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I can do that thing with the Maltesers!


Yufster

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I can do that think with the maltesers, the one where she blows it up in the air and then catches it! They really are light! And it's a great lung work out too!

 

What neat stuff can you do with food? I can also throw stuff up in the air and catch it, although 9 times out of ten I hit myself in the eye. Once, I got a skittle stuck up my right nostril.

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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mal, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room.

 

Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?"

 

And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

 

My cousin was a weird guy.

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