whitedragon Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 at the request of Zbomber i have made a epII movie spoof. itll take you awhile but enjoy "send in the clones" a white dragon movie spoof *man i hate the prologe so let get on with it* captian typho: ha ha ha ha i guess there was no danger after all. *ship explodes* captian typho: oh damn corde: CROKE padme: man those assasins are stupid. i look nothing like her *the jedi see the not so obviously evil chanselor palpatien* palpatien: my nagotiations will not fail mace windu: well what if they do palpatien: they wont mace windu: but they mite palpatien: master yoda. *they see yoda sleeping* palpatien: hello? yoda: help you i will *snore* *mace windu smacks yoda to wake him up* yoda: uh yeah the dark side clouds everything *padme walks in* yoda: senator amidala seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my heart and so dose seeing you in that dress pademe: uhh thanks. do you have any idea whos behind this attack mace windu: our intelegence points to those mutha ****** disgruntled spice miners padme: thats pretty bad intelegence. but at least it wasent attacking clones palpatien: ill have obi-wan and anakin protect you so we can move the plot alonge *obi-wan and anakin are introduced* obi-wan: i hope we dont get stuck in the elevator like last time anakin: calm deep breaths whew. obi-wan: calm down *they meet jar jar (much to their disgust)* jar jar: OBI MEESA SO SMILING TO SEE YOUSA obi-wan: AHHHH ITS THAT THING AGAIN *obi-wan and anakin egnite their lightsabers* anakin: BACK! GET BACK! padme: what was palpatien thinking obi-wan: well were here padme:well thats nice but i have to get going there are alot of...things to do..yeah things anakin: well youve uh grown more uh pretty *padme leaves the room* anakin: damn why did i say pretty *later that evening* obi-wan: why did she cover the cameras anakin: well i uh obi-wan: wait i sense something..something creepy is in her chamber anakin: hey r2 mite take that personally *they run in and kill the creepy things. then obi hitches a ride with the assassin droid* obi-wan: weeeeee *anakin gets a speeder* zam: oh great the dumb droid picked up another jedi *zam shoots the droid* obi-wan: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, *anakin catched obi* obi-wan: what took you so long anakin: well i had to get a coke for the road obi-wan: well while were out we can get me one. look a bar is right down there *several hours later* anakin: do you think that we should go after that assassin obi-wan: what assassin anakin: the one who tryed to kill the senator obi-wan: oh yeah that one. well im sure she will turn up soon zam: damn those jedi are good. i cant even see them. ide better hide in that bar *zam walks in the bar* obi-wan: do you see the power of coencedence my padawan. you go act like your looking for her and ill get another scotch elan sleezbagano: want to buy some death sticks obi-wan: do i look like i want to buy some death sticks elan sleezbagano: well... obi-wan: you dont even try and spice them up by calling them something like happy sticks elan sleezbagano: er.. obi-wan: listen im a jedi and i can easly trick you into stop selling these things elan sleezbagano: um obi-wan: or i could kill you with my lightsaber elan sleezbagano: i think ill go home and rethink my life obi-wan: yeah get out of here ya fricken star trek extra *zam gets her hand choped off* anakin: well i guess we should interogate her obi-wan: well if we have to. ill be good cop you be bad cop *they take her outside* anakin: wait i think ill be good cop obi-wan: we shall not go through this excersise again. i make a better good cop anakin: yeah but your always good cop obi-wan: no im not you were good cop last time anakin: no i wasent i was sarcastic cop and you were... *jango shoots zam* obi-wan: DAMMIT WE DIDENT EVEN START INTEROGATEING YET jango: SORRY MY FAULT anakin: ooh look a sharp thingy *jedi councel* yoda: track down this bounty hunter you must obi-wan obi-wan: what about senator amidala yoda: handle that your padawan will anakin: HOORA yoda: keep it in your pants you must anakin: yes master but she mite not want to go mace windu: well that not so obviously evil mutha ****** mite help anakin: do you uh mean palpatien mace windu: yeah that mutha ****** anakin: why the