Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 back to the game Originally posted by Neil Joshi Nobody can match my amazing wit! "Wit: [noun] A message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter" ok, whatever floats your boat... i can kill 4 ppl, with only one swing of my sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 It's not that you killed them, they all just got bored. Note - Had to do it in rhyme for that one... Did you need special surgery to make your face look like a Surrealist Painting or were you born that way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 My face, a work of art, thank you! So, how long have you been a hunchback? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 It's genetic, but it skips a generation so your kids'll probably be the same, Son. I know Neathderthals who could teach you a thing or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Nice crowd of friends you have then. Even though Al's sword can kill 4 people with one swing. Tetsusiaga is proven to kill 100 in one swing. Match that, you pansy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 You watch way too much anime! I wish i could walk a mile in your shoes, then i could figure out how to cure the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Don't punish me because I can afford footwear. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 if my mother were a rodent, i wouldnt be here outsmarting you... y are you crying? I havent even started... aw, i wanted to answer this one... :sob: Originally posted by Kjølen Even though Al's sword can kill 4 people with one swing. Tetsusiaga is proven to kill 100 in one swing. Match that, you pansy. you have to learn how to separate your fantasies from reality. its phisically impossible to line 100 ppl around you so you can swing it on them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 i'm not crying. my eyes are watering because of that rancid stench that's lingering around you. (that's the insult, too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Of course, you would know being the Official Forum Expert on Bad Stenches and Nasty Aromas, right? Your only possible value is as an Organ Donour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Don't be mad that you couldn't get a donor card because you're not quite right inside. You're so stupid, you don't know the air speed velocity of a new laden swallow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Come back when you can think of an insult you didn't need to warp from Monty Python. Or are you unable to think independantly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 This comeing from a guy who say's Originally posted by SCUMMinator2k Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. odd ball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Touché. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Your mother looks like she's been dead for three years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 At least I have a Mother who doesn't resemble the Family Dog. Besides, it runs in the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 11, 2003 Author Share Posted May 11, 2003 what, your nose? you fight like a sackfull of rabbits. -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Is it a very evil looking sackfull of rabbits? At least I have some kind of fighting skill. You couldn't beat your way out of a Boyband concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 11, 2003 Author Share Posted May 11, 2003 Yes, thats true; mainly because I'd never go to a boyband concert, unlike you ! You're so stupid that when your mate said "It's chilli outside" you ran out with a spoon! -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 and started to feed the starving children in the cold. you're so stupid, you don't know which side of you're sword is up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Unlike some people, I don't rely on weapons to hurt people. Maybe you need to spend less time sharpening your sword and more time sharpening your wit. And also, you're a big doody head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Oh so we really need our wit sharpened eh? Your mother was so stupid that when you were born, SHE KEPT YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Joke's on you - I was abandoned as a baby! Oh, wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 [nelson's voice] HAHA! you are so blind, u cant even see what im holding [damn, this is one is gonna be funny ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 knowing your nightly activities, i probably don't want to know what you're holding. you have all the intelligence of an ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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