Reborn Outcast Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 apple him and hit him in the family jewels throwing him off a cliff and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...falling into the jawas lair he.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 .....learned the way of the Jawa, and finally caught his...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ... Yoda fish which he had been trying to catch for ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ....400 years, suddenly someone scary appeared, it was none other than..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ....the scary black man who has oranges.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...that are not really oranges, they are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 Curious Oranges (You Knoe the Type), from the tv show...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ..which have an added chemical, that makes you want to give Darth Sidious candy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 so far this sayz: One day Mace Windu went to Yoda to ask for a pair of pants that didnt make his ass look fat when wearing his robes. However what Yoda gave him was an undersized dirty robe which Mace took to Obi-Wan so he could fetch the apples from the garden that fell from a sith attack which left them smelly, rotten, and with some kind of happy fume, that makes obi-wan think he can become a Super Saiyan but then he snapped out of it and went on a quest to slay the bubblegum banana king of Ireland. However, The bubblegum banana king got word of his arrival and laid a trap for him seven rumwraiths of Ireland to dispatch the insane yet creative fool who we call the hero who was currently getting a hair cut for his big adventure, but suddenly A sith called Jedi2k2 came for revenge Jedi2k2 ignited his saber and plunged into a Sith leap and sliced Obi-Wans hair off, then Obi-Wan got really p***ed off and grabs for his saber to strike back but it´s not there he left it at the hairdresser. Jedi2k2 strikes again and Obi-Wan moves out of the way and uses a Jedi Mind trick on Jedi2k2. Which then becomes confused and runs straight into a wall, and obi-wan returns to the hairdresser only to find yoda starting a disco party with the other jedi's Obi wan joins in the party and breakdances with Yoda, then he remembers about the quest he set out on and so, obi-wan decided he was l33t and walked back to jedi2k2 only to find him to be dancing with yoda and his Ewok friend, Wicket. Obi screamed when he saw Chewbacca dancing with the Spiritual Form of Qui-Gon Jinn, which could only mean that Obi had had a little to must jawa juice. Qui-Gon turned towards Obi and laughed about his old robes he wore Qui-Gon took his robes off and was censored by cleaver positioning of the camera, a monkey threw a apple him and hit him in the family jewels throwing him off a cliff and falling into the jawas lair he learned the way of the Jawa, and finally caught his Yoda fish which he had been trying to catch for 400 years, suddenly someone scary appeared, it was none other than the scary black man who has oranges that are not really oranges, they are Curious Oranges (You Knoe the Type), from the tv show which have an added chemical, that makes you want to give Darth Sidious candy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 so he ran to DarthSidious with bunnies and flowers and all those happy things around him and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 he brought out a big gun and shot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ..the dog barking at the annoying jedi because he bore a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...Mickey Mouse hat, but suddenly, a great.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 box of doughts which were filled with.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted January 4, 2003 Author Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...human saliva, started squirting their toxic snort and before you knew it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 every one wanted tomatos for lunch so they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted January 4, 2003 Author Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...went to the plaza and bought some purple ones, then mace said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 "put out the fire you fool put it out" thats when the heard the screech of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 the jawa because they had sinister pets which could.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted January 4, 2003 Author Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...eat a bantha with hyperspace speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSaber-<ZeN> Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 Then the god of love reminded obi of his quest and so he set out for jedi2k2 but suddenly he saw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 smerfs takeing over the jedi acadamy so he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 painted himself blue to blend in so that he could secretly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted January 4, 2003 Author Share Posted January 4, 2003 ...tickle the main smerf and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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