sudden bad language mace windu: havent you seen shaft mutha ***** *anakin sees palpatien* palpatien: do you like the idea of the dark side. you get many benefits as well as 15 dollors an hour anakin: ill research *padme gives jar jar her position* padme: dont screw up jar jar: okeday padme: and for chris sakes get a fricken speach therepist anakin: wow your suitcase technology is far more advanced than tatooines padme: dont look at me that way anakin: why not padme: you look stupid anakin: oh sorry *they start their journy to naboo and obi goes to dex* robot waitress: yo fatso someone is here dex: obi-wan take a seat robot waitress: you want a cup of jawa juice obi-wan: is it made from real jawas robot waitress: i try to be nice dex: what do you want obi-wan: i have a sharp thingy here and i need you to tell me what it...oh i forgot my lines dex: oh i havent seen one of these sence i was prospectin on subterrel *in a booming voice* BEOND THE OUTER RIM obi-wan: and dex: oh and it belongs to kamino obi-wan: ok bye *obi runs out the door. he then goes to the jedi archives* old lady with chopsticks in her hair: are you haveing a problem master kenobi obi-wan: yeah where is kamino old lady with chopsticks in her hair: it was era_ uh it dosent exist obi-wan: well that stinks *anakin and padme are haveing a eventful time* cooking droid: hey you no droids r2: screw you cooking droid: well i never r2: here you are you stupid humans padme: im really glad that we dont under stand a damn word hes saying anakin: why did you change your cloths padme: well i have so much i like to change every hour or so anakin: well whatever makes your boat float padme: youve changed so much anakin: your exactly the way i remember you in my dream padme: thats a little creepy r2: ha ha dumbass *yoda teaches the younglings* yoda: michal, straight get your stance. zeebob, when hold your lightsaber extend your pinky you must obi-wan: am i desterbing yoda: yes! obi-wan: no i ment am i desterbing your class yoda: oh well no i guess not obi-wan: i lost a planet yoda: did you check your wallet obi-wan: yes i checked everywhere even the cookie jar liam: well mabey a dark jedi came here erased it from the archive to mask the clone army that hes building to destroy the republic yoda: shut up liam liam: sorry master *now the most boreing part in the movie happen* all: *SNORE* *obi-wan goes to kamino* taun we: hello master jedi obi-wan: jedi master please taun we: we are expecting you obi-wan: well im glad of that now if you will just lead me to the beer ill be out of your way. taun we: we dont have beer obi-wan: NOOOOOOOOOO....oh well at least ill finish my mission then get some beer at coruscant *taun we shows obi-wan the prime minister* lama su: we are on schedule obi-wan: im getting goose bumps. for what lama su: the clones you orderd obi-wan: clones..do they..attack lama su: no these are non attacking clones. obi-wan: well thats good to hear *we go to naboo where padme has changed her cloths again* anakin: i like it here its smooth just like you *they kiss* padme: no i shouldent have done that anakin: YES YES YES 3rd base *lama su takes obi-wan for the tour* lama su: well that was the bathroom and here are the clones obi-wan: my goodness they look like their going to attack lama su: well they wont unless you want them to. obi-wan: well whats the big guns for. lama su: in case your gardener goes crasy *i cant seem to find much to make fun of in the next scean so ill skip it* taun we: boba is your father here boba: yup.......... taun we:.......... obi-wan:...........*ehem* taun we: may we see him boba: sure. dad the woman with the crasy neck is here taun we: jango welcome back. this is obi-wan kenobi hes come to snoop obi-wan: your clones are very impressive. you must be very proud. man thats alot of kids jango: im just a simpelton trying to make his way in the universe. did is say simpleton i ment simple man *anakin cuts padmes fruit with the force* anakin: if obi-wan saw me doing this hed be very grumpy padme: why your just cutting fruit anakin: well i like to make up stuff to get mad at him *anakin and padme talk later that nite* anakin: when do we go home padme: in your dreams anakin: but we got to third base just a few hours ago and you change dresses only 5 times padme: things will get complecated. anakin: damn this jedi coad *taun we and obi-wan say there good byes* taun we: yall come back now ya hear obi-wan: r4 get the short guy on the phone r4: yeah yeah alright obi-wan: yo guys teh $#!