Largo-LaGrande Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 *grabs a bottle o grog and smashes it ova the table and charges at the person who comes in the bar next holding out the broken grog bottle*
Mad Anne Bonnie Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 Gargh!! I will grog you to the death, my good man!
Alien426 Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 *stumbles into the bar, drunk, not knowing what goes on - looks around - shouts "[rage]B A R F I G H T ! ! ![/rage]"* *ducks under a table and cries like a baby*
Largo-LaGrande Posted November 4, 2003 Author Posted November 4, 2003 (also when u attack sum1 and hurt them you can put them out of the form for a certain amount of posts example: death hits alien with a bottle putting him out for 1 post but only if u want 2) *grabs a dart out of the dart board and throws it at alien*
Alien426 Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 >plock< ...................................>plock< ........>plock< *darts hit the table* *pulls a chair in front of a gaping hole that is not covered by the table* [whimpy, desperate voice]ANNE, don't just stand there, help meeeeeee![/whimpy, desperate voice]
Shivermetimbers Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 *pick up table under which alien is hiding, throws it across room* what, you cryin for YO MOMMA??
Ray Jones Posted November 4, 2003 Posted November 4, 2003 *takes a dart, dips it in curare and throws it* >pflep< *dart hits SMT in the neck who's immediatly going down to the ground like a stone to the bottom of a sea* now try to run to YOUR mommy! (SMT cant MOVE for at least 1 round) ..
Mad Anne Bonnie Posted November 5, 2003 Posted November 5, 2003 *Screams as Andy's stink bomb goes off in her face* Argh, my eyes, my beautiful eyes! *Cries and runs backwards and forwards* *calms down* *Bonnie runs over to where Alien is cowering on the floor, draws a large, scary, Cloud Strife-esque sword, and screams like a Gorrilla on ProZacc at the world in general* "Come and get me!" GARGH! PS- Don't worry Alien, I'll save your hide!
Ernil Posted November 5, 2003 Posted November 5, 2003 Ernil bursts in with his friend bluejay, Tim. Ernil pulls off one of Tim's feather, and starts rubbing Andy with it. Because his hand is rubbing oh-so-gently, she never notices. The rubbing goes on constantly for hours until suddenly, Ernil breaks skin. He then sneezes on it, gets the bearly-visable scrape infected, and then walks away. Andy turns deathly ill in the next 10 minutes.
Reaper Girl Posted November 5, 2003 Posted November 5, 2003 Orca pulls out her handydandy camcorder. This will make an excellent documentary.
Largo-LaGrande Posted November 6, 2003 Author Posted November 6, 2003 *Grabs a sword from out of the wall and swings it at captain andy*
Alia Posted November 6, 2003 Posted November 6, 2003 Why is everybody always picking one me? *drops bomb* Is it because I'm smart? *drops another bomb* Is it because I'm pretty? *drops another bomb* Is it because I kick ass? *drops a whole buch more bombs* Yeah. That must be it. *leaves, whistling a happy tune*
Largo-LaGrande Posted November 6, 2003 Author Posted November 6, 2003 BOOMM!!!!!!!!!! "ARRRGGGG" *Death flys out of the bar and lands in the Dirt....in a pile...of...yea* "Wooooo my head is spinning" *Climbs on the roof of the roof and pulls off the Scumm bar sign, walks back into the scumm bar and slams it over captain andys head* "Ha now your head is spinning"
Alia Posted November 6, 2003 Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Captain Andy *leaves, whistling a happy tune* I was long gone, honey.
Largo-LaGrande Posted November 6, 2003 Author Posted November 6, 2003 um..... *sprints out of the scumm bar and hits andy over the head with the scumm bar sign*
Alia Posted November 6, 2003 Posted November 6, 2003 *hears Death_Jedi running up behind her, whips around, and deals him a swift karate kick to the gut before he can hit her with the SCUMM ber sign* *leaves again*
Shivermetimbers Posted November 6, 2003 Posted November 6, 2003 *opens eyes, coughs *stumbles drunkenly to feet "DAMN YOU RAY!!" *Attacks Ray and Ernil's bluejay with two beer bottles
Alien426 Posted November 6, 2003 Posted November 6, 2003 *sees that some patrons have left the bar and reluctantly crawls from under the table* *takes an uncertain look around* "Hah, you better flee! You're no match for me!" "I win! I-I-I-I-I WIN! You lose! Oh, I'm so good!"
Largo-LaGrande Posted November 6, 2003 Author Posted November 6, 2003 (new rule you can knock people out of the game for a certain amount of posts the highest limit is 3 heres an example) *death taps alien on the sholder and he turns around, death then punches him in the head knocking him out for 1 post* (btw that was for real)
Mad Anne Bonnie Posted November 6, 2003 Posted November 6, 2003 *glares at Death Jedi* Hey, I was meant to be looking after him! *Uses scary Cloud Strife-esque sword on Death Jedi* THAT'S FOR CHANGING YOUR SQUALL AVATAR! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *Cackles manically* *falls over*
SamNMax Posted November 7, 2003 Posted November 7, 2003 *Walks into the bar and says, "Oh, **** this." And leaves.*
Alien426 Posted November 7, 2003 Posted November 7, 2003 *sees a lot of stars and cherubs dancing around his head* "Could someone answer the damn phone!?!" "Ouw, my head!" *builds up rage* "Hey, I just noticed I've got those wicked dangerous claws, sharp teeth and a spearhead-like tail." *swishes around frantically, thereby taking out several patrons of the bar* *slips on others' blood and knocks himself out*
Largo-LaGrande Posted November 9, 2003 Author Posted November 9, 2003 *jumps on alien and sticks a gun if his mouth* "eat this" *shoots the gun blowing a hole in aliens head*
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