Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 My mother works with a lot of people. But one of them is this guy who is just out of school. About a week ago, he asked my mother what she would do if Finn (My brother) told her he was gay. My mother said she would be happy for him, so long as he could be happy with somebody he loved. Then he sort of shrugged, asked if he could borrow some vaseline for his lips and went about his work again. Well, after that he told her that Finn wasn't gay, but in fact he was, and he was just wondering how he should tell his mother. I was in town today, with my mom, and we met this guy. They were talking about something that had happened at work or something, and then my mother started laughing hysterically. "What?" I asked, glancing suspiciously from my mother to this guy. "To think I let you borrow my vaseline." She said, and they both started shrieking with laughter. Why do you only realize what stuff like this means, hours later, when you're taking a drink of nice hot coffee? I spit coffee all over the monitor, and started choking. I didn't know my mother had this kind of sick mind. But it is still pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roytordes'babe Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 My mother has a pretty sick mind too, you don't realise until you get older what they are really like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 you drink coffee? gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Burger you drink coffee? gross. I'll second that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Wow, two people who spend more time on the computer than Bill Gates and they don't drink coffee. Oh,a nd you think that's gross, my grandmother who doesn't even speak english likes to watch Grayham Norton and knows exactly what he's talking about when he says it. she'd a very old fasioned and traditional hindu woman so to think that she likes that kind of stuff is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 Ewwww?!? You don't drink coffee?!?! Weird!!! You suck, Mr Burger! You suck at getting my attention, and you suck at holding my attention, and you suck at drinking coffee! What's that, Mr Burger? I can't hear you, because you suck!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 you suck at something!! what it is.... i haven't quite put my finger on it but ohhh i will. i'll get you yet you deviant. you will rue the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 Sorry Mr Burger, you're going to have to type louder. I can't hear you, because you're SUCKING too much!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Coffee is good, as long as it's not too strong. Why people think it is wretched is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Same. I love coffee. Especially when I'm trying to figure out why Ians head keeps falling off and his hands are spinning around at 360 degrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Burger you drink coffee? gross. I say, it isn't rather OBVIOUS that Yufster is usually posting under the influence of caffeine? I thought so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Hands spinning around at 360 degrees? How much coffee do you have to drink to make THAT happen? I'm afraid I have never reached that level of the influence of caffiene:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 coffee?? .. sure. with milk and 6 pieces of sugar please. and dont stir otherwise it's too sweet. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 I don't drink milk. Well... There is one CERTAIN type of milk I drink. It's from Norway. EDIT: The implications in this post are nearly too much even for me to bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Coffee is my best friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Well essentially, I must drink coffee because that is the path I chose in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster I don't drink milk. milk is good for the brain.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 How hilarious that nobody got the dire implications of two (of my) posts ago. I bet Andy gets it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 milk from norway? whale milk?? WHAT?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 I'm not gonna elaborate more on it, because it was an honest mistake, but I will just say this; I'm not talking about whale milk. Although I dare say it could be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 hmmm.. is tim from norway..?? i dont know.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Er, what? ... Oh, hang on, wait. Oh my god. Ray, that's disgusting. You sicko! I can't believe you would think that about me!!! We're not friends anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 uuhhm... does that mean seperate saltshakers from now on?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 I just learned how to spell "separate". Just thought you'd like to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 :D lol. .. just a typo. i thought you want to know.. errmm.. back to that milk thing.. so.. if i got it right.. tim isnt from norway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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