+ just hit the fan. weve got non attacking clones and bounty hunters and dead jedi and crasy neck people mace windu: do you think those mutha ****** cloners are the mutha ****** assassins were looking for obi-wan: no their all kindof dumb mace windu: you bring that mutha ****** bounty hunter back here obi-wan: no prob bob *anakin dreams* anakin: no mom no no no no *padme bangs on the door* padme: shut up im trying to sleep anakin: i need to go back to tatooine padme: not there again *obi tryes to take jango in and dosent quite get it so in goes the tracking signal* *mean while not more than 100,000,000 swallows flights away* anakin: yo smelly where is my mom watto: i sold her for some car magazines. dont hurt me anakin: well point me in the right directon watto: lars is his name and he married her anakin: oh boy now i have a dad *obi follows jango* boba: dad i think were being tracked jango: no thats why that ship has been following us boba: deploy the seismic charges jango: i know what to do *now comes the coolest sound effect in the movie* seismic charge: silence BWAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOO obi-wan: blast this is why i hate flying r4: for a jedi you do alot of hateing obi-wan: shut up r4 *anakin and padme go to the lars moisture farm* 3po: hello marster ani padme: its that gay droid you built anakin: he is not gay. i just programed him to talk like a fag padme: why anakin: one of my friends dared me to do it 3po: perhaps we had better go indoors owin: oh god my step brothers a jedi cliegg: hi im cliegg anakin: ha dad you sure have a stupid name. wheres my mom cliegg: dead anakin: well that sucks beru: ill pour you some blue milk anakin: no i think ill find my mother. she well have to be alive for atleast 5 minuts before she dies *anakin goes off on his adventure. and obi-wan gets into geonosis* nute: where is the senetors head dooku: it will be on your desk by thursday or friday funkey robot dude: with these new battle droids well have the finest army in the galaxy dooku: only attacking clones will stop us now obi-wan: damn where am i going to get some attacking clones *anakin finds the tuskin raider camp and finds his mom really torn up* shmi: ani? anakin: yes mom shmi: ani? anakin: im here shmi: ani? anakin: yes its me shmi: ani? anakin: ok this is getting annoying shmi: croke anakin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tuskin raider: now ya done it, now hes pissed *yoda is meditating* yoda: oh man is anakin PO'D *obi-wan is haveing radar trouble* obi-wan: DAMN WINDOWS ME! i knew i should have upgraded to xp *r2 also has trouble getting obi's signal* r2: DAMN WINDOWS 98! *anakin burys his mom* anakin: good bye mom voice from bhind the grave: good bye padme: DAMMIT R2 GET OUT FROM BEHIND THERE r2: oh yeah obi-wan wanted to talk to you so i put him on hold *they see obi danceing to the hold buttion music* obi-wan: is this thing on. oh...ive got to geonosis and count dooku is the head of this thing. oh damn another droid mace windu: we are gonna kick that mutha ******* ass so you stay there anakin padme: well were gonna disobey you anyways mace windu: good point we'll meet you there *senetors, jedi and jar jar have a conference* funkey blue guy: this is a chrisis we need the not so obviously evil guy to take control palpatien: but which senator would be so brave or so stupid that he.. jar jar: meesa do it! meesa do it! palpatien: anyone else *obi is captured* obi-wan: saruman! dooku: wrongo obi-wan: well whoever you tell me where fett is dooku: nevermind that. come with me and we shall destroy the sith obi-wan: i thought you were a sith dooku: mind your own busness *jar jar makes his speach* jar jar: yes my good senetors i beleave that these sepratists are a threat to everyone so i think i would be best to give the power to the chanselor mace windu: that mutha ****** got a damn good speach therapist plapatien: it is with great greed that i have agreed to this calling. i will lay down this power after i am dead. now i shall make a grand army of attacking clones yoda: stay with his lines he did not *anakin and padme* padme: look some steam anakin: