Yufster Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 For this thread you must all assume a name that is somewhat like the name that a project leader would use. I mean, if your name is John Murphy, that's no good. It has to be like, John Kapuut. Or if your name is Jenny Jones, you need to rename yourself Jenny Kruhalik. Dudes, all project leaders have weird names. Grossman! Gilbert! Schafer! Purcell! Ahern! Tishifubitsu! Okay. Now. Your assignment, Mr Schibblebald, is to present us, the honourable LucasArse, with a brief outline of a game by the date of soon. This game must be so good, it is actually sexual. In a completely non sexual way. Present your idea to us, LucasArse Head Guys, clearly and concisely. You've always wanted to be a project leader, huh? Let's see what sort of unmarketable crap stuff you come out with. I'm not going to steal your ideas (Suckers!) But I would like to see what interests the adventuring masses. Except for pirate games, or star wars games. No Pirate or Star Wars games. ...Which brings me to this! We have just fed you deadly poison, and we will only give you the antidote upon producing a great and marketable game idea. It worked for Tim Schafer. Did you know Lucasarts fed him poison? Honestly, I read it somewhere. And please god, please, no pirate games. Especially I'd like to hear from Remi and Gabez, especially Gabez because he is just so fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Game about Death!...oh...wait... (even in absence, it haunts me...) Hmm... Hmmmm... Hmmmmmm... Hmmmmm..... Hmmmm..... Hmm.... I guess crazed tentacles are out of the question. How about a game where, in the begining, the protagonist is turned into, say, a mutant praying mantis.(How clever!) The point of the game would be to uncover the secrets of the SECERT GOVERNMENT GENTIC LAB that caused this transformation, while having much fun along the way. It would be adventure, not killkill. Funny too. If GF is anything like what i read, i guess it would resemble GF slightly. If all else fails, you get to play as a mutant praying mantis. And that would be cool. Well, thats it. And the name is...Orca Waitkini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 I have ideas. CRAZY IDEAS! I'm not sharing them though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 this is das mohutjiiyafaraun reporting here.... i believe the idea of a good game would be...seven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 You're all fired. Especially him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 You can't fire me, I QUIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Hah. Mah nahm iyis Andy Kahlfeeny. I had this spectacular idea for an adventure game, but then I woke up and realized that it was all just a dream and I couldn't remember one particle of it. Then I had this other great idea, but I'm not going to tell what it was because I plan to make it eventually with AGS and it's going to be a surprise. So there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 Well then... you lot of uncreative bums.... Let me tell you about MY big idea! Right after I drink this soda. And pet these kittens. And play with these toys!!! And read Penny Arcade!!!!!!!! Seriously. You're all fired. Go. Go! And Andy... download AGS and learn it now! Now! Before your heathen soul reaches the shores of Hell!!!! Run, Andy, Run! My name is Meksilon, and I'm a fundamentalist born again Christian with a difference. And that difference is this; I'm a cool fundamentalist born again christian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Okay right, here's my idea, there's this guy right, we'll call him, blokehairstraightener creepbark, and he wan't to become a flooring inspector right, but first he has to pas these three tasks, the art of tile sliding, the art of carpet rubbing and the art of hardwood floor detecting. but then, when he does all these, he falls in love with a woman called Melanie Farley whos the florring inspector CEO, but then, she gets kidnapped by the evil LeMuck who is a the CEo of a rival company and he goes to save her on Primate Piece of Land which has a terrible rumour to tell. We'll call it "The Rumour of Primate piece of land with flooring inspectors!" what do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 That's a terrible idea, Neil. No one could sell or even play a game even REMOTELY like that. Even if it's plot wasn't so boring! Even if it was based aroundpirates! It'd still be terrible. Terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 How about a game about a girl called Airam, who wants to become a nun but is sent away to become a governess of a family of seven children. She falls in love with their father, Lt. Lon Pat, and then the Ubiz come to claim their house and take away their father, so they climb a mountain and escape across the border. While all the time singing about the hills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Ok, so heres my idea for a new adventure game, it is based on a story I had to write in 8th grade. The central charactor is an octopus named Sven who lives in New Hampshire (I just chose this because it is quite easternly). His sidekick is a giant clam, who has to ride around on a scooter of sorts. We'll call him Herb. So one summer, its awfully hot and this pair decided to take a road trip in Svens rusty off-white El Camino. Destination: Los Angeles So, obviously they have many adventures ( as this IS an adventure game) along the way. At one point Herb's scooter gets stolen in the Mall of America. Then the car breaks down and they need a new one. The only other thing I REALLY remember about this story is that they both end up at a waterfront sushi bar in Los Angeles, and devise a way to escape their certain death, and then Sven falls in love with a giant pacific octopus. Create your own fate for Herb, I never liked him as much anyway. So this is my semi-lame adventure game idea, Im sure you could spruce it up somehow...add some bloodthirsty monks chasing them with cocktail sauce or something. Shivers M. Timberski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 here's an idea: you should have a character be a rich guy that gets trapped inside a homeless shelter and can't get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 The rich guy in the homeless shelter is a funny idea. Danke. O.o <--- look at that. Muahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 edited oh, yeah, and about my idea for the rich guy in a homeless shelter, i actually wrote that in seventh grade. the project was "help! i'm a _____ trapped in a _____!" one person actually put "help! i'm a vegetarian trapped in a meat packing factory!" and they wrote updates, like a journal, where the vegetarian was going crazier and was thinking about giving in and eating the meat. it was hilarious. you had to have read it, though. in fact, i think i'll put my little writing assignments in here. somehow all my things turned into humor stories. but i think i'll make a new thread where i'll post all my little stories. none of them are too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 My idea is a game about a Star Wars pirate who gets bent on glitterstim, hijacks a transport out of Coruscant and takes it to the Fairy Planet where green space vixens cater to his every whim and he livers happily ever after. I'm fired? Great--let's all go drink beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted October 26, 2003 Author Share Posted October 26, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit My idea is a game about a Star Wars pirate I'm fired? Great--let's all go drink beer! A star wars pirate who gets fired... and comes back for revenge....!!! Zoom! You're now part of Parasite Games!!!! Heres your office. You can put your pen in this little pen holder, see? Now clear out your office. You're fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Star Wars, hmm, a bit cliche. How about the evil flooring inspector being blokehairstraightener creepbark's father! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 How about a game about a cat and an elephant who randomly commit crimes? I think that one would really take off. But still, not as much as the Star Wars/pirate thing. That is gold. We MUST make a Star Wars/pirate game! Or we should give Yufster poison and then only give her the antidote after she makes it for us! YES. That's IT! Muahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Originally posted by Captain Andy How about a game about a cat and an elephant who randomly commit crimes? I think that one would really take off. And then get married and the squel will be about thier kids! Then we'll get sued for suggesting inter-speices intercourse. Okay. Fire me. Hey! she changed her avatar to something LESS disturbing! Huzzah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Wha..! Where's the tarted up one? I miss it. It reminds me of my mommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 i didnt read the rest of the thread, sorry, but for a name, how about... Sesshoumaru-Sama Eh? eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 you know what i was thinking... star quarrels. ...*sneeze* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 It reminds me of my mommy. ACK! ARG! WHOA! SICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Having sickened Ernil beyond anything he'd ever experienced, Andy proceeded to recreate Yufster's old avatar, model a big dolly after it, and hug it every night before she went to bed. And after she worked on her Star Wars/pirate adventure game. I downloaded AGS earlier in the summer, but I haven't done too much...a few test rooms and stuff....but I have a wicked good plan. And I shall prolly put it in to action. I shall dedicate it to Tim Schafer...my own. My PRECIOUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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