crookedline5 Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 As you realize, this is my first post. But I've been visiting the forums for awhile, and reading your threads. It's become a great interest of mine. Finally, I decided to join. Unfortunately, the exact moment that I was registered, I felt a sudden, sharp pain in my right knee. I figured, at first, that this was a mere coincidence, and not important. As usual, I decided to consult the Voodoo Lady, as she always has the answers to my problems. When I told her about what happened, she immediately pulled a dusty glass jar off a shelf beside her chair, and emptied the contents into her hand. It was a lime green powder, which she sprinkled onto my knee. It instantly felt better. I thanked her, but was curious about what had happened. She told me that someone at the message boards hates me. They have hated me for a very long time. She would not tell me who or why. She explained that this person, (the one who hates me) placed a curse on the forums, so that when I joined, my knee would hurt. The powder she had sprinkled on my knee was the cure, an antidote, sort of. She told me that I was safe for now, but to be careful. Whoever it is that put the curse on me is still out there, plotting against me in the dark cave that is their home. She told me that I will learn more in time, and sent me on my way. It's a pleasure to be here. -Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Damn! He knows! I mean, hi. Hi. How are you. Hi. So uh. New, huh? So, hi. Um. By the way, I'm at this stage the official comic relief, caffiene addict and quick tempered person, also types very fast... I think that's the general impression of me anyway.... ...Would a person of that description plot against you? of COURSE not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Hmmm do we have any ankle biters here? Kneecap collecters? Eh I think your safe. But until you get 100 posts you must always be called the New Guy. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Oh, is it a hundred? Do I get to call him the New Guy? Anyway, something similar happened to me when I registered a few weeks ago. I hit the "Submit" button and got this horrible, splitting headache instantly. I suspected a voodoo curse, so I called up every practitioner in the Yellow Pages. Turns out, it was my OWN curse that backfired. It was supposed to affect a relative of mine. Oh, well, they got lucky. Hope you can hunt down and kill this nemesis of yours. They can be quite troublesome, you know. I personally recommend an VD-2080 for wireless, fluidless, long-distance pain-causing with NO need for gross personal artifacts. Works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Wait. I collect kneecaps. Who has kneecaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 This surely beats those boring "hi im new"topics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 I myself don't believe in voodoo, but if you do, the you keep doing it. (that sentace had too many "do's" ) Anyway, welcome to the boards and stuff. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Do you have the kneecaps? Who has kneecaps again? Sorry, I wasn't listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 hey there. uh... :newbie:s rule! not much eltse to say, i guess. that's what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna write else as "eltse". you know how some people say else like 'eltse', with that little "t" kind of sound goin on in there? i find that funny, though i'm not sure why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 My mother says "Nay-saw" instead of "Nasa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Welcome to the boards, here's your welcome basket, it has everything in it, have a great time, i hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Im AL, and i've come for you knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Sorry, I got them already. He still has Elbows. Hah. They're indeed going to be funny bones when I rip them from their tendons and put them on cocktail sticks to feed to Remio! ...Wow, that was the most completely random thing I've ever said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster ...Wow, that was the most completely random thing I've ever said. Really?! That's kinda scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 31, 2003 Share Posted May 31, 2003 Wait... ....Neil, make sure to visit my shameless self promotion campaign thread! ....no, that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Goya Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Voodoo? I have never believed in that stuff, ever and i dont intend to start now. I dont mean to affend anyone but voodoo seems kind of dumb. I mean it is cute to see in stories but not to really believe in. Well anyway, welcome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 monica, it's a ****in joke. you don't get it, do you? there's a character in the mi games called the voodoo lady. it's nice that you think that, but he never said he believed in voodoo. god. try thinking before you post from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 SPEAKING of monica, which quite naturally leads to friends, what the HELL is the deal with the last episode of the season!? I mean Joey and Rachel!? That's wrong! Wrong! Rachel should be with Ross! EVERYbody knows that!!! And when he knocked on her door the last time, that was like the beginning of a soft porn movie! Not that I would know what a soft porn movie is like. But