ill run into it padme: try not to kill anyone anakin: damn r2: hey fag lets go 3po: my obtuce little friend... r2: NEVER CALL ME OBTUCE *they walk out side and to a door* padme: it wont open anakin: mabey if i touch it *the door opens* anakin: i knew it i have the magic touch padme: shut up and get inside *they find the geonosians* anakin: woohoo more stuff to kill padme: *sigh* *r2 and 3po find them as well* 3po: oh my! oh my! what did i do to deserve this r2: your a fag 3po: shut up r2 *they all get captured* padme: wow you sure screwed up this time anakin: shut up your screwing up the love scene padme: i cant beleave you just said that anakin: well its true. you dont stop talking and your acting is bad padme: my acting is bad!? your the one who_ obi-wan: SHUT UP geonosian dude: <let the exacutions begin> anakin: i have a bad feeling about this obi-wan: oh really and i thought those monsters were comeing out here to play catch *they escape and the droids are set loose upon them* mace windu: this mutha ****** party is over dooku: WHATCH YOUR MOUTH mace windu: sorry dooku: thats ok have a cigar jango: need a light *jango burns up maces roab and the battle begins* jango: oops i forgot to take it off flame thrower mode *the battle begins and sence i cant think of much of anything funney to say for this cool battle i guess ill skip it* dooku: you have fought patheticly now bye bye padme: look yoda: YEEEEE HAWWWWW obi-wan: not him again dooku: oh $#!+ attacking clones yoda: clones attack clone commander: yessum sir yoda: oh yeah and pick up the survivors *they get picked up and follow dooku but padme falls out the ship* anakin: NO NO NO NO NO WE NEED TO GO BACK NOW!!!! obi-wan: dude she only droped 5 feet anakin: oh nevermind then *they get to dookus lair and anakin gets zaped by overconfidently running forward* obi-wan: awww damn dooku: back down obi-wan: i dont think so you lightening whore dooku: what obi-wan: its ownage time dooku: i have no idea what your saying obi-wan: stfu dooku: ok im tierd of this *obi gets stabed through the leg* anakin: ok dooku its ownage time again dooku: look over there anakin: what am i...hey a quarter *dooku misses anakins head when anakin found the quarter* dooku: look over there again *dooku accently gets anakins arm instead. "dont ask me why" suddenly yoda walks in* yoda: strong you have become dooku. pull a gandalf on me you will not dooku: yeah yoda its uh ownage time yoda: IT5 owN493 tIM3 F0R J00 DOoKU 1m A l33t H4X0R dooku: huh yoda: let get it on *yoda kick dookus ass and barely manages to escape. dooku goes to coruscant* dooku: DAR+H $1DI0us 1 Jus+ G0+ 0WnzORED bY yoD@ sidious: i beg your pardon *mace, obi, and yoda are talking* obi-wan: i have to say that without the clones it wouldent have been a victory yoda: victory you say? not victory. the shround of the has fallen. begun the clone war has *yoda farts* yoda: oops did that ruin the dramitic moment THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 That was great, even thoug I dint finish it. I got to where anakin and padme go on their jorney. I like the Mace you've created!! I will read it someday, when I have the time. *Wishes for a Flash Spoof of ep 2, made by Whitedragon* -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by Clemme w/Stick That was great, even thoug I dint finish it. I got to where anakin and padme go on their jorney. I like the Mace you've created!! I will read it someday, when I have the time. *Wishes for a Flash Spoof of ep 2, made by Whitedragon* -Clemme i wish i knew how to do flash but im too computer illiterate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Well, thats ok d00d! I hope that some1 will make that text into a movie one day! -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by Clemme w/Stick Well, thats ok d00d! I hope that some1 will make that text into a movie one day! -Clemme thanks man that really means alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by whitedragon thanks man that really means alot NP we fellow swampies gotta stick together!! Well, I'll read to the end some day..! -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by Clemme w/Stick NP we fellow swampies gotta stick together!! Well, I'll read to the end some day..! -Clemme well the good parts are comeing up so do it some