guildenstern Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by Jem ... Spain ... Morocco ... Sénégal ... Canadian Embassy ... holy crap, Jem, what kind of life do you lead? and... can I come? ¬_¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Note: this computer is a Dell, and that Dell commercial kid was busted for buying pot recently (my!) I suspect a connection. Dell: the official computer of stoners everywhere. Duuuuude! I have 2. What does this say about me??? Actually, this would technically be my 3rd Dell, but the first one has left my possesion at this point. We have one at work by the soundboard running our RTA program, and that will act as offline control of our digitally controlled mixing desk when we get it. I have solved all my Dell support issues by going here: http://forums.us.dell.com/supportforums/ Quicker than getting on the phone, and you usually get better answers. You might actually see me there. Due to extreme laziness of thought, I am also known as edlib there as well. And if you weren't aware, Jem is an international playboy millionare secret agent and hired killer, posing as a guitar happy college student,... but don't say anything! We don't want to blow his cover to... uhhh... oops. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 25, 2003 Author Share Posted May 25, 2003 Actually, Jem is a time-traveling Brazilian genetics scientist who has come back in time to provide mankind with the desperately needed genome resequencing necessary to alter the species so that individuals are no longer born with their head up their ass. Either that, or he's George Lucas' glitterstim connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guildenstern Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Er, Zoom Rabbit? Have you ever read (on the off chance) The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams? ? Just for curiosity's sake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 26, 2003 Author Share Posted May 26, 2003 I've seen an episode or two of the teevee series, but that was many moons ago. Never read the book. You know, I get asked that a lot, and I don't really know why... *My* lunacy is internally generated. I sometimes get material from a tiny blue elf named Hicklebottom who lives in the glove box in the cockpit of my land yacht, but most of his jokes are too abstract in nature to be funny for all but a small percentage of the population. Here is an example of Hicklebottom's sense of humor: H: Knock! Knock! Z: Aw, jeez, I'm trying to sleep... H: Knock! Knock! Z: *Sigh* Who is it? H: The. Z: The who? H: Yes, mate. Got any kiddie porn? Z: Hicklebottom, if you don't stop waking me up with this horsecrap, I swear to God I'll stop drinking and make you go away... H: Sorry. I have a better one. Knock! Knock! Z: Grrrr...Who...is...it? H: No one. Z: No one who? *(Absurdly long pause.)* That does it! I'm getting the sword--you hear me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 Do I belong to that small percentage now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 I`m an Assassin Spy (Ass-Spy for short), but don`t tell anyone. Who do you think got rid of the Duke? Yup, that`s right. But, during my spare times, I also do all those crazy things edlib and Zoom Lapin mentioned. Speaking of which, edlib, I must kill you now. I prefer the non-professional way: Opération Lapin Fou is going well. Now you must download the file "TPE entier.rar" located here: http://membres.lycos.fr/zetorealm I trust you are equiped with WinRAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 Sorry, amigo, but the file wouldn't work for me. Apparently, 'Winrar' is a notion to which my computer does not subscribe... Besides, we've never solved the mystery of ♪. '♪tre, ou ne pas ♪tre...c'est la question.' hmm. Operation Lapin Fou is now operation Lapin Slopé. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 Oh, that paints it! Now when I do alt+136, it gives me the freaking cobra symbol! ô AAAARRRGGH!!! *(Destroys computer with insulated sword--safety first.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 http://www.rarsoft.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 *runs in, giggles, runs out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guildenstern Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Besides, we've never solved the mystery of ♪. '♪tre, ou ne pas ♪tre...c'est la question.' hmm. Alright, that's it, you tell me right now how you made the bloody music note!! >=( I tried the alt + 136 but all it gave me was this... ê ... (*sigh*) That is the question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 Wish I could tell you how I did it. All it does now is: ô The machine is clearly out of control and must be stopped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 When searching Google for the music note, it automagically translates it into "♪". This mystery should be solved quickly, before my brains explode because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Aha! Forgive me the 2 posts in a row, but the mystery has been solved. Apparently you have to type "&.#.9.8.3.4.;" without the periods. Let's see what other combinations give: ♦ ♧ ♨ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ ♮ ♯ ♰ ♱ ♣ ♤ ♥ [edit]: Here's a useful link which lists all the special ASCII character codes: http://www.alabamatechnologies.com/resources/specSym.asp?n=98&Submit=Display+Symbols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondas Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Ok, it's final ! NO MORE DRUGS FOR THIS MAN ! (paraphrasing Face Off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 Hey, Goldie...how do I get Elvish Tengwar characters out of this machine (as seen in the Tolkien movies)? Of course, having Elvish letters at my disposal would only mean that I would make sense less frequently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lujayne Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Why, from here, silly. =þ Course, you probably won't be able to use it in the forum. Ah well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 *(Dresses up like Elrond.)* Never before has the accursed alphabet of Tengwar been seen in Lucasforums... Oh, never mind. Stupid joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Z: Hicklebottom, if you don't stop waking me up with this horsecrap, I swear to God I'll stop drinking and make you go away... Hehe. "Dude, would you tell this pr*ck of a bartender that I'm not drunk." "Gee, I'm sorry Rocko. I'd love to help, but I'm just an alcohol-induced halucination." --Undergrads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 OK, I just got back from my excellent assassinations vacations... Lapin fou do you have Winzip? If so I will send it under that if not I simply won`t zip it and just send it. If you are still interested that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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