Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Well, all my guitar strings are broken and I need new ones. So if I rerecord the Bill Gates love song it's gonna be keyboard accomp. Which is nice. I haven't worked it out yet, but I'm sure it'll be nice. Huh. Anyway, I have the lyrics to the original Bill Gates Love Song here, but that whole RAP bit is gonna be hard to do with a keyboard, seeing as I can't play the keyboard as well as I can play the guitar (And I can't play the guitar very well). So, I thought to myself, "I'm going to have to REVISE the lyrics." Now, there's only so much a person can say about Bill Gates. Even for the original song, I had to sing a few likes about crotch maltesers and Nikola Testis (delightfully, these two are unrelated topics). So here's the deal. You guys write the lyrics. I'll add them to the old lyrics, and copy paste a few bits and pieces, and voila! A new song! But instead of writing about Bill Gates, we're going to write about EVERYBODY! It can be people off the forum, or whatever. So put your lyrics and love songs here! Everybody take a turn to write a lil paragraph or whatever. I'll start: Nikola Testis, Nikola Testis, Baby take a crotch malteser and chew, Nikola Testis, Nikola Testis, Baby all I can think about is chewing you (Okay, I sort of took that from last years song) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Here's 'un I wrote on vacation. G - - - - - - - - - - D7 Great long ears, furry little tail C Twitching little nose, long sharp nails, G - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - D7 Quick as greased lightning, twice as funny, C - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Em Small and fierce, the killer bunny (etc.) What's that you say? Oh yeah, he's cute But don't trust his looks 'cause he kills to shoot And when you see a way out, go ahead and grab it Like I said, he's a homicidal rabbit. CHORUS: Am Now Max can be disarmingly nice - - - - - D7 Just a perky little chap all full of spice - - - - - - - - - Am And when he talks philosophically, you'd almost swear - - - -D7 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - C You'd never seen such a decent hare... (more verses) But look a bit closer at his saucy smile, And you'll find ten cats' woth of sheer wile I said it before, and I'll say it again Never trust a killer rabbit's lovely grin! I love my town, and I love my honey I used to love my little pet bunny But ever since Max, Bugs, and Zoom I shriek when I see a rabbit in the room. (chorus) Not really a love song at all....I think maybe one about Monday Milking is in order. More anon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 I think we should incorporate this into it: Scamper no longer, my little roof possum. Your work day is done. Say, isn't that awesome? Be still! Be still! Or you, I will kill. My frisky-fun friend, my plague-bearing blossom. You have the INSANITY, of a MANATEE!!! Then we can legally say Tim Schafer co-wrote it, because you can't copyright words. EDIT: Oh wait, yes you can. Rats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Well, all my guitar strings are broken and I need new ones. So if I rerecord the Bill Gates love song it's gonna be keyboard accomp. Which is nice. I haven't worked it out yet, but I'm sure it'll be nice. Huh. Anyway, I have the lyrics to the original Bill Gates Love Song here, but that whole RAP bit is gonna be hard to do with a keyboard, seeing as I can't play the keyboard as well as I can play the guitar (And I can't play the guitar very well). So, I thought to myself, "I'm going to have to REVISE the lyrics." Now, there's only so much a person can say about Bill Gates. Even for the original song, I had to sing a few likes about crotch maltesers and Nikola Testis (delightfully, these two are unrelated topics). So here's the deal. You guys write the lyrics. I'll add them to the old lyrics, and copy paste a few bits and pieces, and voila! A new song! But instead of writing about Bill Gates, we're going to write about EVERYBODY! It can be people off the forum, or whatever. So put your lyrics and love songs here! Everybody take a turn to write a lil paragraph or whatever. I'll start: Nikola Testis, Nikola Testis, Baby take a crotch malteser and chew, Nikola Testis, Nikola Testis, Baby all I can think about is chewing you (Okay, I sort of took that from last years song) Ooooh! I remember us talking about Nikola Tesla, and you calling him Nikola Testis. Boy was I mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 You mean his name isn't Nikola Testis? Oh. **** Looks kinda disappointed. **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster You mean his name isn't Nikola Testis? Oh. **** Looks kinda disappointed. **** Nope, names Tesla. He invented the Radio, the Remote, flourescent lightbulbs, and countless other things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 But perhaps the records of his existence got a little bit muddled. Maybe he was ORIGINALLY called "Testis". