git_sum_stuka Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A.clap Q.Is michael Jackson a She-man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A. No but he's got a problem thats for sure. Q. Are their aliens in the top level of our government? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Yes, but Goerge Dubya is not one of them. He is simply not smart enough. Q: Is there really such thing as a "crisp" dollar bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A. If is a bit chilly then yes. Q. Why do we go to school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Cuz George Bush has a mom, doy. Q: Are aliens realted to rabid dog-monkies and military uniforms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: No Q: do you like it shaken or stired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: shaken Q: whats the color of the grass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Blue Q: Why do we have opposable thumbs???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A. green Q. Why am I laughing at this ridiculously pointless thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Blue Q: Why do we have opposable thumbs???? A. To grab at stuff Q. Why can't Stormies shoot straight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Cuz they're gay Q: Why are they gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A. They can't get any chicks Q. I have the flu, what should I do? (ooo rhyme time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: eat raviolli Q: what does a chicken eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: little kids Q: If I dress up as Spock from Star Trek every night, will I scare little kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: No, you'll scare everybody. Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Beaver power! Q: How's it going?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A. As much wood as needed to make a baseball bat to bonk you on the head with for asking that question...yet again Q. Why are pigs pink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Why am I white??? Q: What if rabid squirrels took over the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Beaver power! Q: How's it going?! A. I feel Q. Why are pigs pink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Originally posted by Arkum A: Why am I white??? Q: What if rabid squirrels took over the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Why am I white??? Q: What if rabid squirrels took over the world? A. We would have ALOT of nuts lying around Q. Why are pigs pink!?!?!??!?! Answer me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Because I like BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q: What would yo d oagainst a Balrog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: nothing, since they don't exist Q: Why do we put our suits in a garment bag, and our garments in a suitcase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A. Cause life is weird, my friend Q. How many more seconds until this thread is closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkum Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 A: Because some idiot thought it would be funny as apractical joke Q: How big is Jay Leno's chin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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