just to make it more enjoyable for myself and others. Story: The jaguar eyed each person, I however had my back turned and was lost in thought. The jaguar sensing an easy attack, leaped on me and began ripping me apart. Murray is knocked from my hand and begins laughing at me, and commenting on how his evil made it happen. *END* Hope you enjoyed, I'm not feeling very imaginative right now, what with finding out I'm dead and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 nice way to narrate your death, nothing better than a good loser (and nothing worse than a bad winner: HAHAHA, I WIN! U LOSE! HA!! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 *just then, a raft takes shore on the island and on it is Niko with a few items* *Niko is shoed away by Neil* *Niko mumbles and heads back to the raft leaving the island* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 7, 2003 Author Share Posted January 7, 2003 shortly after, niko dies on sea inb a terrible storm. his spirit lives on on escapemi, ready to live another day (and take part in desert island bliss 2). he's still as funny as ever. okay, so you all (apart from SuicidalXWing who we shall all miss as we eat his carcass) have survived the first test. big evening draws near. one of you decides it's time to build a fire, but there's only one problem. it's starts raining. one even bigger problem, a guy in a suit and tie comes along and starts telling you that a monsoon is on it's way, then he leaves abruptly with no explanation of who he was, where he came from and how he got here. A little rain never hurt anybody. a monsoon kills. who will survive. using you're remaining items, get out of this messy predicament. good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 wots a monson? cant find it in my dictionary... btw, next tuesday (jan 14th) i ll leave for a week, and only come back jan 21st. i dont think i ll find a pc where im going, and even if i find one, its not likelly it will have internet, so ne1 has any idea of how i could go to the trip and not leave the game? i though of this calendary, and if every1 is agreed, i would b very thankfull to u all: deadline of 2nd task/presentation of 3rd task - jan 12th deadline of 3rd task/presentation of 4rd task - jan 17th or 18th deadline of 4th task/presentation of 5th task - jan 23rd of course the dates could b changed, im trying to make it so i dont need to leave the game (unless i lose of course) and yall dont die of boredom because of me. thx in advance for every1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Using on of my dynamite sticks, I blow a huge hole in the side of the cliff that was meantioned before. I run far from the cliff to keep from hitting rocks, or even if the entire cliff falls. Using the hole or rocks that was blown, I go into the hoe or any crack and use the boulderd that were blown up to cover the entrance and stay inside until it all blows over, wickedly, holding on to anything, if the "door" boulders fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop wots a monson? cant find it in my dictionary... kjo told me through MSN i get in the middle of the rocks or in a crack. using the giant rubberband, i ll attach myself to a couple of large boulders or something that prevents me from being pulled/pushed in case some nasty wind gets to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 yep, i forgot to put the deadline for this. so tuesday (in accordance to Al back from Big whoop and his holiday (possibly back to big whoop? )) and then it will carry on like that. (so possible every tuesday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 I dig myself a small burrow in the forest with my trusty axe, the rats and insects scurrying as I do so. I cut down a tree as part of this, then cut it up into firewood. I use the rest to tie my sleping bag to it; it shall serve as a windsock to tell me when the wind is picking up. To prevent it from blowing off completely, I shove my now-burst football onto the top, which I have sharpened into a spear-point. I cover my burrow-area from the rain with the cut-out vines, creppers, and hedges, and set a fire up with my firewood. When I notice the wind picking up, I run to get my sleeping bag, climb into it, and squeeze up into my burrow, praying for salvation from this dreadful island... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 hey feral, if ever you find yourself with a large cut on your hand, you can press it to your football and make a Wilson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Well isn't someone feeling in especially good humour lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 u know, one could interpret that in many ways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.