Vegetto Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 i heard this on a Standup show on Comedy Central the other night: *note: this is not exact words, but close to it* Ya know what? Horoscopes are ripoffs. People just make them very vague and general so that a huge mass of people go "hmm...". They should make them very, very specific and detailed and scare the sh!t out of a small group of people. Heres an example: "Cancer: Hey steve.....you know that guy who sits near you in Chemistry. yeah, you know the guy. Mark is his name. hes evil. he should die" This is CBS news with a breaking news story. Five Marks have just been killed by five Steves. We will keep you posted on this horrible tragedy as this story unfolds..... does anyone here use horoscopes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Vegetto i heard this on a Standup show on Comedy Central the other night: *note: this is not exact words, but close to it* Ya know what? Horoscopes are ripoffs. People just make them very vague and general so that a huge mass of people go "hmm...". They should make them very, very specific and detailed and scare the sh!t out of a small group of people. Heres an example: "Cancer: Hey steve.....you know that guy who sits near you in Chemistry. yeah, you know the guy. Mark is his name. hes evil. he should die" This is CBS news with a breaking news story. Five Marks have just been killed by five Steves. We will keep you posted on this horrible tragedy as this story unfolds..... does anyone here use horoscopes? No, I don't believe in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Rubish... all pointless stuff... 50% wrong 50% right... :S pointless really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Camus Rubish... all pointless stuff... 50% wrong 50% right... :S pointless really... Heh more like 100% wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 I believe in Horoscopes generally, about how when you were born can determine what type of personality you have, but when you have things like weekly horoscopes, that just gets rediculous. Most of the time you can't even understand what they are trying to say, and more often than not you twist their words to fit your situation. I see no point in it whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Camus Rubish... all pointless stuff... 50% wrong 50% right... :S pointless really... What do they say anyway? You rae grumpy and you will marry a lion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetto Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 yeah, i agree wit yas darklighter. but people thinking that they can predict what will hapen to you everyday is stupid. it says "you will meet someone special on the 18th and you will fall in love..".... this just in! 150,000 people just met their soulmate today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 I don't believe in them but i read them and see if they come true . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetto Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 haha......yeah, i know. it said "you will meet someone wonderufl at the beginning of the month" for may. i got grounded that day..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Vegetto haha......yeah, i know. it said "you will meet someone wonderufl at the beginning of the month" for may. i got grounded that day..... Did you fall in love with your pillow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by ZBomber What do they say anyway? You rae grumpy and you will marry a lion? :S I think about half the stuff it says about my personaltiy is true... what really freaks me out is when it says to keep talking with that special aries... O_o those are the ones that are creepy because my g/f is an aries... O_o and they always seem to pair Aries and Geminis when I read... O_o so that always gets freaky... :S I think its just luck that I read that spacific horscope and its talking about Aries and Gemini pairings... :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetto Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by ZBomber Did you fall in love with your pillow? Busted! damn, you know my secret! *runs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 September 21 is veirgo, right? What does it say who I should keep talking to? (hopes its his girlfriend) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 I hope its not an Aries... I might have to hurt you... ZBomber... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetto Posted January 1, 2003 Author Share Posted January 1, 2003 does anyone know what it says for pisces? prob something stupid like you are going to be happy on the 12th or somethin...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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