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i heard this on a Standup show on Comedy Central the other night: *note: this is not exact words, but close to it*

 

 

 

Ya know what? Horoscopes are ripoffs. People just make them very vague and general so that a huge mass of people go "hmm...". They should make them very, very specific and detailed and scare the sh!t out of a small group of people. Heres an example: "Cancer: Hey steve.....you know that guy who sits near you in Chemistry. yeah, you know the guy. Mark is his name. hes evil. he should die"

 

This is CBS news with a breaking news story. Five Marks have just been killed by five Steves. We will keep you posted on this horrible tragedy as this story unfolds.....

 

 

does anyone here use horoscopes?

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Originally posted by Vegetto

i heard this on a Standup show on Comedy Central the other night: *note: this is not exact words, but close to it*

 

 

 

Ya know what? Horoscopes are ripoffs. People just make them very vague and general so that a huge mass of people go "hmm...". They should make them very, very specific and detailed and scare the sh!t out of a small group of people. Heres an example: "Cancer: Hey steve.....you know that guy who sits near you in Chemistry. yeah, you know the guy. Mark is his name. hes evil. he should die"

 

This is CBS news with a breaking news story. Five Marks have just been killed by five Steves. We will keep you posted on this horrible tragedy as this story unfolds.....

 

 

does anyone here use horoscopes?

 

:rofl:

 

No, I don't believe in them :lol:

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I believe in Horoscopes generally, about how when you were born can determine what type of personality you have, but when you have things like weekly horoscopes, that just gets rediculous. Most of the time you can't even understand what they are trying to say, and more often than not you twist their words to fit your situation. I see no point in it whatsoever.

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yeah, i agree wit yas darklighter.

 

 

but people thinking that they can predict what will hapen to you everyday is stupid. it says "you will meet someone special on the 18th and you will fall in love.."....

 

 

this just in! 150,000 people just met their soulmate today!

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Originally posted by ZBomber

What do they say anyway? You rae grumpy and you will marry a lion? :confused:

 

 

:S I think about half the stuff it says about my personaltiy is true... what really freaks me out is when it says to keep talking with that special aries... O_o those are the ones that are creepy because my g/f is an aries... O_o and they always seem to pair Aries and Geminis when I read... O_o so that always gets freaky... :S I think its just luck that I read that spacific horscope and its talking about Aries and Gemini pairings... :S

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