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Way way back in the ninety eightys,secret government emploies,dug up famous guys an ladies,an made them using genetic copies,these clones are sexy teens now

 

And I forget the rest of the song,lol.

 

Well it's mostly about abraham lincoln trying to go out,stay with cleopatra but joan of ark likes abe,and what not an so on,and the season finally or whatever abe likes joan cuz she looked different or something>.>

I don't know,it's flippin hysterical though,download it.

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In 1985/86?, a secret US government group called the Board of Shadowy Figures digs up and clones several hundred historical figures. 2002: these clones are now sexy teens in high school. They go to a high school called Clone High in the town of Exclamation!, USA. I believe the show starts off in their senior year of high school, although they seem too young for that, but anyhow...

It centers around Abe Lincoln, his best friend Ghandi, Joan of Arc, Cleopatra (Smith is her last name apparently), JFK, Principal Cinnamon J. Scudworth, and his robot Mr Butlertron. Scudworth and Mr B are scheming to steal the clones away from the Shadowy Board and create an amusement park called Cloney Island. He always has some wacky subplot that barely makes any sense and is set in some other style of TV show, like once he did battle with a skunk called Skunky-Poo and it was like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

The clones, mostly, aspire to be like their clonefathers (or clonemothers were applicable), with the only known exceptions being George Washington and Winston Churchill who once appeared as wannabe gangbangers (although the scene was cut). Abe wants to be just like President Lincoln. Ghandi knows he failed in being Ghandi and has become a non-stop party machine. Joan of Arc became horribly depressed after she didn't hear the voice of God at the age of 13 like the real Joan of Arc. This caused her to become an angsty goth girl. Cleo thinks she's the best thing ever, because she's Cleopatra. JFK is exactly like the actual JFK, right down to the womanizing (his first line on the show, i believe, was in reference to Catherine the Great (or has he calls her Catherine the So-So) and he said "I raided her Bay of Pigs."

The over-arc of the plot is Abe loves Cleo, Cleo dated JFK but dumped him and hooked up with Abe, Joan loves Abe, and no one likes Ghandi. Well, the horribly mutanted Marie Curie does, but she doesn't count. Zany hijinx ensue, during which time we meet dozens of clones and learn of another government high school GESH (Genetically Engineered Superhuman High).

Cleo might be bisexual. After one episode where Joan dressed up as a guy so she could play basketball, Cleo tried to seduce "Jean." Later it was revealed Jean was really Joan and Cleo said "I almost did it with Joan of Arc? Hot."

Joan slept with JFK after the prom and right before that Abe figured out he really loved Joan because the floating Joan heads that censored Cleo (long story) told him so.

Also, I am in love with Joan of Arc, but alas she does not exist.

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OH MY GOD! I DIDN'T CATCH THE END OF IT,JOAN AN JFK!

I...can't believe it....my weakness for goth chicks has just grown...colder.

JOCKS! ARE THE ENEMY! THUG'S AND NERDS WILL PREVAIL! I WILL HAVE JOAN OF ARC!-looks around- uh...

I have to download those episodes,thanks for ruining it >=( lol

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The show was first aired in Canada and was supposed to go afterwards (pending the sucess) to the USA.

 

However i think it got canceled.

 

I love that show. Too bad thought. So many famous actors played some roles and cameos. Very impressive for the first season of that show.

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Originally posted by TheJackal

The show was first aired in Canada and was supposed to go afterwards (pending the sucess) to the USA.

 

However i think it got canceled.

 

I love that show. Too bad thought. So many famous actors played some roles and cameos. Very impressive for the first season of that show.

i saw a couple episodes and though the animation sucked but it had a good intro and a great story
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my favorite was the cat fight (when cleo and joan move in together)

 

pure halarity. I need to find the song they used near the end where everybody runs around like idiots.

 

 

i also like the one where everybody smokes raisins. full of subliminal messages and more stupid non sence.

 

pure halarity.:D

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Originally posted by Black Mamba

i like the episode where JFK's friend dies.......

 

 

I laughed my head off when the pollution litteraly killed him!

 

 

-you, Mr. Janitor. Go back to war

-but my son just died

-yes yes bou hou. go pick up that vomit or you're fired!

 

 

or how about that party episode where Abe brings non-Alcoholic beer.

 

JFK: How about you and i have seeeexx?

*Joan spin kicks him to the head

*JFK gets back up from the ground and shakes fist at her

JKF: ANSWEAR ME WOMAN!

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