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Boba Rhett

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Darth Rythe: The light-bulb (and do note the proper spelling, as we have established here with much toil and circumstance) is colored red, radiating 500,000 watts stroboscopically in an irregular fashion that would stress out Gandhi. :D

 

C'Jais: Thanks, human. ;) I shall have to try precisely that, as soon as NASA is done borrowing my Wile E. Coyote rocket.

 

Agen Terminator: I'm more like a hammer, two thousand pounds but made of chicken feathers, painted with the expression of a leering Chinese dragon and set on fire...

 

My question? Is it possible that the development of outdoor incandescent lighting was the result of alien influence, aliens who wanted us to pollute the night sky enough that they could bring their motherships in closer to an Earth completely unprepared for massive invasion? I think we should all turn out the lights immediately and take a look, just to be sure.

 

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