time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Haha, i actuallly read all of that. it was good Hehe - For a jedi you do alot of hating..... Shutup R4! Try not to kill anyone anakin:damn padme: it's that gay robot you created Anakin: he's not gay i just prgrammed him to speak like that Padme: Why Anakin : my firend dared me *they meet jar jar (much to their disgust)* jar jar: OBI MEESA SO SMILING TO SEE YOUSA obi-wan: AHHHH ITS THAT THING AGAIN *obi-wan and anakin egnite their lightsabers* anakin: BACK! GET BACK! ah classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah omg that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time... keep up the good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by Agen_Terminator Haha, i actuallly read all of that. it was good Hehe - For a jedi you do alot of hating..... Shutup R4! Try not to kill anyone anakin:damn padme: it's that gay robot you created Anakin: he's not gay i just prgrammed him to speak like that Padme: Why Anakin : my firend dared me *they meet jar jar (much to their disgust)* jar jar: OBI MEESA SO SMILING TO SEE YOUSA obi-wan: AHHHH ITS THAT THING AGAIN *obi-wan and anakin egnite their lightsabers* anakin: BACK! GET BACK! ah classic. thanks alot. and i owe it all to the epII dvd which i watched while i wrote the spoof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Yeh it's encouraging me to put it on right now... hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by Agen_Terminator Yeh it's encouraging me to put it on right now... hmmmm yup im gonna print it out and read it while i watch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 I don't remember requesting it, but I'm glad you made it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperglide Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 One word Whitedragon: Spellcheck. I like the Mace Windu part where u said he was shaft that's the only part I really laughed at it was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 7, 2003 Author Share Posted January 7, 2003 yeah i forgot to spell check so sue me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Monk Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 plapatien: it is with great greed that i have agreed to this calling. i will lay down this power after i am dead. now i shall make a grand army of attacking clones Best... line... ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Originally posted by Hyperglide One word Whitedragon: Spellcheck. I like the Mace Windu part where u said he was shaft that's the only part I really laughed at it was good. I pray that you were joking. He might have written it in a rush and thats why some spelling is bad... and the whole thing was funny jeez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Well guys! I just finished reading the story! Its just as good as I expected! I like it where anakin goes: "YES YES YES! 3rd Base is made!" That really got me laughing!! also the 0wnage part thingy in the end! -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 7, 2003 Author Share Posted January 7, 2003 Originally posted by Clemme w/Stick Well guys! I just finished reading the story! -Clemme finnally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Yeh. Best..spooof....ever! "3rd base! YES!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Marrakesh Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 omg omg omg!!! :rofl: ['refined' character mode from the above spoof]d00d wh1t3dr4g0n j00 n0 n00b j00 ub3r 1337 h4x0r wr1t3r d00d j00 pu113d $0m3 0wn@g3[/'refined' character mode from the above spoof] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Glorfindel Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Great Spoof. I like the Talking R2 the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Death sticks? Couldn't you atleast make them sound betetr? Like Happy Sticks? *E-mails this page to all his friends* *Rates Post as an "I approve"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Any chance of you doing Ep1 over - lots of anti-JarJar moments... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SettingShadow Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 that was excellent, the funniest thing I´ve heard on months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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