Guybrush122 Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Yes, but is it EVIL coleslaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Is there any other kind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Well there's the zestful, spicy, malevolent kind, and then there's also the demonic, beligerant, yet mild in flavor kind. And don't get me started in the quantity of juice.... ....it's a WHOLE other breed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 I've tried evil Slaw, it doesn't work unless you have the right kind of detinator. My plan involves three million mercats, two dozen antelope, three sloths and a ferret (there's always a ferret). It also involves carefull planning and research of the gulf stream that's right, the gulf stream, I think we can all see where this is going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 I've tried that, the problem was the antelopes kept getting jammed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 I already solved that problem, the antlers are made out of washing powder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Washing powder antlers.....intriging...... I wonder would it work on a mongoose.... *HEY LOOK OVER THERE* *Jumps into waiting Hover-Moose [TM] and flies to secret lair.* Alright, I'll need some Daz, 12k mongooses, a chocalate covered battering ram, something with coconut on it, the latest code of StarCraft Ghost, and of course, my trusty Hover-Moose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 I've already put an order out for my own personal shaved ferret, they'll never see that one coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 Guys guys guys guys. You're thinking too small. Too elementary. You shave the mongoose, gel the ferret, order three pounds of Johnson's Baby Oil, Talcom Power, and Magneseum Stearate. Preheat the oven at 450-500 and then cook for thirty minutes. When ready, pour the mixture into a beaker, let cool for two to three days, and add a positively lethal amount of salt. Then, well, the rest should be obvious. Naturally, I've shotgunned the plan, so no stealing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 I think if you add a pinch of espestos it was add that little zest of flavor that you just don't get out of ordinary plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted February 21, 2004 Share Posted February 21, 2004 Originally posted by Mr Flibble Washing powder antlers.....intriging...... I wonder would it work on a mongoose.... It wouldn't, trust me, I've tried. Now, if I can get that nuclear reactor to work just right, i might be able to make.... yess, that's it, that's perfect, just perfect, now I'm sure this will work. It's just a matter of timing. I have now made... dare i say it... the perfect popcorn! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And Might I add, the world will come to my beck and call at sundown tomorrow. Ta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 The last thing ever said on this planet will be "Hey, what does this button do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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