Joshi Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 hell, no, i aint dyin like that, neil joshi goes out in style. okay, my story up until the point where i jam the sword into the wal, except that doesn't happen because it's apparently impossible (i'm not gonna argue). i continue falling straight down the hole, but then suddenly i'm saved by a flying thirty foot eagle. i land on its back (it's not real, but thing 'the rescuers down under ' ) and fly upwards toward the top of the xcave we're in which has a hole in the top, i fly out of it and toward the moon (not literally to it). suddenly, i see a passing møøse with shifty eyes. i jump down from the eagle from fifty feet landing perfectly and safely with little effort. i get out my sword and point it to the møøse. the møøse looks at me, then gets onto it's hind leggs, uses it's front legs to grab it's antlers, pull it out or it's head and then expertly spin it on it's hooves. i then engage in battle with the møøse, me with my sword, it withit's antlers. it's an epic battle (with only two people) but finally, the sword comes flying out of my hand and the møøse has pinned me. the moose looks at me and says 'this is for killing my father!' 'I didn't kill-' but it's too late, the moose has stabbed me, i'm dead. like i said, Neil Joshi dies in style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 what the hell is a moose doing in a dungeon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 yes, because that was the part that made no sense whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 c'mon dude, you call THAT dying in style? no way!! getting killed by a moose is like sooooo last month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted March 31, 2003 Author Share Posted March 31, 2003 Okay then, let's continue... As you're walking down yet another corridor, you come to a crossroad. 4 ways. Off course, you came grom one of them. You decide to split up and investigate... You're walking trough the near dark wandering...what happened to the ghosts? What was that weird voice? Will I get out? Does Deadmeat like peanutbutter? (I do as a matter of fact...). Suddenly (why does everything alwways happen 'suddenly'?) you hear a noice...behind you, you see alarge rock falling into the corridor. It's a big as the corridor, and because the ground is sloping, it comes rolling at you at an average speed...you start to run...after a while you come to a dead end...when you look above you you see a ledge, where you'll be safe for the rock. Only problem...it's 5 meters above the ground...and the rock is closing in... ***Task Four*** Get on the ledge asap. You got around 30 seconds... ************* Deadline: monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Originally posted by Deadmeat_X ***Task Four*** Get on the ledge asap. You got around 30 seconds... ************* Deadline: monday heh heh, that just sounds funny, 30 seconds but you got a week. okay, i'll butt out of this topic now. of course, before i do, i'd like to tell niko that i did write that response last month (probably best to say that tomorrow, but just imagine i did so i can make my point.) plus, i wasn't killed by a moose, i was killed by a møøse, there is a big difference (one is spelt differently for one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Originally posted by NiKo c'mon dude, you call THAT dying in style? no way!! getting killed by a moose is like sooooo last month! hehe, that reminds me of this great CoMI quote: killed by a møøse? "that is so 1620!" ~ Kenny anyways, each of us is in one corridor, and there is a stone in each one, right? you see alarge rock falling into the corridor. It's a big as the corridor it's 5 meters above the ground so the corridor is at least 6x6 meters, right? pretending its 6x6, then i can just lay down, as close as possible to one of the walls. if the rock is the as big as the corridor, it has a 3 meter radius, leaving a space of squareroot of 2 meters from the surface of the rock to the angle made by the 2 walls. Therefore, i can lay on the ground close to the wall and wont be hit. *i start running through the corridor, the rock is closing in. Quickly as i can, i do a rough calculation of the size of the corridor. It must be about 6x6 meters. I look back, the rock is gaining on me. It has a 3 meter radius, it's as big as the corridor, except for a couple of centimeters. The rock has a 3 meter radius, so it gives me a lil square of 1x1 where i can easily fill and be completelly safe. I jump down, as close to the wall as possible. The rock passes imediatly, it was closer than i though. The rock hits the dead end and stops. I realize theres a little passage [EDIT]i meant ledge, i though the ledge was leading to a passage.