Help!!!

[Dr Edison 007]

Hey, I was sitting at a red light and this guy signalled for me to put my window down. I noticed who he was and said "Hey, your Richard Lewis" then he punched me in the face, threw me out of my car, and drove away.

 

Please help me I don't know what to do and these strange, hairy people are eying me.

[RicardoLuigi...]

...do i know you?

[Skinkie]

Can I hit you too?

[Zoom Rabbit]

I don't bite heads. I cut them clean off in one strike, and maybe nibble on them a little, but that's not really the same thing...

 

You should convince the hairy people that you are their god. They will make you a new car out of bamboo and banana leaves, and things won't be so bad.

[Ray Jones]

here is what to do:

 

go to skinkie and let him hit you.

 

then try to sell the hairy people a shave, take the money and buy a new car.

 

find the guy, wind the window down and say "hey you are richard lewis!"

he will punch you, throw you out of the car and drive away with it,.. again.

 

and ta-daaa..

 

you have your old car back.

[Joshi]

Do what martha stewart would do. Kick his arse!

[Skinkie]

I just realized one of the choices of things to do on your list is Martha Stewart, man that's gross. But probably very tidy.

[Zoom Rabbit]

...Someone did not just bad talk Martha. There's just no way that could happen. Nope.

 

Must be hearing things.