Homoludens Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die HOLLYWOOD, CA—Focus groups at advance screenings for Gigli, a romantic comedy starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez set to open nationwide July 30, have demanded a new ending in which both stars die "in as brutal a manner as possible," sources at Sony Pictures said Tuesday full story, The Onion OMFG LMAO!!!! Owwww! My....stomach....hurts..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamandMax Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 I saw the movie for free, at a screening a week ago, and I actually thought it was alright. It's not good or anything, but it's watchable, and I really don't think it's one of the worst movies ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burge Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 LMAO @ the recommended deaths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remixor Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 I was in New York for the last week and I saw an actual Onion newsbox thingy, where you could pick up the paper for free from one of those little things on the street with stacks of papers in them. I had no idea they printed it as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amishler Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 I have yet to see a good movie whose title I can't pronounce (not counting foreign films). I mean, how are you supposed to get "JEE-lee" out of "Gigli"? Anyway, I heard today that Sony is pulling the ad money from Gigli's campaign and using it to promote Bad Boys 2. At least they quickly acknowledged defeat and are moving on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 My work has the onion blocked. So I can't see what is supposidly going to happen to them. Does anyone really believe they are actually going to get married or do you think it is just a publicity stunt? I for one think its a publicity stunt. Seriously, wasn't this girl married a few months ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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