[/EDIT 5 meters from the ground. i tie a pretty strong knot in my pocket kinfe. i use it to climb over the rock and then enter the cave. The rock is blocking some of the cave, but theres enough room for me to pass, since it shares the same ceiling as the corridor. after some scratches i manage to get into the cave and start crawling through the passage. - i wonder where it will lead me...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 First I quickly whip out my hook rope and toss it up onto the ledge, I tug and too of the hookers catch on the edge of the ledge. Quickly I start running up the wall and grabbing higher and higher on the rope pulling myself up. I grab the edge of the ledge and fling myself up and into safety as the rock crashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted April 2, 2003 Author Share Posted April 2, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop deadmeat, i swear that if u dont answer to me, i ll beat ye with yer own legs But I like my legs... OK now serious...Al, sorry man, but I can't let you get away with such a cheap sollution. When Deadmeat says 'get on the ledge', you don't try solving it in an other way. When I say 'jump', you ask 'what colour?'. So.... The corridor you're in is somewhat cilinder-shaped. The rock makes a complete fit. The end is also curved, so you can't hide there either. Muhahaha... I love being the bad guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 I see no logical way for me to survive this one damn you deadmeat! K-jo bribed you did'nt he!? did'nt he!? bah...unless i find a logical solution to this one, concider me squashed to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 but i did get in the ledge... damn. (i though the ledge lead into a passage) ok, in that case, i ll spread out my glue on the floor to slow it down, i ll also kick some lil rocks to slow it down even more. that will give me more time to tie my rubberband on my pocket knife and open the knife + the bottle opener. attaching it on the ledge i can climb before the rock reaches me (and when it does, it wont be comming so strong, so can kick it to propel myself over the ledge, if im not done climbing when it comes) i hope 2 resolutions are enough for you btw, "kick ye with yer own legs" is one of lechuck's best quote ever, in case u ddnt recognize it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop ok, in that case, i ll spread out my glue on the floor to slow it down, i ll also kick some lil rocks to slow it down even more. heh, i was thinking of doing the same thing last night...but i thought it wouldnt be very logical... so..i'm guessing...it was nice knowing you guys...tell my mommy i loved her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 *safe over the ledge, reaches out for a cell fone.* AL: hi, is that niko's mom? yes, hi, how are you? niko asked me to tell you he loves you. Wot is that? Oh, no, its because his about to be chrushed by a giant rock. Yes, well, better on him than on me. Hum, she hung up. Oh well. *hangs up and throws it away* *cat screems* --> classic joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 *Jabs out hook, and it catches on the cellphone, with a great jerk, the cellhone goes flying into my hand.. YOUR MINUTES ARE MINE AL! *Runs and calls long distance* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 where's deadmeat? lets declare me dead and get this over with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted April 4, 2003 Author Share Posted April 4, 2003 Man comes to the doctor...he is pale white and doesn't seems to feel to good...after a lot of examining, the doctor says: "sorry I have to bring you this awful news sir, but you're dead" "What? Dead?" "Yes. I'm sorry" "Bummer" Or something like that. Dutch sketch from some comedians, stolen from Monty Phyton... Anyway NiKo, you dissapoint me...i thought you'd at least TRY something...Anyway, as Kjo is calling long-distance (BTW, how on earth could you get that phone, since you're all in different corridors? you should get squached for cheating, but I'm in a nice mood ), NiKo gets squached. Al and Kjo, the only survivors, are on their ledges looking for an exit, but there is none. So they retrace their steps to the intersection, where they find a large sign (4x6 meters) that says "Final challenge this way" and is pointing into the 5th corridor. Needless to say, you feel pretty stupid. After some time you arrive in a small room, nothing special, just some torches. Then suddenly, the voice from the first task comes back. He seems less angry now that 4 of you died. He sais that the door on the opposite side will only open when one of you is dead. So, it's a duel. And the voice decides that it will be a duel in...insulting! Yes, we're gonna insult each other to death! Now, this is how it's gonna work. I don't really know where you