madmonkeygal! Posted June 22, 2003 Posted June 22, 2003 Hey, you can't just walk out from a bar fight! *madmonkeygal sprints after SamNMax, grabs him by the collar and drags him back to the bar, where she proceeds to repeatedly slap him accross the face for trying to escape and eventually knocks him out for two posts*
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 23, 2003 Posted June 23, 2003 *rips apart voodoo doll in madmonkeygal's avatar, making her sew it back together and occupying her for two posts* what can i say, i like dismembering avatars. mainly because i'm too unoriginal to think of anything eltse to do.
Alia Posted June 23, 2003 Posted June 23, 2003 Now I have you, my pretty! *new cyborg hand in Andy's av grabs Das by the collar and pins him to the wall that would have hit him eventually anyway* All right, now what? Hmm...something TRULY diabolical... *sets Das up with her sister* BWAHAHAHAHA! You cannot escape! Now exist in misery for the next three posts!
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 23, 2003 Posted June 23, 2003 Roy, realising that behind all that Manly talk, Captain Andy is all woman, proceeds to chat her up (badly), before losing his cool, realising he doesn't have a chance, and taking out his frustrations on everyone else in the room with a soup ladel and some golf balls, putting them all out for three posts each!!!!
Alia Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 Why, I thought I hurt people in a very feminine manner...I guess I need some practice, then. All right, here's to you and your crummy dealings with the opposite sex! Ok, honey, give it to him. *Andy's handsome, strong, courageous boyfriend knocks Roy out in ONE FELL BLOW! Yes, that's all it took!* Anyway, I'm not putting you out for any posts because I feel generous and *looks around at comatose people* because you knocked everyone out in the last post. So I guess you can spar with my boyfriend 'til they come around.
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 Roy gets up from feigning injury after being hit on the back of the head , looks around for Andy's strong, courageous boyfriend, but can only find a scrawny kid with baggy trousers. Roy ticks him off for his unfriendly behaviour before making him a packed lunch and running him along to school. Roy compromises his principles by putting Andy into the 'Tordes Death Lock' (what?!?) and puts her to sleep for three posts. Since her boyfriend is now in woodwork class with Mr Outred, and everyone else was knocked two posts ago, that means Roy is the winner. Roy does his victory dance for the crowd
Alia Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 *Andy, who was feigning sleep, wakes up and watches Roy's victory dance, laughing uproariously* Ha ha ha ha! See? I TOLD you he was a monkey!
SamNMax Posted June 24, 2003 Posted June 24, 2003 *Sam jams a knife in everybody's temple.* There, that should keep them busy.
Alia Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 Nahh, it was already over and I was taking Roy Tordes out for pizza to celebrate. Go start yourself a new fight somewhere.
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 ....better be a damn good pizza!!! None of that burnt crust rubbish!!!
Alia Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 It's EXCELLENT pizza. Only the best, and not poisoned either.
SamNMax Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by Captain Andy Nahh, it was already over and I was taking Roy Tordes out for pizza to celebrate. Go start yourself a new fight somewhere. I hate you all! *Socks everybody right in the colon for the hell of it*
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 Its NOT poisoned.....so if it's NOT poisoned, why did you feel the need to emphasise the lack of poison? I think you're bluffing and it really IS poisoned!!!
Alia Posted June 25, 2003 Posted June 25, 2003 I was emphasizing the lack of poison in the pizza because of its distinct presence in the ice cream cone I gave Das a while back. That's all. I'm not a criminal, you know......*here Roy looks disbelieving* Oh, fine. Hmph. *takes boyfriend out for pizza instead*
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 i got dessert. from oberweis. a few nights ago. i'm lost.
Alia Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 Oh, I assure you, Roy, I got whatever I wanted. Don't you worry about that.
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 By the way Andy, I read somewhere about something called an 'ample chested lurve vixen'. You're not one of these are you:confused:
Ray Jones Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 *kicks in the door, waves the .44* .. ok everybody. calm down. anyone thats trying to leave.. i pump one in your a#s. *goes araound with some sort of bag.. punishes the people around to smile at him and give all their grog into the bag..*
Ray Jones Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 *looked around for a while, after anybody is busy with getting new grog, he grabs some chic.. er chips and sat down .. * Hey barman.. will he turn on tv ..? *cleans his silver .44 while he's watching sledge hammer to get new ideas for brutal handshake methods.. * *drinks som grog out of the bag*
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