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 It's just another manic sunday, Oooooo Wish it were monday, Oooo No cows are ever milked on Sunday, Ooooooo They only work week days, Ooooooo. OR, (I think it's to the tune of a song called Blue Monday) Monday, and they're back to work, Tuesday, wednesday, there's work to shirk, Thursday, I messed around on mIRC Oh Friday, I think I'll play Turok. Saturdayyyyyyyyyyyyy sucks, Sunday and we're out of luck, The cows are never milked today, Somehow I gotta find, a way to pass all my time, It's Monday, La La La Ryhme!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huz Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Either way, "tesla coils" is still amusing if said fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 I'd love a glass of cold milk right now. Suprisingly, this is not as off-topic as it may seem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Not in the least. How about: I was up too late that night, or so my mother said, I was posting on the forum when I should have been in bed. I was running out of Sweetarts when a thought occurred to me: "Holy crap! I'm psychic! The future I can see!" So I THOUGHT my findings to my other psychic buddy, We communicated that way 'til my brains had turned to putty. I whipped out my good old fingers and posted a bunch more, The others couldn't tell what what I said, or what I meant it for. You see, Yufster (that's her) and I were working on a plan. We didn't want to tell anyone, so we lidded up THAT can, And spoke in hushed and garbled words that none could comprehend, So now we wait 'til Monday fair to see how it will end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Andy, you think up the best ryhmes. And yes. Oh lord. It's Monday now. It's Monday Morning! Holy crap!!!! Today we will know for SURE what is going to happen!!! WILL The cows accept our pasture!? WILL the warm fresh milk be churned into butter and eaten!? WILL the new calves flock to their mothers side!? WILL EVERYTHING BE AS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME?! I don't know, but I have the feeling we're gonna find out, and if we don't, hordes of angry forumers are going to have our lungs, Andy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Yeah, couldn't you imagine us going back and editing all our posts - and there were lots of them - to say "Tuesday?" That would be tedious. And plus I would be enduring another day of people wondering aloud WHY I can't stay off the walls and ceiling. And WHY I never sleep. And WHY I start talking about Tim Schafer at the dinner table. (Because even I don't know the answer to that one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 This may be a little off topic, but... hey, nothing new there. I can't find my school uniform skirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Excellent change though. I can't seem to find ANY of my clothes. *runs away naked* *hits wall* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Oh man, I found it. This means I DO have to go in to school after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 *cheers* Bill Gates He's our man If he can't do it No one can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Blessed is the forum that raves about lunatic love for Bill Gates and Tim Schafer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 To be sung to a galloping guitar rhythm... There was a maaaaaaaaaaaan! and he came from a land in the westttt! He wore glassssssssssses and strange symbols on his cheeeeeeeeest! And he smote his enemies, and turned them all to dust!!!!!!!!!!!!! With a hungry pack of lawyers and a substandard productttttttt!!!!!!! He was BILL GATES! Longhorn will be terrible tooooooooooo! BILL GATES! The GATES of hell will open for yoooooou! MEEDLEY MEEDLEY ME guitar solo etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 So....I take it you're posting this from your Mac? You're just jealous. Here's my galloping guitar rhythm song: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII like cookieeeeeeeeees, yeeeeeees I dooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIII like cookieeeeeeeeees, hoooooow about yoooooou? I hate it when they taaaaaaaaaaaake my cooooooooooooookies. I hate it hate it hate it hate it when they taaaake my coookies. (repeat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 How can you say those mean and dumb things about my uncle Bill - Salks Gates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 I'm posting from windows, wishing I was posting from linux or a mac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 I thought the themes in the song were very interesting! He obviously didn't mean it. I especially liked the parts about the gates of hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 what does lil' billy to compensate the flux booting his notebook with redhat linux chillin with som bugs from microsoft windows who rub his mighty belly with a mighty pirates' hook. .. uhm. find the phrasation on your own.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Er, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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