Jump to content

Home

m00f


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 133
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Go edlib :D lmfao @ Zoomie

 

Yay for the A-Wing! Go us speed-freaks ;)

 

R9: You will eventually realize that Uprio is nothing more than a plushie, his power an illusion. Once you realize that, he cannot harm you. ;)

 

But then again, you've got three illusory pets yourself...

 

:D

 

Lynk: What's with this geekiness obsession? ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This is Oreo. Never mind that I've developed the power of *speech* for now. I've been hired by your weasel, herefore known as 'Uprio,' to represent him as advocate in presenting his demands to his owner, herefore known as 'Lynk Former.'

 

First off, Uprio wants a girlfriend. He isn't jumping on your leg because he wants attention, you know. He's tired of being the third stooge, and wants a weasel playmate of his own.

 

Secondly, Uprio wants an upgrade in the quality of weasel chow. From now on, he wants lots of nice, yummy crickets, brought live and perky on demand. Also, he wants whiskey in his water bottle.

 

Finally, Uprio is over the whole cage thing. He's taking the bed from now on, and since Lynk is so big and clumsy he would like it very much if he would sleep on the floor.

 

Please see to my client's demands. Animals stick together you know, and it wouldn't take a whole lot of string-pulling to get a few dozen kangaroos to look into the matter for us. Thank you.

 

*(Runs off to chase a moth.)*

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by Imladil's Cat Oreo

This is Oreo. Never mind that I've developed the power of *speech* for now. I've been hired by your weasel, herefore known as 'Uprio,' to represent him as advocate in presenting his demands to his owner, herefore known as 'Lynk Former.'

 

First off, Uprio wants a girlfriend. He isn't jumping on your leg because he wants attention, you know. He's tired of being the third stooge, and wants a weasel playmate of his own.

 

Secondly, Uprio wants an upgrade in the quality of weasel chow. From now on, he wants lots of nice, yummy crickets, brought live and perky on demand. Also, he wants whiskey in his water bottle.

 

Finally, Uprio is over the whole cage thing. He's taking the bed from now on, and since Lynk is so big and clumsy he would like it very much if he would sleep on the floor.

 

Please see to my client's demands. Animals stick together you know, and it wouldn't take a whole lot of string-pulling to get a few dozen kangaroos to look into the matter for us. Thank you.

 

*(Runs off to chase a moth.)*

 

O.o *looks down at Uprio* wtf? *Uprio shrugs*

 

Okay...

 

Firstly, Mr. Weasel has a girlfriend who stays with LQ. Mr. Weasel and "Mrs. Weasel" as we like to call her get along well.

 

Secondly, Mr. Weasel doesn't like weasel chow, instead he takes a bite out of anyone he sees as having good enough meat for him to chew on... right now he's eyeing you Zoomie...

 

Finally, Uprio was never put in a cage, he has his own bed, his own room, his own everything.

 

So I don't know where you got your information from but I suggest you cease your action against me and leave Uprio alone before he decides you might be fun to chew on. Thank you

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...