live, you should PM me that. Then we 3 go online on MSN at a certain time, and you have to insult each other, and counter with a rhyming and witty insult. The first one to be speechless or to come with a completely senseless insult, loses. The order will be: Al starts, Kjo counters, Kjo attacks, Al counters, Al attacks a.s.o. now the toughest part...the time...first, I'd like to know in wich timezone you live. After that, I'll PM you about the times that I will be online...don't worry we'll work something out...and if not, we can also do it here, but the big disadvantage is that it will take way longer, cause everyone comes here once a day max right? Right, tell me what I need to know so we can get this over with. For the others: dont worry, I'll copy the coversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 Originally posted by Deadmeat_X Anyway NiKo, you dissapoint me...i thought you'd at least TRY something... heh, what was i to do with a rat whistle some fudge and a blanket in only 30 seconds? i know when i'ts my time to raise my hands in the air and get squashed by the giant rock.... t'was fun while it lasted... oh wait...i f'got..i'm suposed to be dead... *dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted April 4, 2003 Share Posted April 4, 2003 yeah, niko, that kinda annoyed me too. u could have tryied, specially after the other great escapes btw, if we are going to give out points, we should start voting for the best escapes in other tasks. i think we should do it right here, unless some one is unconfortable with it (in which case i presume deadmeat wont mind getting a pm) IMO (of course, thats y we r vonting ): 1st task: best reply: Niko - 5 points 2nd best reply: Kjo - 4 points 3rd best reply: Neil - 3 points 4th best reply: AL - 2 points 5th best reply: Skate Boy - 1 point Left the game: Capitain wing - no points. 2nd task: best reply: Niko - 5 points 2nd best reply: AL - 4 points 3rd best reply: Neil - 3 points 4th best reply: Kjo - 2 points Left the game: Skate Boy - 1 point. 3rd task: best reply: AL - 4 points 2nd best reply: Kjo - 3 points 3rd best reply: Niko - 2 points Left the game: Neil - 1 point. PS- not that mine was good, i put myself in first place just because niko's was impossible and kjo's rope had more than 120m, and that was just cheap 4rd task: best reply: AL - 4 points 2nd best reply: Kjo - 3 points Left the game: Niko - 2 points. DEADMEAT: really nice game, although some tasks werent that original - 15 points AL's TOTAL: Captain wing - 0 Skate Boy - 2 Neil - 7 Kjo - 12 (+3 if kjo wins, +2 if kjo loses) AL - 14 (+3 if i win, +2 if i lose) Niko - 14 Deadmeat - 15 then we could do for each person: (CWt+SBt+NEILt+KJOt+ALt+NIKOt+DMtx2)/8 = each one's points t stands for "total", each one's opinion and ask an adm to give out the points (i ll pm every1 asking them to vote) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 No Way. We're down to two people? Oh wow, this one is the deciding round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 so have u pmed deadmeat? when are we gonna start? im getting bored as hell (not really, its just that i havent had time lately, so everyday i only check this thread, and keep on with my business) anyways, im assuming (hoping) every1 pmed deadmeat with their votes, since i dont see them here. it would be really nice to get this on with, so lets go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted April 7, 2003 Author Share Posted April 7, 2003 Total PM's received so far: 1 Sender: guess...his name starts with an A and ends with an L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 theres something wrong there, i pmed you and- oh... nm. hum... i guess we should call this an early day week, and judging by the popularity this game is getting now, i dont think there is gonna b a bliss 3... No Way. We're down to two people? Oh wow, this one is the deciding round. btw, if kjo hasnt pmed u yet, his last post was the most useless thing he could have done... [edit] neil answered my pm and told me he would vote. did u get it? also, any news from kjo or niko or the others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop Left the game: Captain Wing - 0 points WOOHOO! I ROCK! Yeeehaw 0 points suck on that you little evil people! Muahahhah *runs off with queen* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 lol, yeah, even though we r voting, CW's points are already set. sry dude, just though u would want to give your opinion. the rest of u, plz vote or post here telling us u dont wanna vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Sorry, GB122's post about war blew my mind off of this. But tell, PM what? EXPLAIN? I never got a PM eh? Wha? Zwah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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