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Weapon of choice, eh? Well, I guess I'll go for...

 

1: Walther P99 9mm hangun, with optional silencer.

2: Aston Martin V12 Vanquish, complete with Adaptive Camoflage System, bonnet-mounted shotguns (laser-guided), Stinger missiles and machine guns behind the radiator grille, ejector seat and spiked tyres for ice driving.

3: Wristwatch Laser and Poison Dart Launcher (interchangable, depending on my kind of mood).

4: Surfboard containing GPS tracking equipment, radar monitoring screens and computer scramblers.

5: X-Ray sunglasses.

 

I think that's everything... hey, if it's good enough for 007, it's good enough for me!

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must resist urge to attack admin and super mod in this thread.....cant........

 

 

*Throws rock at stormhammer, soldier monkey sprays kurgans leg*

 

soon, i shall have attacked every mod/supermod/admin in at least one of my posts..

~Stares at the mess Dath is making with his monky army~

 

ok i am not the one going to be cleaning up that mess. all will die by my trout if any one makes me.:D Wuhahahahahahahah!!!!!

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Yom wrote:

~Stares at the mess Dath is making with his monky army~

 

ok i am not the one going to be cleaning up that mess. all will die by my trout if any one makes me. :D Wuhahahahahahahah!!!!!

 

Ah-ha! You forgot one thing, though! It was my magic fishing rod that caught your trout! And now you must be blown to smithereens.....

 

*Places large stick of dynamite on to Yom's fishing boat.*

 

5....4....3.....2.....1.....

 

*Yom's boat explodes, sending scarring ashes everywhere. Two begin to fly at Yom and Dath (before he can cause any more destruction :D ) .*

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Dath wrote:

.......you guys are nuts......

 

*monkies begin playing cards*

 

What then foo?!?

 

*By the power of Topshot's powerful psychic Prof. X abilities, Dath's monkeys grow long sharp claws like his, and start beating the you-know-what outta each other.*

 

I think you are also nuts. Maybe I'll have to show you just how powerful you really are! Or do I have to magnetize your adamantium-laced skeleton like Magneto? :D

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Originally posted by topshot

*By the power of Topshot's powerful psychic Prof. X abilities, Dath's monkeys grow long sharp claws like his, and start beating the you-know-what outta each other.*

 

I think you are also nuts. Maybe I'll have to show you just how powerful you really are! Or do I have to magnetize your adamantium-laced skeleton like Magneto? :D

 

~thoughs a big hunk of meat at topshot's feet~ well umm yeah i been go for a while and i got a new friend ~rusulling beings in the background~ Down!! Boy!! DOWN!!!!

~Sammy the killer mutan dog breaks out of box and starts taring apart of Topshot for being near the hunk of meat~

 

oh well

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