if I did, it would be like that. JeSUS. Rachel is an idiot, only IDIOTS get romantically involved with their best friends! (Sighs and thinks of Louis) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookedline5 Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 Ah, I remember when I was a fan of that show. I would watch it every evening, with a package of pork rinds on my lap, and wearing a giant foam hand. But you see, my unknown enemy has many dedicated workers who are perfectly willing to kill me at whatever cost. My favorite character was always Chandler. Oh, him and his wisecracks. But, as you might have guessed, Matthew Perry works for the one who hates me. You can imagine my delight when one year for my birthday, my beloved Gertrude took me to see the show live. I was ecstatic. I hope it wasn't overreacting to go to the zoo and set all the animals free? I was very excited. When we arrived, I didn't find it at all odd that nobody was there but me and Gertrude. In the middle of the show, just when everything was going normally, Chandler pulled out a big gun. I was a little surprised, but assumed it was part of the script, and smiled. When he turned and pointed the gun at me, I remained calm. It was when he started firing it and laughing maniacally that I got a little nervous. I looked beside me, realizing in horror that he had missed me and shot Gertrude instead. "NOOOO!" I screamed, lifting her body in my arms and turning to look at him with complete hate. He gave me a disgusting smile and lifted his gun. I kissed my lost love on the forehead, ducked underneath the seat, and began crawling toward the exit. "You can't escape, ****!" he shouted, still laughing maniacally. (As you remember, ti isn't safe to say my name) The rest of the cast had given him high-fives and run backstage. "Why, Chandler?" I yelled out, confused, "why?" "You will understand one day, you fool!" This was before I knew that I had a worst enemy. Knowing it now only gives me fear and paranoia. They took away my Gertrude, and I can only hope they won't kill me. Though I'm sure my enemy waits in the shadows, planning another evil deed. Anyway, Chandler, after running out of ammunition, gave up and ran backstage, obviously satisfied. I ran over to the camera, my face red and tear-stained, grabbed it firmly, and screamed into it, "DAMN YOU PERRY!" I haven't really watched Friends since. It's too painful. Will anyone close to me ever be safe? *sigh* One day I will find out who this enemy is, and get my revenge!! -Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Heh heh heh heh, perfect. I mean, how horrible for you. it must have been soo traumatic. Tell me, now that you've been washed away from watching friends, which show is it, that brings you comfort in those long lonely nights pining for Gertrude? and which character is you favorite? I ahve connections you know, lots of connections, just tell me who you favoritse charcters is now, and i'll set up a meeting for you, to help ease your pain and show you that not all actors are bad (shots). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 I am now nearly positive that Crookedline is in actual fact, Tim Schafer in disguise. I need only compare one of his stories to the "Annual Deli Fire" story on Doublefine, and you have my reasons. Come on Tim, admit it. Your cover is blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 i've whatched just a few Friends, but it IS quite funny. a friend of mine suggested me downloading an episode called "Joey's bag". its hilarious! JENNIFER ANISTON (RACHEL? I DUNNO): Here try this *hands him a purse* JOEY: Its a womans bag! *tries it on* Fascinating how a woman's bag looks so good on me, a man! RACHEL: Exactly! Unisex! JOEY: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple of days ago RACHEL: no, no, Joey, U-N-I-sex JOEY: You-and-I sex? Aint gonna say no to that... ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Originally posted by crookedline5 Quote of crookedlin5's entire post i hate it when that happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop i've whatched just a few Friends, but it IS quite funny. a friend of mine suggested me downloading an episode called "Joey's bag". its hilarious! JENNIFER ANISTON (RACHEL? I DUNNO): Here try this *hands him a purse* JOEY: Its a womans bag! *tries it on* Fascinating how a woman's bag looks so good on me, a man! RACHEL: Exactly! Unisex! JOEY: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple of days ago RACHEL: no, no, Joey, U-N-I-sex JOEY: You-and-I sex? Aint gonna say no to that... ROFL! Chandler may have some funny one liners, but Joey's the king! ROSS: okay, when you get into the museum, you want to make a left and see the ancient history exhibit, it's got stuff from ancient egypt, greece, rome, mesopatamia- ooh! and be sure to take her to the renasaince art exhibit, she'll love- JOEY: whoa whoa whoa, slow down a bit okay. So when i get into the museum, i turn left (points hand right, ross looks at him and points it left, joey nods head and smiles) funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Last year I went on a school-trip to Rome...in the bus they played a 5 hour long video of friends the WHOLE FKING NIGHT LONG!!! I now greatly detest the whole show, and if I ever meet one of the audience ppl, they can expect a bullet heading swiftly in their direction...STOP THAT ANNOYIN LAUGHTER YOU IDIOTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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