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Who's your Favorite LeChuck?  

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  1. 1. Who's your Favorite LeChuck?

    • Ghost! He can fly and change shape!
      7
    • Zombie! The crafty spitting machine!
      17
    • Demon! Fire and brimstone!
      17


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For some reason I think Lechuck and Zombie. Even though the first lechuck was Ghost Pirate lechuck, I think Zombie Lechuck was so much more sinister, and the plot was so much deeper, that it stayed in our minds forever.

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  • 2 weeks later...

It's funny. Just today I was walking down the road, on the way to the bowling alley. Or perhaps it was KFC. I forgot.

Anyway, I happened to pass two frightening men in trenchcoats. They looked at me with a sinister glare, and the taller one grumbled, "That's the guy."

Before I knew what was happening, they had grabbed me and lifted me into a rusty truck. They put duct tape on my forehead (I'm not sure why) and then we took off down the road. A few minutes later, we stopped at a big gray building, and they pulled me out. They shoved me inside, tied me to a chair with toilet paper, and pointed a rubber duck at my forehead.

"Talk."

I looked at them nervously. They were wearing tight black masks and goggles, and they were folding their arms impatiently.

"About what?" I asked, confused.

"Don't pretend you don't know what we're talking about."

"But I don't!" I said truthfully.

"We want to hear your opinion," said the short one.

"My opinion?"

"About which LeChuck is best."

"Oh!" I nodded. Of course. How stupid of me! "I liked the claymation one."

"There wasn't a claymation LeChuck."

"Hmm..." I thought for a few seconds, before the rubber duck was shoved into my neck and the lights dimmed. "OKAY! OKAY!"

I was terrified. Pick a random LeChuck, I thought. Just any LeChuck!

"I'm gonna have to say the Ghost," I said quickly.

"He's lyin'," yelled the tall guy.

"OKAY!" I said, breathing heavily. That's when it hit me. I don't have a favorite LeChuck. LeChuck is evil. I don't like any LeChuck. I told them, and they nodded to each other. I was set free. I had some trouble finding my way home, though. Bowling/Fried chicken didn't seem like so much fun anymore.

 

-Me

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Demon LeChuck looks the best, and Ghost LeChuck can fly, but Zombie LeChuck gets my vote simply because it scared the pants off me. But you missed out the stone statue LeChuck. ;-

 

Also, crookedline5's story is the best one ever.

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I agree with Phatt and Yufster.

 

LeChuck was at his sickening, sinister and downright scary best in M12.

 

Flaming beards are cool. If it were possible without burning my face off, I would like a beard of flame. But a messy, decaying, stinky mess of a LeChuck is better. :lechuck:

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Poor crookedline5 ... I'm really sad about what happened to you ..

;__;

 

For me it's also Zombie LeChuck ... he's just so ... I don't know ...

I think I just like his attitude making a screaming Zombie chair out of Guybrush's bones *g*

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Zombie LeChuck, of course!!! I like that one best for all the pro-Zombie LeChuck reasons already, and becuase Walt walks off with his arm.

My question is, however, how can he spit if he's a dried up corpse? :fire3::jarjar:

PS i wrote a fanfic where Zombie Lechuck kills JarJar (i was like 10, forgive me). it was interesting, and involved JarJar being made into a chair....

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I know this thread has been dead a LONG time, but the world must know!!

There IS a LeChuck.com!

it's not what you think it is, however...a friend sent me the link as a gag!

I haven't a clue how to do links, so get off your lazy butt and copy and paste......http://www.lechuck.com/

have fun!!!!!

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Ghost Pirate LeChuck defeats all. He has quite the fist, strikes terror into the hearts of all, and is quite the charmer with the ladies. I also quite enjoy the company of his ship and crew....

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