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Rapp Scallion

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Allo!

 

In December one of my classmates ripped the head of a toy bunny and turned it inside-out. And there was the answer we all have been looking for: The inside-out bunnyhead had a big white beard!! Santa Clause is not a separate person! It's just the easter bunny that turns himself inside out every christmas! I'm a genius!

 

Actually that makes sense. The reason white fur is sticking out from his coat (winter fur) and why Santa Clause is not found at the North Pole. But one question remains: Where lives the Easter Bunny?

 

Now, THAT'S a question to answer!

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Originally posted by DrMcCoy

i'm more interessted in where the grim reaper lives... or the boogeyman (sp?)...

 

Grimmy Grim lives next door to me and the boogeyman lives under a bucket in the backyard...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...of course. He has no taste.;)

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Originally posted by Orca Wail

the south pole...;P

 

...hey Rapp what else was hidden in the bunny?;)

:rhett:

 

A lot of cotton. And some reindeers. Yup, that's it!

 

And the Grim Reaper doesn't live somewhere in this world. Haven't you played Grim Fandango? A lot of reapers, but none of them lives in our world.

 

And about the boogeyman, he doesn't exist. It's just a dream. Inside a computergame named Zak McKracken. Inside the big nose that chases Zak in the dream in the start.

 

But his brother is tied up under my bed. He used to make a lot of noises when I was small, but now he's pretty quiet. Maybe I should check. Or maybe it's just a trap. I should really not check. I shall just forget about him. Oh no! You reminded me! I feel sick. *Pukes*

 

Whatever

 

-Rapp Scallion

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Hmmm... Do the Grim Reaper live next to you? Hmmm... THE Grim Reaper? I feel sick. *Pukes* *Get's a feeling of deja vú*

 

Whatever

 

Hmmm... I suppose he's more afraid of me than I am of him. I certainly hope so... :(

 

The pictures is pretty much like the Futurama theory but with a little bit of my theory. That Santa lives at the north pole, but on Saturn (I think it was Saturn).

 

-Rapp Scallion

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Originally posted by Guybrush122

I'm gettin a little bit of j'as mais vú if you know what I mean.

 

No, not exactly. Should I change it to *vomits*?

 

And by the way, I think I know who that neighbour guy is. He is a distant relative. You know my name is (I won't post my name on the internet, but when you see it you know what I mean)

 

**** Grim**** ******

 

The first part of my first last name is Grim. Whoa! Scaaary...

 

Oh, can't someine get me a puke smiley?

 

-Rapp SCallion

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YOu people make me sick eat the **** and choke!!! I will rain all knowing glory down on all you. America sucks!! There are only a select few people in america who are not so Stupid. You and your coperate coke cola and your christmas time fig with the apple pie!

 

Leave deez nuts alone! deez nuts are mine!!!

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Pussy on my face. Why are americans so patriotic why oh why?

 

DO you guys all line up and lick the presidients nutsacks?

 

Honestly you can tell me the truth. I'm glad the late show takes the piss out of bush. How did he get in power, Oh yeah he cheated, a crook even. Ah well i'm glad i'm thousands and thousands of Km's away from it all.

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