Kjølen Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 How impolite it is to talk about your own mother that way! An island indeed! You look like your to afraid to even get near me, you coward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnchiladaMan Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Only until I find my gasmask, sulfur breath. I'm trying to figure out...Are you a zombie or do you just find pressing your face into the ground a fashion statement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 that just goes to show how much you know about zombies. you're such a woosy, you can't even put in a couple of contacts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnchiladaMan Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 It's the anticipation of seeing your ugly face that makes me sacrifice my vision. I never forget a face, but in your case, I would be glad to make an exception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Don't let jealousy get the best of you. You smell wonderful. Did you actually roll around in dung or just dab a little behind each ear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Does not the richest soil come from the freshest compost? nice shirt, how long have you been colourblind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 Not as long as you've had no mind. Youre so stupid you don't know two plus two, -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 as a matter of fact i do: 2 + 2 is 4. take your time to check it. come on, user your fingers to count if you need, but lets just move along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 well, i know you had to, but not everybody's as stupid as you are, in case you didn't know. you're a crazy dutch bastard that eats their own skin peelings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnchiladaMan Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 You must have me confused with someone else. I'm not Dutch. I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Only an idiot like you would use a human beng as a duck decoy. You're so stupid, the only reason you can count up to twenty is because you wear sandles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnchiladaMan Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 I feel sorry for you. You can probably only count to fifteen due to your hook. You're face reminds me of something the mule-train left behind (This one actually has a comeback). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 That's where I saved loads of people from the the great train robbery, and It wasn't a mule-train; you must be blind. Hello, do I know you from somewhere, or am I seeing things (In this case, a pile of crap) -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 im pretty sure you are used to talking with piles of crap so, have you decided insulting me, or are you going to run away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnchiladaMan Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 (The place I heard the mule-train insult had this comeback: "He's right, I am a jack-ass for coming over here." Gotta love Jack Benny) I'm afraid that if I speak, I will be so convulsed with laughter that I will loose myself. Nice hair...Your scalp will look great on my belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Shows how much fashion sense you've got. You're a big fat poo poo head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 I least I have two. So, you think the women are going for the whole "Body-Odor Cologne" smell these days, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 why, do you need to borrow some, it actualy be an improvement for you. who died and made you stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 no one, you've been watching too mutch TV, but is it just a coincidence for you to bring up this topic, because you live and are still stupid. I guess I should leave you to bathing in your dirt bath, not much mud in this bath (uh-oh they must have forgot to fertilize your brain again...) -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 no mud? oh, that's too bad for you. i screamed endlessly last night because i had a dream about your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 I'm a bit disturbed that you dream about me at night. Only an idiot like you would ever where the rags you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 at least i have some form of clothing, mr. i walk around in a cardboard box that's ripped up all day. you're so empty-minded, you can't even play a simple game of hide and seek without running out of your hiding place and flapping your arms around screaming, "i am a crazy chicken devil! hail el loco pollo diablo! heeheeheeheeheehee!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 for someone who so stupid and yet never taken a single spanish lesson in my life, i seem to speak the language quite well, wouldn't you say, ¡usted mono brained el git! you smell and look like a horse!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 That might be becuase I'm sitting on the side waiting for you and an accual horse to finish dueling, because I play winner. And it looks like I'm playing the horse too. You're not a mighty pirate, you're more like a mighty parrot I could have on my shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Ah, you need a Laymens translator then. You are a fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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