Why are there no monkeys in North America?

[Zoom Rabbit]

This is a question that has always bothered me. I don't know why. Perhaps the answer was figured out by science decades ago and put to rest in dusty books, or perhaps we have no idea to this day. Just for the sake of resolving the matter amongst ourselves, I've posted this poll to put the matter to a vote.

 

Vote on natural science? Sure. Why not?

[Pink Monkey]

I ate them.

[edlib]

Methinks that they are smart enough to live somewhere else,.. but since that's not an option on the poll, I'll have to go with Martha Stewart.

[Ray Jones]

i would say there are no monkey coz everybody i a dj now named DJG.

 

but since this is not in the poll.. i think there only can be no monkeys in reason for holographic SREmitter issues.

[RoyTordesLegend]

....there ARE monkeys, they just blend in really well with all the other large hairy backed gorillas in McDonalds!!1

[Joshi]

Considering none of the options are going to reach a suitable conclusion to the question, I can see no real point in this thread whatsoever.

[Feral]

Opened, on the basis that it's no worse than most of the shiz here in the Harbour.

[Ray Jones]

Hey..

[Kjølen]

I think this thread was closed cause its a thread that spams your computer.

If you spam your computer too much you'll come across the same problem this guy has:

 

But I guess good spam threads keep the forums alive.

*Sigh* It would be nice to have another one of those spamfest fun really really active days again....Maybe I should post a thread debating when this 1/2 yearly day should come? it could be a Harbour Holiday.

 

Feh, I'm voting for the Mcdonalds one.

[edlib]

Originally posted by The Feral Chicken

Opened, on the basis that it's no worse than most of the shiz here in the Harbour.

That's all we were saying...

 

Thank you.

[Alia]

Wow, there are like three million people who think they went to visit Feral but got lost. Hmm. My vote for monkey pox is rather lost in that swarm.....

[Branik]

The reason that there aren't any monkeys in northern america is that they're all dressed in suits and occupy that ****ed up government of the USA. That way nobody recognizes them.

[Nitro]

Holograms.

[RoyTordesLegend]

http://www.davidicke.com ALWAYS has the answer....good old David!!!

[Zoom Rabbit]

Roy is a lizard man! I've been saying it all along, haven't I?

 

Personally, it's my opinion that native americans probably ate them all centuries ago. Everyone knows that primates are good eating...

 

Thank you nice chicken man! We see here that the feedback process can yield positive results if followed properly.

[Ray Jones]

Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

Roy is a lizard man! I've been saying it all along, haven't I?

Thank you nice chicken man! We see here that the feedback process can yield positive results if followed properly.

 

 

*cough:Dcough*

[RoyTordesLegend]

Ray, where is BC, and why are you back there at the moment? :confused: (Das style mass confusion)

[Ray Jones]

berlin city ..

 

why hmmm. .. the only thing i know is something about:

 

a palmtree.

napalm harvest.

a bomb.

and SPAM..

[RoyTordesLegend]

Berlin...hmmmm....you cant be German though Ray.....Ray Jones is about as German Sounding as....err......something not at all German sounding.....

 

....not that Roy Tordes sounds Welsh mind you......I'm changing my name to Rhys Leekpants imediately:)

[Ray Jones]

sounds like Ray Glownes ..

 

 

nah. what is not german on it?

 

just say it like: Righ Eeoness ..

[Zoom Rabbit]

If he were French, he would be Righ Shone.

 

Zoom Rabbit sounds American. Americans are well known for their love of acceleration, and rabbits are just fine as far as we're concerned. The last thing I would be is French, though, because then my name would have to be Lapin rapid...and nobody wants that.

 

[Kjølen]

If you where to translate Kjølen into Japanese, it would be Sukato.

That's why I'm going to be called Sukato Kjølen.

Oh, and translated into English from Japanese and Swedish that would be "Skirt Skirt". XD

But I originally meant for it to be Norwegian so if translated from Japanese and Norwegian to English it would be "Skirt Keel"

[Zoom Rabbit]

You're named 'Skirt?' You old little person...

 

All this time I didn't appreciate how fully weird you are!

[Joshi]

I love the margin of error on these boards. Apparently, 100% of the people voting got lost looking for Feral, despite the fact that people voted for other things.

[Deadmeat_X]

Lol, there are 3.5 million votes for the feral option. Nice work, whoever did it