Clefo Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 If you've been paying attention to the news lately you'll know that Californians, in their wackyness, are recalling their current Governor, Gray Davis who looks a lot like Gary Condit, and many people have thrown their hats into the ring including: Porn Smutter and First Amendment Backer Larry Flint, and my personal favorite: Gary Coleman, how awesome would that be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 hmm...maybe we should send someone from the forum to run for gov. They could have Havoc write their speechs. I really like the pic w/ Arnold. "If you want to live" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyarms Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 um... there's already a thread on that... yeah... but you can just keep this one since the other one spammed off-topic after 5 posts. Haha, if you want to live, classic terminator line. I think he would be a good candidate, he knows what's wrong, so watch your A** Mr. Davis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 STTCT FOR GOVERNOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted August 8, 2003 Author Share Posted August 8, 2003 Maybe we should supplant an LF friendly Governor in every state, that way we can start planting our, uh, agenda on the country... I mean in 2010 I could run for Gov of Arizona, but I don't really want to (and I don't have the connections) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Good people of GB.com, hear me. I have a vision for the state of California which outstrips any of the feeble reasonings of movie stars or 'seasoned opinions' of the 'real' politicians. Turn the racketeers and porno hustlers out, for Zoom Rabbit has the higher future in hand. California must be bulldozed and turned into a giant feral parrot habitat. By reducing the human population, we would also reduce our need for social services and use of overburdened natural resources. What few Californians fail to take the hint and move elsewhere can be housed in giant underground worker hive communities, where frail and squinty-eyed troglodytes can be put to hard work, turning out a number of hemp fiber products (grown in our Humboldt county hemp farms, of course) cheaply enough to make the Chinese look downright greedy. Our profits can be used to buy crackers for the feral parrots, and the rest secreted in a Swiss account for 'emergencies.' Let's face it. No one wants to live in California anymore. We should therefore raze the whole thing and give the parrots a shot at it for awhile. The citizens of the state will be grateful. So, forget Arnie. Forget Davis, or any of the mobsters likely to show up on that ticket...vote for ME, Zoom Rabbit, as your write-in candidate for the governorship of California. You probably won't be sorry. Thank you for your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted August 8, 2003 Author Share Posted August 8, 2003 I, Clefo, declare myself a candidate based on the fact I was born in Los Angeles and lived there for 3 years of my life. Yes, there are a lot of other people running for Govenor, but I believe I am uniquely qualified for this, the highest office in that great state of ours, and I intend to explain why. Friends, even if you don't like me, I like you. The time is not yesterday, or even tommorow, for, as the Founding Parents so wisely said "The past lies behind, the future lies ahead" If I sound urgent, its because I am standing barefoot on concrete in August in our great state, which gets hot during these months. I take my shoes off for this state Thank you, and god bless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by Clefo I take my shoes off for this state. I would never vote for a governor who wouldn't be willing to take anything less than his PANTS off for the state! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted August 8, 2003 Author Share Posted August 8, 2003 I'll strip down to nakedness while some funk music plays in the background for the state! Now get THAT image out of your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by Clefo I'll strip down to nakedness while some funk music plays in the background for the state! Now get THAT image out of your head It BURNS!!!! *runs around trying to gouge his eyes out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 I'll run too...maybe I'll just be the Chief Justice...heh. *starts pointing at people he hates* Go to Jail...Go to Jail...Definitely Go to Jail...Go to Jail........heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Good people of GB.com, hear me. I have a vision for the state of California which outstrips any of the feeble reasonings of movie stars or 'seasoned opinions' of the 'real' politicians. Turn the racketeers and porno hustlers out, for Zoom Rabbit has the higher future in hand. California must be bulldozed and turned into a giant feral parrot habitat. By reducing the human population, we would also reduce our need for social services and use of overburdened natural resources. What few Californians fail to take the hint and move elsewhere can be housed in giant underground worker hive communities, where frail and squinty-eyed troglodytes can be put to hard work, turning out a number of hemp fiber products (grown in our Humboldt county hemp farms, of course) cheaply enough to make the Chinese look downright greedy. Our profits can be used to buy crackers for the feral parrots, and the rest secreted in a Swiss account for 'emergencies.' Let's face it. No one wants to live in California anymore. We should therefore raze the whole thing and give the parrots a shot at it for awhile. The citizens of the state will be grateful. So, forget Arnie. Forget Davis, or any of the mobsters likely to show up on that ticket...vote for ME, Zoom Rabbit, as your write-in candidate for the governorship of California. You probably won't be sorry. Thank you for your time. As a Californian - No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 But Pinks, it was my intention all along to make you King of the Feral Parrot People... Now show me someone better qualified! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyarms Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 I got a better idea. Let's send Arnold back in time to kill Gray Davis before he gets elected! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 I'll second that! I found out what you need to get on the ballot for the cali. gov. thing. You need $3500 and 65 signatures. I figure w/ the number of people on this forum (plus we can con a few extra people so it's not so obvious), we can get enough sigs to nominate everyone! So what if there are a few repeat signatures. Now...where are we going to get that kinda money??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Well Shan is selling her Mustang... Gallgher is also gathering signatures to run for governor. I think I'll pick him as my candidate. Anyone who's that willing to bash fruits around in public will get my vote any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyarms Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 it actually needs $4500. I think I'd better hurry up and book a ticket to LA to become governor of cally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit But Pinks, it was my intention all along to make you King of the Feral Parrot People... Now show me someone better qualified! Damn, you've got a point there. Vote Zoom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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