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I think I just figured something out. See if you can work it out from this AIM conversation.

 

Elfstone1986: Precisely.

YufsterChan: I mean what possible reason COULD there be??!?

YufsterChan: Anyway, subject change. Let's talk about San Francisco.

Elfstone1986: Not really a subject change then, is it?

YufsterChan: No, more like 'broadening the topic'.

Elfstone1986: I haven't played any of his games, yuf. I don't know him. I don't care.

YufsterChan: Oh, but he's awesome. He's so funny

Elfstone1986: Can we talk about NOT tim schafer, maybe?

YufsterChan: Sure, we can talk about San Francisco.

Elfstone1986: San Francisco is full of gays.

YufsterChan: I know. It must be awesome.

YufsterChan: Gay guys are so funny.

YufsterChan: ...

YufsterChan: OH

YufsterChan: MY

YufsterChan: GOD!!!

 

 

Anddd the penny drops, not an hour, not a day, but in fact, SEVERAL DECADES LATER..

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Study it, Ern. Study. Think. Ponder. Be Curious. Think.

 

 

So...this kid didn't want to talk about Tim Schafer. Tim Schafer resides in San Francisco. Possibley, Tim Schafer is gay. This LOTR fan didn't appreciate him.

 

 

 

 

 

I duntt git it.

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Originally Posted by Nick Bottom

I grant you, friends, if that you should fright the

ladies out of their wits, they would have no more

discretion but to hang us: but I will aggravate my

voice so that I will roar you as gently as any

sucking dove; I will roar you an 'twere any

nightingale.

It's out of all whooping, kids!

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Well, I'm just sick of looking at Schafer spelled Shafer in your post. And I'm sick of flats. All the hip composers used sharp keys. All the REALLY cool ones composed solely in C major. But anything past B-flat and you have one pissed-off pianist. Namely, me. Oh man, what have I gotten myself into?

 

Did I mention how brilliantly funny Tim Schafer is?

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Originally posted by Mr.Burger

sam you seem like the kind of person who ... likes star wars games.

 

No. Just KOTOR. Why? What's that supposed to mean?

 

Well, I'm just sick of looking at Schafer spelled Shafer in your post. And I'm sick of flats. All the hip composers used sharp keys. All the REALLY cool ones composed solely in C major. But anything past B-flat and you have one pissed-off pianist. Namely, me. Oh man, what have I gotten myself into?

 

Ooooo, I missed one letter. Who cares?

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[psychic message]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE.

 

I NEVER LEFT A SWEATER IN ANY OF YOUR DEPARTMENTS, GODDAMNIT!

 

I NEVER LOST MY FREAKING SWEATER!!!

 

I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU GAY!!! Even though you clearly are. OH GOD THAT JUST SORTA SLIPPED OUT, I'M SORRY, YOU'RE TOTALLY UNGAY.

 

AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE SMART ASS COMMENT THING, TOO.

 

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE SWEATER IS!!!

 

But I have to play it cool. Be subtle.

 

BUT I'M SENDING YOU OUT THIS PSYCHIC MESSAGE, TO TELL ME WHAT THE SWEATER IS.

 

BECAUSE I'M GETTING EATEN AWAY INSIDE HERE, NOT KNOWING. IT'S LIKE A CANCER. OH GOD, IT'S LIKE CANCER OF THE CURIOUSITY. I NEED TO KNOW

[/psychic message]

 

PS. Absolutely nobody else here knows what I'm talking about, don't worry. But there was nowhere else I could post a psychic message that it would make sense. At least this way it might be secretly telephathised to the Awesome Secret Headquarters in Berlin.

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I was in San Fransisco around 1990, I was still in High School at the time. Even though my gay bashing uncle warned me of what I may see, I saw nothing. Really I didn't! Maybe it was the wrong time of day, and I was not in the right part of town, but I kinda liked San Fransisco. Actually I saw more gay guys in Key West Florida than anywhere in my entire life. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but during my stay in Key West, I spent the last 3 days on the ship watching movies, I mean there were like no single heterosexual females in Key West, so why bother? Know what I mean?

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I love San Francisco, and I'd love to stay and explain in more detail exactly why, but I think my kitten is trying to find a place to excrete in my room.

 

Zoom Rabbit, I can't believe you don't know who Tim Schafer is. That's kinda weird. You're the type of person who would really appreciate his humour. I suggest you give Double Fine a good aul reading so it doesn't seem like you're just jumping on the bandwagon come Holiday 2004.

 

Oh, okay, now my cat has excreted and my brother has told me why he has to wear big socks; "My toe is falling off."

 

So I might as well take this time to explain why I like San Francisco. Because it's beautiful and big and cool and awesome. And all the game developers are located there. All the good game developers, anyway.

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LOL I have two favourite parts of the action news.

 

Firstly:

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Which is the funniest gibberish ever (I saw "sewing kit" and nearly cried laughing)

 

And then the entire Deli Burning incident, which was so funny it made my sides hurt.

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