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*neil approaches me and my evil black horse*

 

screw this, take the godamn horse. i never wanted an evil black horse anyway. i always wanted a white furry kitty. Why cant evil black knights have kittens? its not far.

 

*goes away bragging*

*disappears in the darkness*

 

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*comes back*

i meant "fair". "its not fair"

*goes away again*

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Bwa ha ha ha! My fiery black horse is BIGGER and FIERCER than that other one...all of you, envy me as I ride away into the setting sun!

 

*rides away into setting sun*

 

*burns face*

 

So, about that furry little kitty....

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It's a small, round sweet, it's made of light, crunchy biscuit with a thin covering of chocolate. If you give them to Hampsters (Spelled intentionally with a P) they fill their pouches with them and look frighteningly crotchy. They're called the Hampster Crotch Maltesers.

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