Sabretooth Posted March 13, 2004 Author Posted March 13, 2004 Gamejawa Notsoadvance Q: Why did Pakistanis transform into dopes and have lost the cricket match against India? (HURRAY! HURRAY!)
the_lord_Revan Posted March 13, 2004 Posted March 13, 2004 A: huh?sorry i diddnt catch that! i fart in your general direction! Q: why do i fart in his general direction?
Sabretooth Posted March 15, 2004 Author Posted March 15, 2004 A: cuz u forgot to bring your ass with you Q: Why aren't penguins blue?
Glaive v.1 Posted March 15, 2004 Posted March 15, 2004 A: coz linux made them that way. Q: why does toast always land butter side down?
the_lord_Revan Posted March 16, 2004 Posted March 16, 2004 A: i think that the butter ionizes the bread particles, raising their mass! or because it just flips. either one. maybe. Q: why does this thread eep lozing steam, getting considerably less funny? ((GET FUNNY AND STUFF GUYS!!!!))
topshot Posted March 16, 2004 Posted March 16, 2004 A: Because I just barfed up my supper. Q: I oughta slap you with a wet mackerel! Why should I?
dark jedi 8 Posted March 17, 2004 Posted March 17, 2004 A. because he doubts the power and hilarity of the stupid question/answer thread! Q. who is the last zion?
DarksideDjembe Posted March 17, 2004 Posted March 17, 2004 A:not bethany... must be zolof the rock and roll destroyer Q: You know hte part where yanky doodle sticks the feather in his hat and calls it macaroni, is he talking about his hat, or the feather?
topshot Posted March 17, 2004 Posted March 17, 2004 A: It's obvious. The feather. Q: If I am me, then who are you?
Glaive v.1 Posted March 17, 2004 Posted March 17, 2004 A: im the second from the left on the third entrace to the ancient realm qugalulu'asdangarang
Sabretooth Posted March 17, 2004 Author Posted March 17, 2004 Q: Is it possible that Yoda is a weird, mutated species of Rodian?
Codja X Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 a: the same way greedo could be a jedi master q: 800 years is a long time. What else is long?
dark jedi 8 Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 A. The 1 item or less line at the doller store. Q. who goes to the 1 item or less line at the doller store? why?
Codja X Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 a: 1 item or less? q: So some people just wait in a queue with nothing to buy? that really is the stupidest thing i've heard on this thread:)
the_lord_Revan Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 I agree, but hey! its funny! ((I think... hmm, I also think that my fish floppin around on the floor is funny too....hmm....)) A:because they have no real reason for life. Q:Why is it that my leg is smashing the moderator Lynk Former in the face? ((And if i get banned for doing stuff, well I'll just make another profile. but I'm not gonna do it till i'm banned!))
dark jedi 8 Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 A. it may be from the fact that you are a violent person. Q. what does the fish flopping on the floor think about? *cough* Link is coming, beware:rolleyes: *cough*
_PerfectAgent_ Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 A:It thinks about Spongebob. Q:Who lives in a large intercontinental ballistic missile laser launcher bazooka homing missile propeller making grenade deflecting smilie 'sploding missile silo under the sea?
topshot Posted March 18, 2004 Posted March 18, 2004 A: ME!!!!!!! Q: Wait a minute.......me? Why me? *drowns.*
dark jedi 8 Posted March 19, 2004 Posted March 19, 2004 A. well, since you drowned its no longer you. Q. could it be that the flying chickens have finally learned how to swim?
the_lord_Revan Posted March 19, 2004 Posted March 19, 2004 A: No, they've just learned to fly!!! Q: why is it that I could care less what Link does? ((Chx this out! http://www.picpix.com/brad/pic/003zb7dp/g218 I might send it to lynk in a PM, who thinks I should?????))
_PerfectAgent_ Posted March 19, 2004 Posted March 19, 2004 A:Because you're careless. Q:What is a computer?
dark jedi 8 Posted March 19, 2004 Posted March 19, 2004 A. a com----pu------ter? what? Oh that box that talks to me all night long. O.K. yeah, well it does talk... i think... or i'm talkin to myself. Q. do computer's talk to you, or are you talking to yourself?
_PerfectAgent_ Posted March 19, 2004 Posted March 19, 2004 A:I hold good conversations with my computer. "Hey computer, what's happening?" *Pets Computer* *DVD Drive Closes* "AAAHHH!!!! IT BIT ME!!!!" Q:How many paint chips can a paint chip eater eat if a paint chip eater eats paint chips?
dark jedi 8 Posted March 19, 2004 Posted March 19, 2004 A. i ate 200 before i passed out. how many you can eat has to do with your body, kinda like alchohol. but at least i tried. Q. where can you find the best paint chips?
topshot Posted March 19, 2004 Posted March 19, 2004 A: On the side of your house......and at the local grocery store!!!!! Q: Is there any one who can beat me in a traditional Lucas Forums RPG battle? (Yes, I really mean it. I'm looking for a challenge! )
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