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I can do that think with the maltesers, the one where she blows it up in the air and then catches it! They really are light! And it's a great lung work out too!

 

What neat stuff can you do with food? I can also throw stuff up in the air and catch it, although 9 times out of ten I hit myself in the eye. Once, I got a skittle stuck up my right nostril.

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My little brother got a crayon stuck up his nose too. He saw that episode of the simpsons and asked if he was stupid like homer.

 

I said, "Yes."

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My sister used to get things stuck in her nostril. Once she got a raisin stuck in her nose, when she was about 3 years old, I was eight. She laughed all the way to the doctor's office. I got in trouble for laughing at her.:(

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Once I tricked my little sister to eat a crayon. I said it was good, tasted like strawberry. 5 minutes after that she was puking it up in the bathroom.

 

I'm mean.

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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mal, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room.

 

Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?"

 

And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

 

My cousin was a weird guy.

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Originally posted by brief

Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?"

 

ROFL

lol, i assume he isnt the brightest man alive, right?

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