Why are there no monkeys in North America?

[Redwing]

Well, since Feral is the world's greatest person, and all the monkeys know it (well, at least the ones that ended up in Britian!), they all went and got their owners to come vote here, out of love for Feral! Simple. ^_^

 

As a result, we know that there are exactly 999999 monkey owners in Great Britian!

 

I have no idea what to do with this bit of information...but I'm sure Zoomie can think of something.

[Zoom Rabbit]

1. Helper monkeys for the British upper class (it would be a smashing good time, what?)

 

2. Issue them bayonets and decks of 'Iraq's most wanted' playing cards, then turn them loose in Baghdad.

 

3. Shoot them all on live teevee as performance art.

 

(Note--someone hacked the poll again, this time giving equal blame to the US Dept. of Homeland Insecurity. I love it!)

[Ray Jones]

2. Issue them bayonets and decks of 'Iraq's most wanted' playing cards, then turn them loose in Baghdad.

 

we should spread them .. some towards kabul ..

 

and some for our tv-shows StarSearch, Popstars, Deutschland sucht den Superstar ( What??) .. and two h*rny gorillas for the Love Parade..! for the ectasyh*rny girls ..

 

 

 

*voice from nowherecough, Ray.. (offtopic)*

 

neil, there are actually people returny to this thread for ever and ever and ever .. you included.

 

*wears button: 'i break for chickens.'*

[Joshi]

Just a note, I didn't close this, someone else did. (I closed it the first time, but not after feral reopened it)