Reborn Outcast Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A. No but he's got a problem thats for sure. Q. Are their aliens in the top level of our government?
Darth Groovy Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: Yes, but Goerge Dubya is not one of them. He is simply not smart enough. Q: Is there really such thing as a "crisp" dollar bill?
Reborn Outcast Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A. If is a bit chilly then yes. Q. Why do we go to school?
Acrylic Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: Cuz George Bush has a mom, doy. Q: Are aliens realted to rabid dog-monkies and military uniforms?
El Sitherino Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: shaken Q: whats the color of the grass?
-s/<itzo- Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: Blue Q: Why do we have opposable thumbs????
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A. green Q. Why am I laughing at this ridiculously pointless thread?
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: Blue Q: Why do we have opposable thumbs???? A. To grab at stuff Q. Why can't Stormies shoot straight?
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A. They can't get any chicks Q. I have the flu, what should I do? (ooo rhyme time)
El Sitherino Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: eat raviolli Q: what does a chicken eat?
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: little kids Q: If I dress up as Spock from Star Trek every night, will I scare little kids?
-s/<itzo- Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: No, you'll scare everybody. Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A. As much wood as needed to make a baseball bat to bonk you on the head with for asking that question...yet again Q. Why are pigs pink?
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: Why am I white??? Q: What if rabid squirrels took over the world?
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: Beaver power! Q: How's it going?! A. I feel Q. Why are pigs pink?
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 Originally posted by Arkum A: Why am I white??? Q: What if rabid squirrels took over the world?
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: Why am I white??? Q: What if rabid squirrels took over the world? A. We would have ALOT of nuts lying around Q. Why are pigs pink!?!?!??!?! Answer me!!!
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: Because I like BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q: What would yo d oagainst a Balrog?
RpTheHotrod Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: nothing, since they don't exist Q: Why do we put our suits in a garment bag, and our garments in a suitcase?
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A. Cause life is weird, my friend Q. How many more seconds until this thread is closed?
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Posted January 28, 2003 A: Because some idiot thought it would be funny as apractical joke Q: How big is Jay Leno's chin?
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